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Announcement IF YOU WANT THIS FOR CHRISTMAS ORDER BY THE END OF DEC 15TH or else you won't see it for like two weeks after that. I'm taking off Dec 16th - Dec...27th? Maybe? I'm not sure. BUT YOU GET THE POINT! thank you <3

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Last updated on Dec 5, 2022

IF YOU WANT THIS FOR CHRISTMAS ORDER BY THE END OF DEC 15TH or else you won't see it for like two weeks after that. I'm taking off Dec 16th - Dec...27th? Maybe? I'm not sure. BUT YOU GET THE POINT! thank you <3

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ANTI FASCIST PATCH death metal or black metal or grindcore but the point is its not white metal

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INDECENCY is not in the clothing but in the gaze PATCH gets you thinking huh

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GOODNIGHT WHITE PRIDE patch

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Bury Me With Books Bookmark SCREENPRINTED by me also drawn by me

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super crusty GOAT SKULL with some leaves and whatnot BACKPATCH thinking about life and death now arent you

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BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

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MEDUSA PATCH its little so dont expect my usual essay on what I drew here and 7000 thoughts on that topic

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SMASH THE STATE patch with a medieval looking castle on fire because kings are the wooorst

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PRISON ABOLITION I heart it and so do you PATCH

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IMMIGRATION is a human right PATCH

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HORROR PATCH wizzard vid logo VHS pride

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ROSELADYS BABY reconsider breeding PATCH well now there's an interesting take on population reduction

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BACKPATCH CAPITALISM has FAILED us all patch that part might be redundant I now see

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Take nothing leave everything screenprinted patch punk earth first black metal deal with it

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ANTIFA PATCH screenprinted and sadly extremely appropriate here in 2017

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HORROR love livee the new flesh PATCH debie harry scene

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PEAKS lodge PATCH oooh cryptic and spooky but also cool

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ANTI FASCIST PATCH death metal or black metal or grindcore but the point is its not white metal

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Creature From The dark Lagoo PATCH old school horror is the best horror there is except maybe early 80s slashers what can I say

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BORIS as the definitive MoMMY patch old school horror for life aka until death which is what you get when you meet this guy

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DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha

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Z0MBIE PATCH straightforward

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HAIL SCIENCE PATCH that means religion must be getting real burned right now

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CAULDRON WITCH brewing up a storm oh wait it's a goat thats even worse noooooo PATCH

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RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

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WITCH moon phase mover PATCH small one

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BEGOTTN HORROR PATCH easily the most unpopular item on etsy God Is Dead All Hail Nature

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CAPITALISM FAIL patch well the actual words are capitalism has failed us all but I wanted to be catchy PATCH

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ACAB anti capitalism anti bigotry PATCH

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HE / THEY pronoun patch

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Gender pronoun PATCH they them

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ABOLISH ICE patch they are a mean spirited and unhelpful organization that should irritate the morality gene in everyone

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END MONOCULTURE patch corn is great and all but lets not destroy the earth over it come on people

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HORROR PATCH oooh political I get it

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BACKPATCH moon tarot witch did I make it clear its backpatch size well IT IS

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skull growing a plant PATCH

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Bill Ayers Quote Patch political, punk, and always appropriate

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The Earth is Not Dying Patch screenprinted Utah Phillips

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INJUSTICE MINI PATCH this is the small version I hope you understand that

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PATCH Bury me with books PATCH

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Raven on Feb 3, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Super cool patch! It came quickly and with a cute thank you note. Definitely recommend

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here
Raven on Feb 3, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Super cool patch! It came quickly and with a cute thank you note. Definitely recommend

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are
Katelyn on Feb 3, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

The quality of the print is great, and they're priced so reasonably!

THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing

THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing
Adriana on Feb 3, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Fast and cool!!

THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing

THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing
saphiremountain on Feb 2, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Simple, but I love them..

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are
S on Feb 1, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Very nice patch. Arrived quickly, thank you!

Take nothing leave everything screenprinted patch punk earth first black metal deal with it

Take nothing leave everything screenprinted patch punk earth first black metal deal with it
Jay on Feb 1, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

great patches and even greater customer service!! keep in mind that shipping isnt the fastest but its 100% worth it for fantastic, cheap patches

SAVE THE EARTH patch bankrupt a corporation who are we kidding thinking recycling is helping enough to make a difference

SAVE THE EARTH patch bankrupt a corporation who are we kidding thinking recycling is helping enough to make a difference
Jay on Feb 1, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

great patches and even greater customer service!! keep in mind that shipping isnt the fastest but its 100% worth it for fantastic, cheap patches

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here
Clare on Feb 4, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Great quality patch. Thank you!

PLAY OUTSIDE patch

PLAY OUTSIDE patch
Clare on Feb 4, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Great quality patch. Thank you!

SAINT ASHthe patron saint of chainsaws shotguns and shopping s mart PATCH

SAINT ASHthe patron saint of chainsaws shotguns and shopping s mart PATCH

About retirementfund

Sales 198,827

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Your orders now come in hand colored envelopes, courtesy of my wonderful partner! Be blown away by her artistic depth!
They just get better and better!

Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995

Quick story, in blastbeat speed:

- My dad got me a screenprinting kit in 1995
- I messed up screenprints for years
- Eventually I got sorta good at it
- Most animal rights / veg patches are recycled images from a million years ago
- I was all "I think I can do better than that"
- I did!
- When you're doing things DIY, they should be cheap
- My shop name is a joke
- I hope that's clear
- Symbol crash! Story over!

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Matt Gauck

Owner, Total Genius

I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!

Shop policies

Last updated on January 23, 2023

I do everything myself! I love reusing and reducing even more than I like recycling! I ride my bike a lot! I sometimes like screenprinting. If your order has a piece of hair stuck in the tape on the back, it's because my beard is super thick and goes crazy sometimes! Count yourself lucky, and sell my dna on ebay for all I care! Who cares let's move on!

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