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DIY patches and shirts for cheapWhittier, North Carolina 67481 Sales On Etsy since 2011
Kill Your Local Rapist PATCH april oneil and the turtles REVENGE patch
$1.00
WILDLIFE patch no zoos no cages let animals go free PATCH vegan animal rights etc etc you get it right
$1.00
HANG in there PATCH eat it KKK members
$1.00
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ANTIFA Friday the 13th mashup PATCH Jason inspecting the severed head of a Klan member
$1.00
Announcement DIY PATCHES AND SHIRTS for cheap! I trust nature, trees, and animals, and I distrust the president and racist idiots. I'm also vegan. I do all this myself. <3<3<3
Announcement
DIY PATCHES AND SHIRTS for cheap! I trust nature, trees, and animals, and I distrust the president and racist idiots. I'm also vegan. I do all this myself. <3<3<3
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BIRD WITCH aka the raven maven or maybe the old crow PATCH its clear I'm bad at naming but ok at drawing haha
$1.00
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WITCH moon phase mover PATCH small one
$1.00
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Television Garden PATCH
$1.00
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RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are
$1.00
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SNAKE astral tarot card PATCH the slithering fate comes down from on high my friends
$1.00
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WITCH starthrower PATCH small version
$1.00
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Take nothing leave everything screenprinted patch punk earth first black metal deal with it
$1.00
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May 1968 patch punk radical anarchist situationist
$1.00
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Carly Rae Jepsen inspired unholy death metal grind patch
$1.00
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REGROW the planet PATCH
$1.00
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CLUB NAZIS not seals PATCH I know I have one just like this but this is better because everyone hates nazis
$1.00
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HORROR saint leatherface PATCH the patron saint of chainsaws
$1.00
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You are not going to heaven screenprinted PATCH punk hilarious anti christian
$1.00
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THE THING PATCH no not the fantastic four lego man I mean John Carpenters horror opus thing
$1.00
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less SNITCHING more STITCHING screenprinted patch
$1.00
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DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha
$1.00
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SAINT ASH from freaking Evil Dead the patron saint of chainsaws shotguns and shopping s mart PATCH
$1.00
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TINAAAAAA if you really loved me youd let me eat your brain RETURN of the living dead PATCH haha best line of all time
$1.00
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GODZILLA the arrogance of man PATCH
$1.00
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HEADHUNTER WITCH BACKPATCH ooh I did it again and this time it's a backpatch
$7.00
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SAVE THE EARTH patch bankrupt a corporation who are we kidding thinking recycling is helping enough to make a difference
$1.00
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CRYSTAL SKULL with a cute bird buddy that is either a raven or a crow I always forget which is witch whoooaa PATCH
$1.00
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LAYING FIGURE experiences the solitude and nurturing qualities of the natural world PATCH
$1.00
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ECLIPSE over a SKELETON on a PATCH haha this was a blast to write out
$1.00
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About
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Your orders now come in hand colored envelopes, courtesy of my wonderful partner! Be blown away by her artistic depth!
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They just get better and better!
Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995
Quick story, in blastbeat speed:
- My dad got me a screenprinting kit in 1995
- I messed up screenprints for years
- Eventually I got sorta good at it
- Most animal rights / veg patches are recycled images from a million years ago
- I was all "I think I can do better than that"
- I did!
- When you're doing things DIY, they should be cheap
- My shop name is a joke
- I hope that's clear
- Symbol crash! Story over!
Shop members
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Matt Gauck
Owner, Total Genius
I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!
Shop policies
Accepted payment methods
- Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
Payment
Shipping
ANOTHER IMPORTANT THING about the cost - My goal here is to make ONE DOLLAR on each patch. That's my whole deal (save backpatches, which are bigger obviously). Anyway, the extra cost in shipping goes to cover things like the Etsy fees (there are more than one) and the Paypal percentage taken out of your payment. So if you get an order with just one stamp, and wonder why you paid 2 dollars in shipping, that is why. Hidden fees! They're everywhere! But you can get around those if you are smart. Seriously, just think about it. Let me know if you have questions. I write back to everything.
Additional policies and FAQs
CUSTOM ORDER INFORMATION: I don't do custom orders! UNLESS you want over 50 of the same patch, at which point, yeah, go ahead and email me. I might be interested. MAAAAYBE.
OH OH OH THIS IS IMPORTANT sometimes I go on tour with my bicycle for weeks at a time, or with a band for weeks/months. I leave my shop open, which means you can still order stuff, but it also means you don't get it for awhile. I always write this on each patch page, but nonetheless, please try to note my absence. Bonus points if you're the patient type! If you're not, do better! You could be patient too!