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Announcement   Doing a "KonMari" in my house. Clearing Out, Cleaning Up, Hitting Refresh!


Last updated on Jun 21, 2016

Doing a "KonMari" in my house. Clearing Out, Cleaning Up, Hitting Refresh!


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We are Wicked Wendy & Princess Tulip the aristocratic acrobatic dog duo from uVodkastein, Ginastany. Now retired. We also did a contortionist comedy act called Barky Barkface which was basically a loud barking contest. We still enjoy reenacting this about 50+ times a day. Whenever a car drives by or whenever we imagine a car driving by. Or when a leaf blows around. Or someone looks at us.
We've retired now to Dogtown, California where all the famous retired dog celebrities live. Ever since we saw the movie Pretty Woman we like to pretend that Richard Gere and Julia Roberts are our personal human assistants. We imagine they would never disrespect us by telling us to shut-up when we're doing our vocal cord exercises. AND.....they would allow us to live in the manner we're accustomed to.
We in the dog world don't understand why life is such an enigma to humans. The CT about dogs taking over the world is true. We're planning on making tons of money selling stuff, burying it in a secret place in the backyard and one day........cats will bow down and humans will dance around in circles with a treat balanced on their noses. Dogs Rule!


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