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Announcement    NEW SHIPPING SITUATION - I'm ONLY shipping on Tuesdays/Wednesdays now; if you order something on one of those days there is a very real chance it'll wait until the next Tuesday to ship. So you might have to wait a week. Cool? Cool. They're still one dollar, so you're still winning. My advice is order on the weekend, it'll be on the way in like 4 days at the longest. thank you for understanding!

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Last updated on Feb 13, 2023

NEW SHIPPING SITUATION - I'm ONLY shipping on Tuesdays/Wednesdays now; if you order something on one of those days there is a very real chance it'll wait until the next Tuesday to ship. So you might have to wait a week. Cool? Cool. They're still one dollar, so you're still winning. My advice is order on the weekend, it'll be on the way in like 4 days at the longest. thank you for understanding!

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DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha

DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha

$1.00

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Gender pronoun PATCH they them

Gender pronoun PATCH they them

$1.00

13 people have this in their cart
HAIL SCIENCE PATCH that means religion must be getting real burned right now

HAIL SCIENCE PATCH that means religion must be getting real burned right now

$1.00

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BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

$1.00

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BACK OFF PATCH sure why not use this amusing cartoon cat as an icon for intimidation

BACK OFF PATCH sure why not use this amusing cartoon cat as an icon for intimidation

$1.00

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FEMINIST black metal PATCH

FEMINIST black metal PATCH

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NEVER AGAIN PATCH keep abortion safe and legal it's 2018 how does anyone see this as new information

NEVER AGAIN PATCH keep abortion safe and legal it's 2018 how does anyone see this as new information

$1.00

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Fur is for animals Patch

Fur is for animals Patch

$1.00

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COPSE not cops PATCH

COPSE not cops PATCH

$1.00

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THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing

THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing

$1.00

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BACKPATCH astral snake ooh exciting cuz its like the small one but bigger now

BACKPATCH astral snake ooh exciting cuz its like the small one but bigger now

$7.00

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FOLK ART cop car on fire PATCH this was my favorite thing I drew in the last couple weeks so I hope you feel the same way

FOLK ART cop car on fire PATCH this was my favorite thing I drew in the last couple weeks so I hope you feel the same way

$1.00

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SNAKE WITCH PATCH whoa she's kneeling by the lakeside and her arm is turning into a snake ahhhhh get back

SNAKE WITCH PATCH whoa she's kneeling by the lakeside and her arm is turning into a snake ahhhhh get back

$1.00

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HORROR PATCH wizzard vid logo VHS pride

HORROR PATCH wizzard vid logo VHS pride

$1.00

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ABORT THE COURT patch with this funky little devil tootin on her horn

ABORT THE COURT patch with this funky little devil tootin on her horn

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I heart my VCR vhs pride PATCH also the vestron logo

I heart my VCR vhs pride PATCH also the vestron logo

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HAVE FUN patch

HAVE FUN patch

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HORROR love livee the new flesh PATCH debie harry scene

HORROR love livee the new flesh PATCH debie harry scene

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attention all dudes everywhere do NOT TOUCH ME patch

attention all dudes everywhere do NOT TOUCH ME patch

$1.00

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Laura We Miss You Patch

Laura We Miss You Patch

$1.50

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ANARCHIST seven seel PATCH dance like there is no god

ANARCHIST seven seel PATCH dance like there is no god

$1.00

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HORROR PATCH Angela from Sleepy Camp anti gender roles patch sexism sucks its 2016 get with the program people

HORROR PATCH Angela from Sleepy Camp anti gender roles patch sexism sucks its 2016 get with the program people

$1.00

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ANARCHIST patch pretty type A is the first letter of the alphabet also

ANARCHIST patch pretty type A is the first letter of the alphabet also

$1.00

MONKEY debating a human skull in that post apocalyptic way we all know and love PATCH

MONKEY debating a human skull in that post apocalyptic way we all know and love PATCH

$1.00

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SAVE THE EARTH patch bankrupt a corporation who are we kidding thinking recycling is helping enough to make a difference

SAVE THE EARTH patch bankrupt a corporation who are we kidding thinking recycling is helping enough to make a difference

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ACAB robot cop all cyborgs are bastards PATCH finally somebody said it

ACAB robot cop all cyborgs are bastards PATCH finally somebody said it

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May 1968 patch punk radical anarchist situationist

May 1968 patch punk radical anarchist situationist

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LAYING FIGURE experiences the solitude and nurturing qualities of the natural world PATCH

LAYING FIGURE experiences the solitude and nurturing qualities of the natural world PATCH

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BLASTBEATS NOT PROFITS patch at long last a message so alienating adults will give up on the youth completely

BLASTBEATS NOT PROFITS patch at long last a message so alienating adults will give up on the youth completely

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ACAB all caterpillars are badass PATCH didn't see that coming did you

ACAB all caterpillars are badass PATCH didn't see that coming did you

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Prevent forest fires BURN CITIES INSTEAD patch funny environmentally sound

Prevent forest fires BURN CITIES INSTEAD patch funny environmentally sound

$1.00

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Holy F wording S word OWLS patch

Holy F wording S word OWLS patch

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I Support the Right To Arm Bears Patch

I Support the Right To Arm Bears Patch

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SATANIC GOAT HEAD haha or is it just another vegan patch I made since theres some kale getting nibbled on patch

SATANIC GOAT HEAD haha or is it just another vegan patch I made since theres some kale getting nibbled on patch

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Human Extinction THE EARTH woud love it that's who patch

Human Extinction THE EARTH woud love it that's who patch

$1.00

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ANARCHIST moon the only boss I listen to PATCH

ANARCHIST moon the only boss I listen to PATCH

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  • Your orders now come in hand colored envelopes, courtesy of my wonderful partner! Be blown away by her artistic depth!
  • They just get better and better!

Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995

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  • Matt Gauck

    Owner, Total Genius

    I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!

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Last updated on February 16, 2023

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