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Note from shop owner I’ll be back March 24th - it’s my partners birthday week so I’m not working AT ALL thank you!!!

Note from shop owner

Last updated on Mar 20, 2023

I’ll be back March 24th - it’s my partners birthday week so I’m not working AT ALL thank you!!!

Matt Gauck

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Matt Gauck

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Imre on Mar 21, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Same as on the photo, great stuff

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are
Agota Staliulionytė on Mar 20, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Freaking awesome print, absolutely adore the patch

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here
Agota Staliulionytė on Mar 20, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Love ravens so it's a really great patch to have

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are
Agota Staliulionytė on Mar 20, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Cool design and very awesome patch

BIRD SKULL PATCH what kind of bird well I completely forget maybe one of you is an ornithologist and can remind me

BIRD SKULL PATCH what kind of bird well I completely forget maybe one of you is an ornithologist and can remind me
Biggest on Mar 18, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Good quality and fast shipping.

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here
Caitlin on Mar 18, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Amazing quality! Thank you!

THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing

THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing
Derek on Mar 21, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Works perfectly for my DIY projects as all the patches from this shop have. killer prices as always. Returning customer too. Highly recommend

EYEBALL horror super gory PATCH eyeball

EYEBALL horror super gory PATCH eyeball
Ray on Mar 21, 2023

4 out of 5 stars

I Support the Right To Arm Bears Patch

I Support the Right To Arm Bears Patch
Ray on Mar 21, 2023

4 out of 5 stars

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here
Skyler on Mar 21, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

About retirementfund

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Your orders now come in hand colored envelopes, courtesy of my wonderful partner! Be blown away by her artistic depth!
They just get better and better!

Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995

Quick story, in blastbeat speed:

- My dad got me a screenprinting kit in 1995
- I messed up screenprints for years
- Eventually I got sorta good at it
- Most animal rights / veg patches are recycled images from a million years ago
- I was all "I think I can do better than that"
- I did!
- When you're doing things DIY, they should be cheap
- My shop name is a joke
- I hope that's clear
- Symbol crash! Story over!

Shop members

Matt Gauck

Owner, Total Genius

I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!

Shop policies

Last updated on February 16, 2023

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits

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