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DIY patches and shirts for cheap

Whittier, North Carolina · 64117 Sales

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DIY patches and shirts for cheap

Whittier, North Carolina 64117 Sales On Etsy since 2011

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Matt Gauck

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Kill Your Local Rapist PATCH april oneil and the turtles REVENGE patch

$1.00

WILDLIFE patch no zoos no cages let animals go free PATCH vegan animal rights etc etc you get it right

$1.00

SAINT FREDDY as in freddy kruger patron saint of dreams from Nightmare On Elm Street HORROR patch

$1.00

HANG in there PATCH eat it KKK members

$1.00

Announcement DIY PATCHES AND SHIRTS for cheap! I trust nature, trees, and animals, and I distrust the president and racist idiots. I'm also vegan. I do all this myself. <3<3<3

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Last updated on Jan 18, 2018

DIY PATCHES AND SHIRTS for cheap! I trust nature, trees, and animals, and I distrust the president and racist idiots. I'm also vegan. I do all this myself. <3<3<3

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FEMINIST patch the letter F is for a lot of things its FEMINIST in this case

$1.00

FEMINIST I support fighting back PATCH revenge vasectomy

$1.00

HANG in there PATCH eat it KKK members

$1.00

ACAB anti capitalism anti bigotry PATCH

$1.00

MEGA DEAL 35 patches for only 25 dollars exclamation point

$25.00

Kill Your Local Rapist PATCH april oneil and the turtles REVENGE patch

$1.00

WITCH mother nature as a witch BACKPATCH nature cults unite punk eerie and neat

$7.00

HORROR EXPLOITATION PATCH i spit on your grave hardline feminist unwanted castration

$1.00

teeny little MEAT IS MURDER metal font patch

$1.00

CRUCIFY LITTERERS pro environment anti pollution screenprinted patch

$1.00

mother nature black metal patch diy and dark as heck

$1.00

HORROR VIDEODROME love live the new flesh PATCH debbie harry scene

$1.00

Garlic screenprinted patch this crap saves lives

$1.00

TWIN PEAKS black lodge PATCH oooh cryptic and spooky but also cool

$1.00

Carly Rae Jepsen TSHIRT black metal but legible nonetheless

$17.00

SAINT FREDDY as in freddy kruger patron saint of dreams from Nightmare On Elm Street HORROR patch

$1.00

Michael Myers HALLOWEEN PATCH screenprinted and stalking Jamie Lee Curtis allover your neighborhood

$1.00

HORROR PATCH friday the 13th JASON pretty straightforward not very creative they can't all be winners can they

$1.00

SERVICE DOG patch my other job is killing nazis GOOD dog

$1.00

SAINT LEATHERFACE texas chainsaw massacre BACKPATCH well sorta I mean its big but not like huge huge

$5.00

VEGAN black metal PATCH about time I made one of these huh

$1.00

super crusty GOAT SKULL with some leaves and whatnot BACKPATCH thinking about life and death now arent you

$5.00

VEGAN til I die PATCH wear it like you mean it

$1.00

COMPASSION comes in many forms PATCH animal rights

$1.00

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Tom Harbs on May 26, 2018

RECONSIDER BREEDING rosemarys babyish design TSHIRT and its also a patch but here its a shirt

Tom Harbs on May 26, 2018

TSHIRT take nothing leave everything tree design TSHIRT

Tom Harbs on May 26, 2018

Some of the coolest shirts and patches ever. Thank you so much!

Kill Your Local Rapist TSHIRT april oneil and the turtles REVENGE

ursuladilley on May 25, 2018

Yes true

Agent Dale Cooper Twin Peaks Patch ON BLACK super punk and thoughtful also oh and Diane is featured here as well

ursuladilley on May 25, 2018

♥️👄📺

HORROR VIDEODROME love live the new flesh PATCH debbie harry scene

Tea Pribor on May 25, 2018

Great! Got here in one piece, I can't wait to stitch it on my bag!

Gender pronoun PATCH they them

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About

Your orders now come in hand colored envelopes, courtesy of my wonderful partner! Be blown away by her artistic depth!

They just get better and better!

Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995

Quick story, in blastbeat speed:

- My dad got me a screenprinting kit in 1995
- I messed up screenprints for years
- Eventually I got sorta good at it
- Most animal rights / veg patches are recycled images from a million years ago
- I was all "I think I can do better than that"
- I did!
- When you're doing things DIY, they should be cheap
- My shop name is a joke
- I hope that's clear
- Symbol crash! Story over!

Shop members

Matt Gauck

Owner, Total Genius

I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!

Shop policies

Last updated on June 20, 2015

I do everything myself! I love reusing and reducing even more than I like recycling! I ride my bike a lot! I sometimes like screenprinting. If your order has a piece of hair stuck in the tape on the back, it's because my beard is super thick and goes crazy sometimes! Count yourself lucky, and sell my dna on ebay for all I care! Who cares let's move on!

Accepted payment methods

Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits

Returns and exchanges

IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE YOUR ORDER that's totally not a big deal. The post office loses letters all the time, and because patches are tiny, it happens. PLEASE get in touch if you do not receive your item in 2 weeks time since it ships, and I will gladly work out something with you. Typically I will resend it free of charge, but the only way I know is if you write me! So you gotta! But don't scam me, that'd be super messed up. Besides, I'll know. I can tell.

Payment

I'm super approachable in real life and strive to do the same over the internet. It's NOT the same, but still. I prefer to be paid in whatever method works for you. If you think you want something then don't, that's totally fine. Email me with ANY problems, seriously, I will respond.

Shipping

I ship everything USPS, typically in white envelopes that are hand stamped with my return address. I try to get the out within about 3-6 days - I usually let etsy take up about 3 days of my week, between reprinting, filling orders, and heat setting. I don't do insurance or confirmation, unless you REALLY REALLY think you want it, which I really don't think you do. These are patches, not priceless works of art.

ANOTHER IMPORTANT THING about the cost - My goal here is to make ONE DOLLAR on each patch. That's my whole deal (save backpatches, which are bigger obviously). Anyway, the extra cost in shipping goes to cover things like the Etsy fees (there are more than one) and the Paypal percentage taken out of your payment. So if you get an order with just one stamp, and wonder why you paid 2 dollars in shipping, that is why. Hidden fees! They're everywhere! But you can get around those if you are smart. Seriously, just think about it. Let me know if you have questions. I write back to everything.

Additional policies and FAQs

TSHIRT INFORMATION: I switched all the black shirts over to ROYAL APPAREL BRAND shirts, which are organic, and USA made. No sweatshops, no messed up crap that comes with most manufactured things. I'm going to switch the grey ones over to Royal soon, but I gotta sell off the Gildan ones first. I mean, what can I do with 60 blank shirts for myself? Nothing helpful, that's what.

CUSTOM ORDER INFORMATION: I don't do custom orders! UNLESS you want over 50 of the same patch, at which point, yeah, go ahead and email me. I might be interested. MAAAAYBE.

OH OH OH THIS IS IMPORTANT sometimes I go on tour with my bicycle for weeks at a time, or with a band for weeks/months. I leave my shop open, which means you can still order stuff, but it also means you don't get it for awhile. I always write this on each patch page, but nonetheless, please try to note my absence. Bonus points if you're the patient type! If you're not, do better! You could be patient too!