presentsforpirates

heartfelt/inappropriate paper treasures!

Denver, Colorado

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staceyhelman1 on May 27, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Great cards, shipped immediately after placing the order. Love!

holla note cards - hand lettered calligraphy flat panel aqua rounded corners notecards

holla note cards - hand lettered calligraphy flat panel aqua rounded corners notecards
Michelle on Mar 23, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Shipped perfectly in time, really well made, made custom in a matter of an hour or two. Super great to talk to, definitely recommend :)

i love you, f-ckhead card.

i love you, f-ckhead card.
Nina on Mar 18, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

In a funny turn of events, my parter got me the exact same card. True love?!

love the shit outta you valentine's day card. for the most important person in your life. kraft, aqua, red, paper cut, folded, mature card.

love the shit outta you valentine's day card. for the most important person in your life. kraft, aqua, red, paper cut, folded, mature card.
ericageneva on Mar 9, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Excellent shipping time and a pleasure to work with; she offered great custom-order options.

i wanna be on you valentine's day card. for your most important person. kraft, fuschia, paper cut, folded, mature card, profanity

i wanna be on you valentine's day card. for your most important person. kraft, fuschia, paper cut, folded, mature card, profanity
co on Feb 19, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Shipping was on time and product was perfectly unique. Take That Valentine's Day!

naughty valentine's day cards. for the most important person in your life. 5 fluro, flat panel notecards, mature content.

naughty valentine's day cards. for the most important person in your life. 5 fluro, flat panel notecards, mature content.
Reviewed by Inactive on Feb 19, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

she loved it! thank you!

i f*ckin' love you valentine's day card. for the most important person in your life. kraft, teal, paper cut, folded, mature card.

i f*ckin' love you valentine's day card. for the most important person in your life. kraft, teal, paper cut, folded, mature card.
Torri on Feb 13, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Recipient thought it was riot, thank you!

i wanna be on you valentine's day card. for your most important person. kraft, fuschia, paper cut, folded, mature card, profanity

i wanna be on you valentine's day card. for your most important person. kraft, fuschia, paper cut, folded, mature card, profanity
JessJepp1988 on Feb 11, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Great quality! Awesome 'thank you' note in the envelope. 10/10 Bad Ass

i f*ckin' love you valentine's day card. for the most important person in your life. kraft, teal, paper cut, folded, mature card.

i f*ckin' love you valentine's day card. for the most important person in your life. kraft, teal, paper cut, folded, mature card.
Megan on Feb 10, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Fast shipping - I love it!

i wanna be on you valentine's day card. for your most important person. kraft, fuschia, paper cut, folded, mature card, profanity

i wanna be on you valentine's day card. for your most important person. kraft, fuschia, paper cut, folded, mature card, profanity
Kelly on Feb 7, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Perfect! Such great quality and so unique!

custom listing for DOUGHE22. love the shit outta you valentine's day card. kraft, aqua, paper cut, folded, mature card.

custom listing for DOUGHE22. love the shit outta you valentine's day card. kraft, aqua, paper cut, folded, mature card.

About presentsforpirates

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Heartfelt inappropriate intellect in the form of handmade paper treasures.

A maker of things, a painter, a paper snob, a letter writing, foul mouthed mama. Mainly self-taught, but ever obsessed with paper since I was far too young to have been obsessed with paper. One of my greatest joys is that of receiving and particularly sending mail. I believe in the art of not being a "mail spoiler", and have a very real fear that once our grandmothers are all gone, the United States Postal Service will cease to exist.

Her late grandfather's words will forever resonate with her: "Why buy it when you can make it for more?"

Send love // send letters.

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Amanda

Owner, Maker, Designer

Shop policies

Last updated on May 10, 2022

holla! thanks for stopping by! i always welcome and encourage any requests for custom items!

all items are made in my home, which is a smoke free environment. we have two dogs, but as a rule, i generally don't allow them to participate in the crafting process.

Accepted payment methods

Returns and exchanges

if you receive anything that you are not completely satisfied with or that you feel was misrepresented, please contact me within 3 days of receipt and i will arrange to replace the item or make it right. i will pay all shipping charges and i do require that the original item be shipped back to me.
*in the event that an item does not arrive and the delivery confirmation number cannot place the item, i am prepared to offer a full refund.

Payment

i accept payment through Etsy, by way of paypal. if payment isn't made within 48 hours, sales will be canceled. sorry lovers; no layaway here.

Shipping

i ship via USPS first class, within 3 days of receipt of payment.. if this does not meet your needs, please contact me and i will be happy to arrange for signature confirmation or will ship priority for an additional fee. i ship to the address specified in paypal. if you would like me to ship to a different address, please be sure to tell me in the notes.

for international shipping, I mail with USPS First Class Package service. that means that tracking isn't available for most countries once the package leaves the US. and since delivery time varies by country, it can take 10-20 business days or longer, so keep that in mind before you order!

Additional policies and FAQs

any coupons, codes, or gift certificates are good for one time use only. they are NOT good with any other offer, but i will honor the highest and best coupon you have!

generally speaking, items are made to order. if you need something custom, something faster, message me before ordering so we can chat about the specifics!