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My Dearest Connoisseur of Geekery,

Lord Churchill once proclaimed: "Dearest if you are as fond of me as I am of you...nothing human could keep us long apart." How true, how true!

All of my nights I spend in restless slumber, all of my days I spend anxiously awaiting your correspondence. I keep wondering why haven't you written yet? Why haven't you let me into your life? Have I not proved myself worthy yet? Have my words not touched your soul as I had hoped?

Was it not enough, all these years (13 to be exact) I have spent slaving away in the corporations, toiling with their marketing projects? Oh! All of the Incs and Fortune companies I have worked for, all the whole pining for you ("Pining" not "Pinning", but I do that to. You can find me over there -> ), all the while longing for your companionship!

Was it not enough, the years in academia, the honors and awards? Did you not listen when the US Environmental Protection Agency sang my praises in the Cambridge Journal or when I was invited to juror the American Business Award's Marketing Division? When the National Institute for Technology in Liberal Education invited me to summer residence? What will it take to make you see?

Was it not enough? What can I do to impress you? To win your heart? As Lord Byron said: "I exist here, and I feel I shall exist hereafter,--to what purpose you will decide; my destiny rests with you."

I await your correspondence with bated breath, you, my dearest fan.

owner, designer, Resident Geek
Hi! I'm Shell. founder of Purveyor of Geekery. I started PoG almost two years ago while waiting for the arrival of my son and things just took off. Please read more about me here:

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