retirementfund

One dollar patches forever!

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Announcement    IF YOU WANT THIS FOR CHRISTMAS ORDER BY THE END OF DEC 15TH or else you won't see it for like two weeks after that. I'm taking off Dec 16th - Dec...27th? Maybe? I'm not sure. BUT YOU GET THE POINT! thank you <3

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Last updated on Dec 5, 2022

IF YOU WANT THIS FOR CHRISTMAS ORDER BY THE END OF DEC 15TH or else you won't see it for like two weeks after that. I'm taking off Dec 16th - Dec...27th? Maybe? I'm not sure. BUT YOU GET THE POINT! thank you <3

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About retirementfund

Sales 198,231
On Etsy since 2011

Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995

Quick story, in blastbeat speed:

- My dad got me a screenprinting kit in 1995
- I messed up screenprints for years
- Eventually I got sorta good at it
- Most animal rights / veg patches are recycled images from a million years ago
- I was all "I think I can do better than that"
- I did!
- When you're doing things DIY, they should be cheap
- My shop name is a joke
- I hope that's clear
- Symbol crash! Story over!

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  • Matt Gauck

    Owner, Total Genius

    I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!

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Last updated on January 23, 2023
I do everything myself! I love reusing and reducing even more than I like recycling! I ride my bike a lot! I sometimes like screenprinting. If your order has a piece of hair stuck in the tape on the back, it's because my beard is super thick and goes crazy sometimes! Count yourself lucky, and sell my dna on ebay for all I care! Who cares let's move on!

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