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Announcement NEW SHIPPING SITUATION - I'm ONLY shipping on Tuesdays/Wednesdays now; if you order something on one of those days there is a very real chance it'll wait until the next Tuesday to ship. So you might have to wait a week. Cool? Cool. They're still one dollar, so you're still winning. My advice is order on the weekend, it'll be on the way in like 4 days at the longest. thank you for understanding!

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Last updated on Feb 13, 2023

NEW SHIPPING SITUATION - I'm ONLY shipping on Tuesdays/Wednesdays now; if you order something on one of those days there is a very real chance it'll wait until the next Tuesday to ship. So you might have to wait a week. Cool? Cool. They're still one dollar, so you're still winning. My advice is order on the weekend, it'll be on the way in like 4 days at the longest. thank you for understanding!

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megs on Oct 1, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Great quality! Will order from this shop again! Giving as a gift to a friend that I'm sure will also love it!

DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha

DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha
Cliff on Sep 30, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Nice little patch, perfect for my bookbag.

READ MORE BOOKS patch they will blow your mind

READ MORE BOOKS patch they will blow your mind
Robert Joseph Butner on Sep 30, 2023

4 out of 5 stars

Outstanding!

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are
Evan on Sep 29, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Very happy with my purchase

MEDUSA PATCH its little so dont expect my usual essay on what I drew here and 7000 thoughts on that topic

MEDUSA PATCH its little so dont expect my usual essay on what I drew here and 7000 thoughts on that topic
Alison on Sep 29, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Love it! Thanks so much!

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are
mccaskill138 on Sep 29, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Patch looks amazing. Would recommend

READ MORE BOOKS patch they will blow your mind

READ MORE BOOKS patch they will blow your mind
Kayjo on Sep 29, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Super great quality and I am obsessed!! The seller was very kind and answered all my questions rather quickly and was extremely helpful! I will 100% be purchasing from this shop again, in fact, I believe I am going to put in another order right now! Love, love, love! Perfect addition to my jacket❤️

DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha

DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha
Rhys Thompson on Oct 1, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

It is the best patch on my vest <3

BACKPATCH Giant lizard squashing humanity because we deserve it PATCH

BACKPATCH Giant lizard squashing humanity because we deserve it PATCH
Lawrence on Oct 1, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Fantastic artwork. This seller does an amazing job and I am very thankful for his dedication and passion.

BACKPATCH moon tarot witch did I make it clear its backpatch size well IT IS

BACKPATCH moon tarot witch did I make it clear its backpatch size well IT IS
Uglarinn on Oct 1, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Excellent quality little patch, I really like how it turned out!

MONKEY debating a human skull in that post apocalyptic way we all know and love PATCH

MONKEY debating a human skull in that post apocalyptic way we all know and love PATCH

About retirementfund

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Your orders now come in hand colored envelopes, courtesy of my wonderful partner! Be blown away by her artistic depth!
They just get better and better!

Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995

Quick story, in blastbeat speed:

- My dad got me a screenprinting kit in 1995
- I messed up screenprints for years
- Eventually I got sorta good at it
- Most animal rights / veg patches are recycled images from a million years ago
- I was all "I think I can do better than that"
- I did!
- When you're doing things DIY, they should be cheap
- My shop name is a joke
- I hope that's clear
- Symbol crash! Story over!

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Matt Gauck

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I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!

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Last updated on February 16, 2023

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ANTI FASCIST PATCH death metal or black metal or grindcore but the point is its not white metal

INDECENCY is not in the clothing but in the gaze PATCH gets you thinking huh

GOODNIGHT WHITE PRIDE patch

Bury Me With Books Bookmark SCREENPRINTED by me also drawn by me

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BRAINS zombie PATCH send more cops

HORROR PATCH pretty straightforward not very creative they can't all be winners can they

EYEBALL horror super gory PATCH eyeball

FRANK the iconic horror icon haha redundant but I dont have a thesaurus within reach so deal with it PATCH

HAIL SCIENCE PATCH that means religion must be getting real burned right now

BACKPATCH CAPITALISM has FAILED us all patch that part might be redundant I now see

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

skull with a candle burning PATCH part two I had to redraw it because the first one was messssseddd uppppp

MEDUSA PATCH its little so dont expect my usual essay on what I drew here and 7000 thoughts on that topic

NOSFEARAT YOU PATCH the king of old school horror this movie is so freaking good and so freaking old also

READ MORE BOOKS patch they will blow your mind

CRYPT OPENING and scary guy coming to kill you PATCH

PATCH Bury me with books PATCH

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

DEATH tarot card looking image PATCH ooh so stark and creepy and very Bergman esque

HORROR PATCH witch lovers and ballet dancers unite

DEER SKULL oooh witchy and cool and spiderwebby and spooky but also thoughtful you know PATCH

WITCH BACKPATCH the star thrower aka the witch of the summer solstice

CAULDRON WITCH brewing up a storm oh wait it's a goat thats even worse noooooo PATCH

SAVE THE EARTH patch bankrupt a corporation who are we kidding thinking recycling is helping enough to make a difference

mother nature black metal patch diy and dark as heck

CIRCLE THAT A melonfarmer no but really here's the end-all be-all of patches you need look at how many words are on it

ANTI FASCIST PATCH death metal or black metal or grindcore but the point is its not white metal

WITCH super dark mother nature PATCH shes a witch looking lady bet you didnt know that

GAIA mother nature spider grandmother prithvi kokyangwuti PATCH

MOON GUILLOTINE PATCH ahhh a real thinker this one

MOON GODDESS tarot card PATCH whoa its mother nature and she's a witch cooooooool

BORIS as the definitive MoMMY patch old school horror for life aka until death which is what you get when you meet this guy

Bury Me With Books Bookmark SCREENPRINTED by me also drawn by me

take nothing leave everything screenprinted BACK PATCH pro earth anti stupid recycle yourself

More old growth less economic growth PATCH up the trees down the economy

BEGOTTN HORROR PATCH easily the most unpopular item on etsy God Is Dead All Hail Nature

Heart Everywhere Screenprinted Patch

ABOLISH ICE patch they are a mean spirited and unhelpful organization that should irritate the morality gene in everyone

ABORT THE COURT patch with this funky little devil tootin on her horn

Take Nothing Leave Everything SPANISH patch