purplecactusdesign

Purple Cactus Awesome Emporium

3062 Sales

purplecactusdesign

Purple Cactus Awesome Emporium

3062 Sales On Etsy since 2011

5 out of 5 stars
(719)

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Pete

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Announcement   T-shirts from the world of Purple Cactus
NOW WITH ADDED POWERS OF AWESOMENESS!

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Last updated on Mar 28, 2017

T-shirts from the world of Purple Cactus
NOW WITH ADDED POWERS OF AWESOMENESS!

Pete

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Scruffy looking nerf herder star wars tshirt
$22.50
Beard t-shirt men's - Fortune favors the beard
$22.50
Star Wars Stormtrooper Men's tshirt
$22.50
Goonies T-Shirt men's - Chunk t-shirt
$22.50
Dr Who t-shirt women's - Dr seuss t-shirt
$22.50
Kill Bill t shirt Typography shirt women's
$22.50
Star Wars tshirt Men's - Episode IV redux
$22.50
Harry Potter t-shirt Deathly Hallows men's
$22.50
Star Wars Stormtrooper Women's tshirt
$22.50
Zombie Tshirt mens - Infected, Bio-hazard tshirt
$22.50
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Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(719)
Shelbey Smith

Shelbey Smith on Mar 26, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

This shirt was a gift for my mom who loves The Goonies. She loved this shirt!

Ekaterina Orlovie

Ekaterina Orlovie on Mar 1, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Looks fantastic! It was the perfect present for my Goonies loving husband! Arrived faster than I thought. Great purchase!

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About

Man bitten by radioactive Badger, gains powers of awesomeness!

My story is much like any other I suppose...

One day while walking by my local Top Secret testing facility, the string broke on my yo-yo and it rolled under the fence and into an area full of cages. I checked to make sure nobody was looking and snuck through a hole in the fence to retrieve my beloved yo-yo.

I searched and searched to no avail and then... I spotted it lying just inside a large cage with a sign saying "Bernard" and a funny symbol that I didn't recognise but it did have a cool skull on it. Thinking that Bernard wouldn't mind if I just took my yo-yo back I reached in. Before I could react my hand was savaged by what I can only describe as a blue and red Badger of doom. I managed to grab my yo-yo and ran, wrapping my hand in my jacket. I didn't stop running until I reached home.

The next morning I awoke to find that my hand was completely healed except for a cool new blue and red skull shaped scar. I didn't think too much of it and concentrated on restringing my yo-yo. Once I had it restringed I tentatively gave it a test yo. It worked perfectly so I decided to practice a trick I had been working on. To my suprise I did the trick perfectly first time. I tried another trick and another and before long I was knocking out tricks that had never dreamed I would be able to do.

I sat and wondered how I could use my new superpower to fight evil and stand up for justice. I sat late into the night designing a costume to wear. I gave my yo-yo a cool custom paint job. I was ready...

Oh wait, you want to hear about how I started my etsy store. I'm sorry. Well back in 2008...

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Shop members

  • Pete Bessent

    Owner

    I love movies, comics, toys, tea and Hedgehogs (don't ask). I don't like football, fried eggs, painted toe nails or flip flops.

Production partners

  • Indy Worx

    Sioux Falls, SD

    Indy Worx is a small company with two Direct to Garment printers that print my t-shirts for me. Each t-shirt is printed with care and the owner Christopher and I work very closely to ensure that each Purple Cactus t-shirt is of the highest quality.

Shop policies

Last updated on January 30, 2017
Thanks so much for taking an interest in my work. All my artwork is created solely by myself and entirely in a digital format.

If you have a question that is not answered below please do not hesitate to contact me.

Do not copy, redistribute or use my work in any way without prior permission from myself.

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Payment
Payments must be received within 48 hours of purchase or items will be relisted and Etsy notified of a non-paying buyer status.I accept payment through Paypal.
Shipping
US and UK delivery times are around 3-5 days. International delivery times are 7-21 days.

Any international customs charges or charges by postal services are the responsibility of the customer.

Purple Cactus Design is not responsible for 3rd party delivery delays or lost packages. It is the customer's responsibility to track down parcels or contact local postal offices to locate any delayed or lost parcels.

Purple Cactus Design is not responsible for shipping addresses that are submitted incorrectly which then results in lost or misdirected packages. If packages are returned due to an incorrect address which then needs to be reshipped there will be a handling and shipping charge of $9 for US orders and $18 for international.
Refunds and Exchanges
If you are unhappy with your product please contact me and I will be happy to deal with your request.

Defective products will be replaced if notified within 7 days of the order being received by the customer. Photograph(s) of defective products must be provided. Instructions will be provided by Purple Cactus Design at the time of enquiry.

Refunds will not be given for customer error such as ordering an incorrect size or color, for failure of the customer to read item descriptions or store policies or if the item is simply unwanted.

If a customer requests a size exchange or general return it is the customers responsibility to return the order unwashed and undamaged. Once the return has been received in it's original quality an exchange can be sent. There will be a handling and shipping charge of $9 for US orders and $18 for international.
Additional policies and FAQs
Colors may vary slightly between the actual product and the image on your screen.

When stock levels are low my printer will use different tshirt blanks. Women's shirts will change from Anvil 880 to Bella 6004. Men's shirts will change from Anvil 980 to Bella 3001c.