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Announcement    NEW SHIPPING SITUATION - I'm ONLY shipping on Tuesdays/Wednesdays now; if you order something on one of those days there is a very real chance it'll wait until the next Tuesday to ship. So you might have to wait a week. Cool? Cool. They're still one dollar, so you're still winning. My advice is order on the weekend, it'll be on the way in like 4 days at the longest. thank you for understanding!

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Last updated on Feb 13, 2023

NEW SHIPPING SITUATION - I'm ONLY shipping on Tuesdays/Wednesdays now; if you order something on one of those days there is a very real chance it'll wait until the next Tuesday to ship. So you might have to wait a week. Cool? Cool. They're still one dollar, so you're still winning. My advice is order on the weekend, it'll be on the way in like 4 days at the longest. thank you for understanding!

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PRISON ABOLITION I heart it and so do you PATCH

PRISON ABOLITION I heart it and so do you PATCH

$1.00

10 people have this in their cart
skull growing a plant PATCH

skull growing a plant PATCH

$1.00

Over 20 people have this in their cart
Prevent forest fires BURN CITIES INSTEAD patch funny environmentally sound

Prevent forest fires BURN CITIES INSTEAD patch funny environmentally sound

$1.00

11 people have this in their cart
THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing

THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing

$1.00

Over 20 people have this in their cart
BIRD SKULL PATCH what kind of bird well I completely forget maybe one of you is an ornithologist and can remind me

BIRD SKULL PATCH what kind of bird well I completely forget maybe one of you is an ornithologist and can remind me

$1.00

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SNAKE astral tarot card PATCH the slithering fate comes down from on high my friends

SNAKE astral tarot card PATCH the slithering fate comes down from on high my friends

$1.00

20 people have this in their cart
BAT SKELETON patch like the other bat one but this is her INSIDES

BAT SKELETON patch like the other bat one but this is her INSIDES

$1.00

Over 20 people have this in their cart
BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

$1.00

Over 20 people have this in their cart
MEDUSA PATCH its little so dont expect my usual essay on what I drew here and 7000 thoughts on that topic

MEDUSA PATCH its little so dont expect my usual essay on what I drew here and 7000 thoughts on that topic

$1.00

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Heart Everywhere Screenprinted Patch

Heart Everywhere Screenprinted Patch

$1.00

9 people have this in their cart
PLANT FLOWERS super cute screenprinted patch

PLANT FLOWERS super cute screenprinted patch

$1.00

5 people have this in their cart
Give Veggies Not Wedgies PATCH super crust punk

Give Veggies Not Wedgies PATCH super crust punk

$1.00

8 people have this in their cart
ELEMENTS hand patch kinda witchy and also kinda spooky but mostly just fun

ELEMENTS hand patch kinda witchy and also kinda spooky but mostly just fun

$1.00

8 people have this in their cart
NO ONE is ILLEGAL nadie es ilegal patch

NO ONE is ILLEGAL nadie es ilegal patch

$1.00

15 people have this in their cart
DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha

DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha

$1.00

Over 20 people have this in their cart
BACKPATCH bury me with books patch it’s tall but skinny like slender man

BACKPATCH bury me with books patch it’s tall but skinny like slender man

$5.00

8 people have this in their cart
WITCH moon phase mover PATCH small one

WITCH moon phase mover PATCH small one

$1.00

11 people have this in their cart
WITCH starthrower PATCH small version

WITCH starthrower PATCH small version

$1.00

10 people have this in their cart
Mother Nature black metal BACK PATCH huge punk diy vegan pro tree anti human

Mother Nature black metal BACK PATCH huge punk diy vegan pro tree anti human

$7.00

11 people have this in their cart
PEAKS lodge PATCH oooh cryptic and spooky but also cool

PEAKS lodge PATCH oooh cryptic and spooky but also cool

$1.00

WITCH BACKPATCH the star thrower aka the witch of the summer solstice

WITCH BACKPATCH the star thrower aka the witch of the summer solstice

$5.00

The Earth is Not Dying Patch screenprinted Utah Phillips

The Earth is Not Dying Patch screenprinted Utah Phillips

$1.00

18 people have this in their cart
RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

$1.00

3 people have this in their cart
WILDLIFE patch no zoos no cages let animals go free PATCH vegan animal rights etc etc you get it right

WILDLIFE patch no zoos no cages let animals go free PATCH vegan animal rights etc etc you get it right

$1.00

5 people have this in their cart
Reconsider the Zoo canvas patch

Reconsider the Zoo canvas patch

$1.00

4 people have this in their cart
ANTIFA PATCH screenprinted and sadly extremely appropriate here in 2017

ANTIFA PATCH screenprinted and sadly extremely appropriate here in 2017

$1.00

11 people have this in their cart
Bury Me With Books Bookmark SCREENPRINTED by me also drawn by me

Bury Me With Books Bookmark SCREENPRINTED by me also drawn by me

$1.00

10 people have this in their cart
INJUSTICE LARGE PATCH theres a bunch of words here so just look at the image

INJUSTICE LARGE PATCH theres a bunch of words here so just look at the image

$1.00

16 people have this in their cart
super crusty GOAT SKULL with some leaves and whatnot BACKPATCH thinking about life and death now arent you

super crusty GOAT SKULL with some leaves and whatnot BACKPATCH thinking about life and death now arent you

$5.00

INJUSTICE MINI PATCH this is the small version I hope you understand that

INJUSTICE MINI PATCH this is the small version I hope you understand that

$1.00

attention all dudes everywhere do NOT TOUCH ME patch

attention all dudes everywhere do NOT TOUCH ME patch

$1.00

Over 20 people have this in their cart
DEER SKULL oooh witchy and cool and spiderwebby and spooky but also thoughtful you know PATCH

DEER SKULL oooh witchy and cool and spiderwebby and spooky but also thoughtful you know PATCH

$1.00

3 people have this in their cart
CRYSTAL SKULL with a cute bird buddy that is either a raven or a crow I always forget which is witch whoooaa PATCH

CRYSTAL SKULL with a cute bird buddy that is either a raven or a crow I always forget which is witch whoooaa PATCH

$1.00

19 people have this in their cart
KILL YOUR LAWN backpatch screenprinted and spooky

KILL YOUR LAWN backpatch screenprinted and spooky

$7.00

9 people have this in their cart
ANARCHIST patch pretty type A is the first letter of the alphabet also

ANARCHIST patch pretty type A is the first letter of the alphabet also

$1.00

BACKPATCH astral snake ooh exciting cuz its like the small one but bigger now

BACKPATCH astral snake ooh exciting cuz its like the small one but bigger now

$7.00

6 people have this in their cart

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  • Your orders now come in hand colored envelopes, courtesy of my wonderful partner! Be blown away by her artistic depth!
  • They just get better and better!

Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995

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  • Matt Gauck

    Owner, Total Genius

    I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!

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Last updated on February 16, 2023

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