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Announcement IF YOU WANT THIS FOR CHRISTMAS ORDER BY THE END OF DEC 15TH or else you won't see it for like two weeks after that. I'm taking off Dec 16th - Dec...27th? Maybe? I'm not sure. BUT YOU GET THE POINT! thank you <3

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Last updated on Dec 5, 2022

IF YOU WANT THIS FOR CHRISTMAS ORDER BY THE END OF DEC 15TH or else you won't see it for like two weeks after that. I'm taking off Dec 16th - Dec...27th? Maybe? I'm not sure. BUT YOU GET THE POINT! thank you <3

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ANTI FASCIST PATCH death metal or black metal or grindcore but the point is its not white metal

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INDECENCY is not in the clothing but in the gaze PATCH gets you thinking huh

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GOODNIGHT WHITE PRIDE patch

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Bury Me With Books Bookmark SCREENPRINTED by me also drawn by me

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RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

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BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

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HUNTING for sport is fudgin STUPID PATCH pretty on the nose but well you gotta be sometimes

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Next Stop Adventure Zine issue 1 bike touring travel zine

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Fur is for animals Patch

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FRANK the iconic horror icon haha redundant but I dont have a thesaurus within reach so deal with it PATCH

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FIGHT ORCS not wars PATCH finally you crass loving dungens and dragns nuts have an image you can stand behind

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CRYSTAL SKULL with a cute bird buddy that is either a raven or a crow I always forget which is witch whoooaa PATCH

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Holy F wording S word OWLS patch

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Support the forest COMPOST A BULLDOZER patch direct action environment vegan nature is great

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BACK OFF PATCH sure why not use this amusing cartoon cat as an icon for intimidation

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THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing

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More old growth less economic growth PATCH up the trees down the economy

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NEVER AGAIN PATCH keep abortion safe and legal it's 2018 how does anyone see this as new information

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SAVE THE EARTH patch bankrupt a corporation who are we kidding thinking recycling is helping enough to make a difference

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HUNT MUSHROOMS not animals PATCH

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DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha

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Clearcut the suburbs treefrog direct action PATCH

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SAINT ASHthe patron saint of chainsaws shotguns and shopping s mart PATCH

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SNAKE WITCH PATCH whoa she's kneeling by the lakeside and her arm is turning into a snake ahhhhh get back

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SNAKE astral tarot card PATCH the slithering fate comes down from on high my friends

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CAPITALISM FAIL patch well the actual words are capitalism has failed us all but I wanted to be catchy PATCH

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DESTROY the PATRIARCHY not the planet I mean you gotta destroy something right PATCH

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FOLK ART cop car on fire PATCH this was my favorite thing I drew in the last couple weeks so I hope you feel the same way

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Take nothing leave everything screenprinted patch punk earth first black metal deal with it

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The Earth is Not Dying Patch screenprinted Utah Phillips

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Mother Nature black metal BACK PATCH huge punk diy vegan pro tree anti human

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HORROR EXPLOITATION PATCH hardline feminist unwanted castration

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GAY PRIDE penguins in love PATCH

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attention all dudes everywhere do NOT TOUCH ME patch

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WITCH super dark mother nature PATCH shes a witch looking lady bet you didnt know that

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SATANIC GOAT HEAD haha or is it just another vegan patch I made since theres some kale getting nibbled on patch

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CUTE PATCH lets go camping

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teeny little MEAT IS MURDER metal font patch

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We were here first WOLVES patch animals are better than people in many many ways

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skull with a candle burning PATCH part two I had to redraw it because the first one was messssseddd uppppp

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Anji on Jan 23, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

These patches are gorgeous. I particularly like the bat. The delivery was super quick all the way from USA to UK. They are going to look awesome on my jacket.

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here
Alex on Jan 22, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

probably my favorite new patch! will definitely be shopping more from here. :)

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here
Alex on Jan 22, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

super duper cute! shipping was quick and the shop owner was very nice!

DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha

DEATHSHEAD MOTH aka the Acherontia otherwise known as that thing from the cover of that movie I forget PATCH oops haha
Alex on Jan 22, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

loved the design on this one! shipping was quick and the shop owner was super kind!

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are
Jacob on Jan 22, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Nice patch! Verry happy with this!

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are
abnersmom on Jan 26, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Great patch, nice material and love the message!

eclipse the PATRIARCHY PATCH that's right I'm a man and I'm still on team 'get rid of traditional masculinity'

eclipse the PATRIARCHY PATCH that's right I'm a man and I'm still on team 'get rid of traditional masculinity'
abnersmom on Jan 26, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Great quality patch, sturdy fabric.

INDECENCY is not in the clothing but in the gaze PATCH gets you thinking huh

INDECENCY is not in the clothing but in the gaze PATCH gets you thinking huh
abnersmom on Jan 26, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Sturdy material, great patch with great message.

NEVER AGAIN PATCH keep abortion safe and legal it's 2018 how does anyone see this as new information

NEVER AGAIN PATCH keep abortion safe and legal it's 2018 how does anyone see this as new information
abnersmom on Jan 26, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Nice quality patch, sturdy material for patching

EAT FIGS not pigs PATCH

EAT FIGS not pigs PATCH
abnersmom on Jan 26, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Enjoyable read in a small zine package!

Next Stop Adventure Zine issue 1 bike touring travel zine

Next Stop Adventure Zine issue 1 bike touring travel zine

About retirementfund

Sales 197,895

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Your orders now come in hand colored envelopes, courtesy of my wonderful partner! Be blown away by her artistic depth!
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Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995

Quick story, in blastbeat speed:

- My dad got me a screenprinting kit in 1995
- I messed up screenprints for years
- Eventually I got sorta good at it
- Most animal rights / veg patches are recycled images from a million years ago
- I was all "I think I can do better than that"
- I did!
- When you're doing things DIY, they should be cheap
- My shop name is a joke
- I hope that's clear
- Symbol crash! Story over!

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Matt Gauck

Owner, Total Genius

I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!

Shop policies

Last updated on January 23, 2023

I do everything myself! I love reusing and reducing even more than I like recycling! I ride my bike a lot! I sometimes like screenprinting. If your order has a piece of hair stuck in the tape on the back, it's because my beard is super thick and goes crazy sometimes! Count yourself lucky, and sell my dna on ebay for all I care! Who cares let's move on!

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