hand printed patches and art

Portland, Oregon

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Last updated on Dec 12, 2019

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Alley Valkyrie

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Alley Valkyrie


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Shop policies

Last updated on September 15, 2018

Thanks for your interest in my work.

All items are silkscreened by hand, making each one slightly different. Many designs are repeat printed freehand, and all are printed without the use of a press. Please keep this in mind when ordering, as your item may differ ever so slightly from the picture unless the listing specifically states that you are buying the exact pictured item.

Everything is printed using permanent water-based inks.

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Mastercard Visa American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Returns and exchange details
I will accept exchanges within 14 days of postmark if the item is damaged/not as described.

If the item is damaged or not as described, I will replace it and send you the money it cost you to ship it back, or I will refund your money if I cannot replace it.

If the item does not fit you, I will also replace it, but you absorb the cost of shipping it back to me.

Items returned must be in the condition they were sent out...this means I will not accept a return if the item is severely wrinkled, smeared with deodorant, reeking of cigarette smoke, covered with pet hair, torn, stretched out, etc. I reserve the right to make this final determination.
Credit card or Paypal only, unless you're interested in a wholesale order. Please pay within three days. Message me if there's a problem. I'll give you more time if you need it, but you need to let me know. (Although why you're buying things that you cannot pay for in three days is beyond me, but that's your business, not mine.)
All international taxes/duties/customs fees are your responsibility, not mine. Please don't ask me to mark the package as a gift. It's against the law.
Additional policies and FAQs
Convo me regarding custom orders...I can pretty much print any design on any color as long as I have the fabric.

Custom orders generally take between 14-21 days, depending on current stock and availability.

I do sell wholesale, please contact me for details.