realswanky

top-notch subversive embroidery to help horrify your guests. handcrafted with love in winnipeg, manitoba.

Winnipeg, Canada

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Announcement    Expect understandable shipping delays due to the global pandemic. Purchase tracking / XpressPost with your item(s) should you require that peace of mind. Message me if you have any questions. Thanks.

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Announcement

Last updated on Feb 8, 2021

Expect understandable shipping delays due to the global pandemic. Purchase tracking / XpressPost with your item(s) should you require that peace of mind. Message me if you have any questions. Thanks.

please don't do coke in the bathroom, mean embroidery, funny embroidery, home is where them fuckers aint, embroidery, subversive embroidery, home decor, rap lyric embroidery, wu tang embroidery, upcycled vintage fabric, bless this hizzy, bless this hizzle.

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About realswanky

Sales 1,269
On Etsy since 2012

everybody deserves something real swanky, see.

I began sewing and upcycling at a very young age. Money doesn't grow on trees, so why pay an arm & a leg for rad things, hmm? I don't over overcharge for my items, as overpaying is a total bummer.

Salty embroidery, incorporating vintage, upcycled fabrics + thrifted one-of-a-kind textiles that have seen better days. Subversive, choice words + some traditional flash style design always ready to ship to your door. That'll do.

"Real Swanky" is a term my elderly relatives used that has stuck with me over the years. A quick go at attempted compliments when quirky art, ideas or concepts were presented on the fly. Mama tried. (Not really.)

Quality work, entirely vegan/cruelty-free + darling packaging from Winnipeg, Canada, with love.

Wholesale pricing is a swift option for small shoppes anywhere in the world. Custom orders available upon request, and welcomed!... you deserve somethin' real swanky, yeah?

I'm on the Facebooks! : http://www.facebook.com/realswanky || I like Instagram, too : @realswanky

Shop members

  • Caitlin S.

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    Some kinda 32 year old, tea-sippin' dame, forever thrifting. Coupon queen, lovingly helicopter parenting two strange bunnies in a wee livin’ hole. Milking almonds since the 90's.

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Last updated on January 23, 2023
Each and every item listed here is lovingly made by hand in my wee home.

With retro-inspired looks and quality sewing technique, breathe easy knowing you've purchased rad quality work for a rad price.

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