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Announcement DIY PATCHES AND SHIRTS for cheap! I trust nature, trees, and animals, and I distrust the president and racist idiots. I'm also vegan. I do all this myself. <3<3<3
Announcement
DIY PATCHES AND SHIRTS for cheap! I trust nature, trees, and animals, and I distrust the president and racist idiots. I'm also vegan. I do all this myself. <3<3<3
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THE THING PATCH no not the fantastic four lego man I mean John Carpenters horror opus thing
$1.00
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HORROR they live PATCH oooh political I get it
$1.00
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ABOLISH ICE patch they are a mean spirited and unhelpful organization that should irritate the morality gene in everyone
$1.00
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ACAB anti capitalism anti bigotry PATCH
$1.00
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INJUSTICE PATCH theres a bunch of words here so just look at the image
$1.00
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NO ONE is ILLEGAL nadie es ilegal patch
$1.00
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BRICK THROWER Crime Against Property Is Relatively Unimportant PATCH 1968 situationist pride
$1.00
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take nothing leave everything screenprinted BACK PATCH pro earth anti stupid recycle yourself
$7.00
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Mother Nature black metal BACK PATCH huge punk diy vegan pro tree anti human
$7.00
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SATANIC GOAT skateboarding PATCH
$1.00
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Gender pronoun PATCH they them
$1.00
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DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha
$1.00
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HORROR PATCH friday the 13th camp crystal lake swim team 1981 BACKPATCH
$7.00
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DEATH tarot card looking image PATCH ooh so stark and creepy and very Bergman esque
$1.00
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eclipse the PATRIARCHY PATCH that's right I'm a man and I'm still on team 'get rid of traditional masculinity'
$1.00
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REGROW the planet PATCH
$1.00
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HORROR PATCH Angela from Sleepaway Camp anti gender roles patch sexism sucks its 2016 get with the program people
$1.00
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Network Movie My Life Has Value back patch
$5.00
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Carly Rae Jepsen inspired unholy death metal grind patch
$1.00
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ANTIFA Friday the 13th mashup PATCH Jason inspecting the severed head of a Klan member
$1.00
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RESEEDING WITCH reseeding the woods PATCH oh and theres a severed head in there too
$1.00
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SNAKE astral tarot card PATCH the slithering fate comes down from on high my friends
$1.00
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HORROR VIDEODROME love live the new flesh PATCH debbie harry scene
$1.00
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ANTIFA PATCH screenprinted and sadly extremely appropriate here in 2017
$1.00
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Reviews
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presidentbees on Nov 17, 2018
5 out of 5 starsLove this patch! The details all came out super well and I couldn't be happier. A really unique patch for a great price
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presidentbees on Nov 17, 2018
5 out of 5 starsI can't praise this highly enough! Great quality for a really low price. Looks amazing on my jacket.
About
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Your orders now come in hand colored envelopes, courtesy of my wonderful partner! Be blown away by her artistic depth!
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They just get better and better!
Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995
Quick story, in blastbeat speed:
- My dad got me a screenprinting kit in 1995
- I messed up screenprints for years
- Eventually I got sorta good at it
- Most animal rights / veg patches are recycled images from a million years ago
- I was all "I think I can do better than that"
- I did!
- When you're doing things DIY, they should be cheap
- My shop name is a joke
- I hope that's clear
- Symbol crash! Story over!
Shop members
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Matt Gauck
Owner, Total Genius
I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!
Shop policies
Accepted payment methods
- Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
I don't accept cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
Payment
Shipping
ANOTHER IMPORTANT THING about the cost - My goal here is to make ONE DOLLAR on each patch. That's my whole deal (save backpatches, which are bigger obviously). Anyway, the extra cost in shipping goes to cover things like the Etsy fees (there are more than one) and the Paypal percentage taken out of your payment. So if you get an order with just one stamp, and wonder why you paid 2 dollars in shipping, that is why. Hidden fees! They're everywhere! But you can get around those if you are smart. Seriously, just think about it. Let me know if you have questions. I write back to everything.
Additional policies and FAQs
CUSTOM ORDER INFORMATION: I don't do custom orders! UNLESS you want over 50 of the same patch, at which point, yeah, go ahead and email me. I might be interested. MAAAAYBE.
OH OH OH THIS IS IMPORTANT sometimes I go on tour with my bicycle for weeks at a time, or with a band for weeks/months. I leave my shop open, which means you can still order stuff, but it also means you don't get it for awhile. HOWEVER if this is the case, I will do my best to make it VERY clear on the front page of my etsy site. So if you don't see a banner that says "your order won't ship until April of next year" then I'm likely at home. Bonus points if you're the patient type! If you're not, do better! You could be patient too!