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DIY patches and shirts for cheapWhittier, North Carolina 74240 Sales On Etsy since 2011
Announcement
WANT IT BY CHRISTMAS? ORDER IT BY SUNDAY THE 16TH AND I'LL HAVE IT IN THE MAIL FOR YOU IMMEDIATELY! If you live overseas though that won't necessarily get to you in time, so if you're thinking "hey, I live in France" then GET IT NOW or forget it! Until slightly after the holiday! haha
DIY PATCHES AND SHIRTS for cheap! I trust nature, trees, and animals, and I distrust the president and racist idiots. I'm also vegan. I do all this myself. <3<3<3
Announcement
WANT IT BY CHRISTMAS? ORDER IT BY SUNDAY THE 16TH AND I'LL HAVE IT IN THE MAIL FOR YOU IMMEDIATELY! If you live overseas though that won't necessarily get to you in time, so if you're thinking "hey, I live in France" then GET IT NOW or forget it! Until slightly after the holiday! haha
DIY PATCHES AND SHIRTS for cheap! I trust nature, trees, and animals, and I distrust the president and racist idiots. I'm also vegan. I do all this myself. <3<3<3
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RAINBRINGER witch PATCH mother nature created us all here's proof
$1.00
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NOSFERATU PATCH the king of old school horror this movie is so freaking good and so freaking old also
$1.00
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SAINT ASH from freaking Evil Dead the patron saint of chainsaws shotguns and shopping s mart PATCH
$1.00
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HORROR Reanimator / Descendents PATCH mashup Herbert West aka Milo goes to college
$1.00
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CUTE PATCH lets go camping
$1.00
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ROSEMARYS BABY reconsider breeding PATCH well now there's an interesting take on population reduction
$1.00
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Agent Dale Cooper Twin Peaks Patch ON BLACK super punk and thoughtful also oh and Diane is featured here as well
$1.00
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INJUSTICE PATCH theres a bunch of words here so just look at the image
$1.00
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SPLINTER down with animal testing PATCH
$1.00
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ABOLISH ICE patch they are a mean spirited and unhelpful organization that should irritate the morality gene in everyone
$1.00
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SATANIC GOAT skateboarding PATCH
$1.00
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FIGHT ORCS not wars PATCH finally you crass loving dungeons and dragons nuts have an image you can stand behind
$1.00
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teeny little MEAT IS MURDER metal font patch
$1.00
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HUNT MUSHROOMS not animals PATCH
$1.00
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Holy F wording S word OWLS patch
$1.00
7 people have this in their cart -
brutal animal rights BACK PATCH huge bloody and morally correct
$7.00
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HORROR George Romero BLACK METAL patch
$1.00
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BRAINS zombie PATCH return of the living dead ROTLD also the classic send more cops line
$1.00
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HORROR saint leatherface PATCH the patron saint of chainsaws
$1.00
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WITCH starthrower PATCH small version
$1.00
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I Support the Right To Arm Bears Patch
$1.00
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Support your local girl gang PATCH super feminist super brutal super DEAL WITH it
$1.00
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WITCH moon phase mover PATCH small one
$1.00
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HANG in there PATCH eat it KKK members
$1.00
Over 20 people have this in their cart
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About
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Your orders now come in hand colored envelopes, courtesy of my wonderful partner! Be blown away by her artistic depth!
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They just get better and better!
Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995
Quick story, in blastbeat speed:
- My dad got me a screenprinting kit in 1995
- I messed up screenprints for years
- Eventually I got sorta good at it
- Most animal rights / veg patches are recycled images from a million years ago
- I was all "I think I can do better than that"
- I did!
- When you're doing things DIY, they should be cheap
- My shop name is a joke
- I hope that's clear
- Symbol crash! Story over!
Shop members
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Matt Gauck
Owner, Total Genius
I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!
Shop policies
Accepted payment methods
- Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
I don't accept cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
Payment
Shipping
ANOTHER IMPORTANT THING about the cost - My goal here is to make ONE DOLLAR on each patch. That's my whole deal (save backpatches, which are bigger obviously). Anyway, the extra cost in shipping goes to cover things like the Etsy fees (there are more than one) and the Paypal percentage taken out of your payment. So if you get an order with just one stamp, and wonder why you paid 2 dollars in shipping, that is why. Hidden fees! They're everywhere! But you can get around those if you are smart. Seriously, just think about it. Let me know if you have questions. I write back to everything.
Additional policies and FAQs
CUSTOM ORDER INFORMATION: I don't do custom orders! UNLESS you want over 50 of the same patch, at which point, yeah, go ahead and email me. I might be interested. MAAAAYBE.
OH OH OH THIS IS IMPORTANT sometimes I go on tour with my bicycle for weeks at a time, or with a band for weeks/months. I leave my shop open, which means you can still order stuff, but it also means you don't get it for awhile. HOWEVER if this is the case, I will do my best to make it VERY clear on the front page of my etsy site. So if you don't see a banner that says "your order won't ship until April of next year" then I'm likely at home. Bonus points if you're the patient type! If you're not, do better! You could be patient too!