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Announcement    NEW SHIPPING SITUATION - I'm ONLY shipping on Tuesdays/Wednesdays now; if you order something on one of those days there is a very real chance it'll wait until the next Tuesday to ship. So you might have to wait a week. Cool? Cool. They're still one dollar, so you're still winning. My advice is order on the weekend, it'll be on the way in like 4 days at the longest. thank you for understanding!

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Last updated on Feb 13, 2023

NEW SHIPPING SITUATION - I'm ONLY shipping on Tuesdays/Wednesdays now; if you order something on one of those days there is a very real chance it'll wait until the next Tuesday to ship. So you might have to wait a week. Cool? Cool. They're still one dollar, so you're still winning. My advice is order on the weekend, it'll be on the way in like 4 days at the longest. thank you for understanding!

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PRISON ABOLITION I heart it and so do you PATCH

PRISON ABOLITION I heart it and so do you PATCH

$1.00

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FOLK ART cop car on fire PATCH this was my favorite thing I drew in the last couple weeks so I hope you feel the same way

FOLK ART cop car on fire PATCH this was my favorite thing I drew in the last couple weeks so I hope you feel the same way

$1.00

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MICHAEL PATCH screenprinted and stalking Jamie Lee Curtis allover your neighborhood

MICHAEL PATCH screenprinted and stalking Jamie Lee Curtis allover your neighborhood

$1.00

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HORROR friday PATCH camp crystal swim team get it heehee it's funny

HORROR friday PATCH camp crystal swim team get it heehee it's funny

$1.00

4 people have this in their cart
BEGOTTN HORROR PATCH easily the most unpopular item on etsy God Is Dead All Hail Nature

BEGOTTN HORROR PATCH easily the most unpopular item on etsy God Is Dead All Hail Nature

$1.00

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COPCAR flipped over and a tree growing out PATCH

COPCAR flipped over and a tree growing out PATCH

$1.00

11 people have this in their cart
HUNT MUSHROOMS not animals PATCH

HUNT MUSHROOMS not animals PATCH

$1.00

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Give Veggies Not Wedgies PATCH super crust punk

Give Veggies Not Wedgies PATCH super crust punk

$1.00

7 people have this in their cart
BACK OFF PATCH sure why not use this amusing cartoon cat as an icon for intimidation

BACK OFF PATCH sure why not use this amusing cartoon cat as an icon for intimidation

$1.00

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SAVE THE EARTH patch bankrupt a corporation who are we kidding thinking recycling is helping enough to make a difference

SAVE THE EARTH patch bankrupt a corporation who are we kidding thinking recycling is helping enough to make a difference

$1.00

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HAND FROM the GRAVE patch ooooh spooky because what's going to happen next I wonder

HAND FROM the GRAVE patch ooooh spooky because what's going to happen next I wonder

$1.00

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HORROR PATCH wizzard vid logo VHS pride

HORROR PATCH wizzard vid logo VHS pride

$1.00

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ANARCHIST seven seel PATCH dance like there is no god

ANARCHIST seven seel PATCH dance like there is no god

$1.00

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ANARCHIST moon the only boss I listen to PATCH

ANARCHIST moon the only boss I listen to PATCH

$1.00

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Support your pals, not corporations PATCH

Support your pals, not corporations PATCH

$1.00

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I heart PENGUINS patch so cute so true so something else

I heart PENGUINS patch so cute so true so something else

$1.00

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READ MORE BOOKS patch they will blow your mind

READ MORE BOOKS patch they will blow your mind

$1.00

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CRYPT OPENING and scary guy coming to kill you PATCH

CRYPT OPENING and scary guy coming to kill you PATCH

$1.00

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ECLIPSE over a SKELETON on a PATCH haha this was a blast to write out

ECLIPSE over a SKELETON on a PATCH haha this was a blast to write out

$1.00

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WITCH super dark mother nature PATCH shes a witch looking lady bet you didnt know that

WITCH super dark mother nature PATCH shes a witch looking lady bet you didnt know that

$1.00

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PATCH Bury me with books PATCH

PATCH Bury me with books PATCH

$1.00

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ABORT THE COURT patch with this funky little devil tootin on her horn

ABORT THE COURT patch with this funky little devil tootin on her horn

$1.00

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Gender pronoun PATCH they them

Gender pronoun PATCH they them

$1.00

18 people have this in their cart
RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

$1.00

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WITCH moon phase mover PATCH small one

WITCH moon phase mover PATCH small one

$1.00

9 people have this in their cart
attention all dudes everywhere do NOT TOUCH ME patch

attention all dudes everywhere do NOT TOUCH ME patch

$1.00

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I Support the Right To Arm Bears Patch

I Support the Right To Arm Bears Patch

$1.00

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WITCH starthrower PATCH small version

WITCH starthrower PATCH small version

$1.00

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Bury Me With Books Bookmark SCREENPRINTED by me also drawn by me

Bury Me With Books Bookmark SCREENPRINTED by me also drawn by me

$1.00

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Creature From The dark Lagoo PATCH old school horror is the best horror there is except maybe early 80s slashers what can I say

Creature From The dark Lagoo PATCH old school horror is the best horror there is except maybe early 80s slashers what can I say

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THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing

THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing

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More old growth less economic growth PATCH up the trees down the economy

More old growth less economic growth PATCH up the trees down the economy

$1.00

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More OLD GROWTH less economic growth BACKPATCH thats right its way way bigger than the small one haha what a dumb way to say that

More OLD GROWTH less economic growth BACKPATCH thats right its way way bigger than the small one haha what a dumb way to say that

$7.00

19 people have this in their cart
BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

$1.00

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CHAINSAW SAINT BACKPATCH well sorta I mean its big but not like huge huge

CHAINSAW SAINT BACKPATCH well sorta I mean its big but not like huge huge

$5.00

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skull with a candle burning PATCH part two I had to redraw it because the first one was messssseddd uppppp

skull with a candle burning PATCH part two I had to redraw it because the first one was messssseddd uppppp

$1.00

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Sales 219,488
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  • Your orders now come in hand colored envelopes, courtesy of my wonderful partner! Be blown away by her artistic depth!
  • They just get better and better!

Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995

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  • Matt Gauck

    Owner, Total Genius

    I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!

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Last updated on February 16, 2023

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