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Announcement IF YOU WANT THIS FOR CHRISTMAS ORDER BY THE END OF DEC 15TH or else you won't see it for like two weeks after that. I'm taking off Dec 16th - Dec...27th? Maybe? I'm not sure. BUT YOU GET THE POINT! thank you <3

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Last updated on Dec 5, 2022

IF YOU WANT THIS FOR CHRISTMAS ORDER BY THE END OF DEC 15TH or else you won't see it for like two weeks after that. I'm taking off Dec 16th - Dec...27th? Maybe? I'm not sure. BUT YOU GET THE POINT! thank you <3

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ANTI FASCIST PATCH death metal or black metal or grindcore but the point is its not white metal

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INDECENCY is not in the clothing but in the gaze PATCH gets you thinking huh

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GOODNIGHT WHITE PRIDE patch

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Bury Me With Books Bookmark SCREENPRINTED by me also drawn by me

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HORROR EXPLOITATION PATCH hardline feminist unwanted castration

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ANTI FASCIST PATCH death metal or black metal or grindcore but the point is its not white metal

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the best in feminine protection GUN in your FACE PATCH

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HORROR PATCH oooh political I get it

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MEGA DEAL 35 patches for only 25 dollars exclamation point

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BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

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HUNT MUSHROOMS not animals PATCH

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Nature Rules Patch

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WITCH super dark mother nature PATCH shes a witch looking lady bet you didnt know that

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RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

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skull growing a plant PATCH

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BACKPATCH CAPITALISM has FAILED us all patch that part might be redundant I now see

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SAVE THE EARTH patch bankrupt a corporation who are we kidding thinking recycling is helping enough to make a difference

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ACAB anti capitalism anti bigotry PATCH

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CRYSTAL SKULL with a cute bird buddy that is either a raven or a crow I always forget which is witch whoooaa PATCH

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INJUSTICE LARGE PATCH theres a bunch of words here so just look at the image

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DEFUND THE POLICE patch with options to donate also how exciting

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DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha

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TRANS IS BEAUTIFUL patch support human beings not dated morality issues tradition invented years ago

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skull with a candle burning PATCH part two I had to redraw it because the first one was messssseddd uppppp

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MEDUSA PATCH its little so dont expect my usual essay on what I drew here and 7000 thoughts on that topic

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CHAINSAW SAINT BACKPATCH well sorta I mean its big but not like huge huge

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HORROR PATCH mashup Herbert goes to college

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Support your pals, not corporations PATCH

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SAINT ASHthe patron saint of chainsaws shotguns and shopping s mart PATCH

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TINAAAAAA if you really loved me youd let me eat your brain living dead PATCH haha best line of all time

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take nothing leave everything screenprinted BACK PATCH pro earth anti stupid recycle yourself

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I heart PENGUINS patch so cute so true so something else

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PATCH Bury me with books PATCH

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BACKPATCH Giant lizard squashing humanity because we deserve it PATCH

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KILL YOUR LAWN backpatch screenprinted and spooky

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Gender pronoun PATCH they them

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teeny little MEAT IS MURDER metal font patch

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Take nothing leave everything screenprinted patch punk earth first black metal deal with it

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The Earth is Not Dying Patch screenprinted Utah Phillips

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BRAINS zombie PATCH send more cops

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Creepy on Jan 28, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

love these patches! they all look great!

DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha

DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha
Creepy on Jan 28, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

love these patches! they all look great!

THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing

THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing
Creepy on Jan 28, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

love these patches! they all look great!

skull with a candle burning PATCH part two I had to redraw it because the first one was messssseddd uppppp

skull with a candle burning PATCH part two I had to redraw it because the first one was messssseddd uppppp
Creepy on Jan 28, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

love these patches! they all look great!

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are
Emily on Jan 27, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

perfect!

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here
Holly on Jan 27, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

I love ravens & this one is perfect thanks!

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are
Holly on Jan 27, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

One of my favorites! Thanks again!

DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha

DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha
Holly on Jan 27, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

So unique! I love it!

skull with a candle burning PATCH part two I had to redraw it because the first one was messssseddd uppppp

skull with a candle burning PATCH part two I had to redraw it because the first one was messssseddd uppppp
Michelle on Jan 29, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Awesome! Came just as described and faster than I thought!!

HORROR PATCH oooh political I get it

HORROR PATCH oooh political I get it
RW on Jan 29, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

hctap siht fo naf giB

PEAKS lodge PATCH oooh cryptic and spooky but also cool

PEAKS lodge PATCH oooh cryptic and spooky but also cool

About retirementfund

Sales 198,231

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Your orders now come in hand colored envelopes, courtesy of my wonderful partner! Be blown away by her artistic depth!
They just get better and better!

Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995

Quick story, in blastbeat speed:

- My dad got me a screenprinting kit in 1995
- I messed up screenprints for years
- Eventually I got sorta good at it
- Most animal rights / veg patches are recycled images from a million years ago
- I was all "I think I can do better than that"
- I did!
- When you're doing things DIY, they should be cheap
- My shop name is a joke
- I hope that's clear
- Symbol crash! Story over!

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Matt Gauck

Owner, Total Genius

I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!

Shop policies

Last updated on January 23, 2023

I do everything myself! I love reusing and reducing even more than I like recycling! I ride my bike a lot! I sometimes like screenprinting. If your order has a piece of hair stuck in the tape on the back, it's because my beard is super thick and goes crazy sometimes! Count yourself lucky, and sell my dna on ebay for all I care! Who cares let's move on!

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