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Announcement    NEW SHIPPING SITUATION - I'm ONLY shipping on Tuesdays/Wednesdays now; if you order something on one of those days there is a very real chance it'll wait until the next Tuesday to ship. So you might have to wait a week. Cool? Cool. They're still one dollar, so you're still winning. My advice is order on the weekend, it'll be on the way in like 4 days at the longest. thank you for understanding!

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Last updated on Feb 13, 2023

NEW SHIPPING SITUATION - I'm ONLY shipping on Tuesdays/Wednesdays now; if you order something on one of those days there is a very real chance it'll wait until the next Tuesday to ship. So you might have to wait a week. Cool? Cool. They're still one dollar, so you're still winning. My advice is order on the weekend, it'll be on the way in like 4 days at the longest. thank you for understanding!

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THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing

THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing

$1.00

Over 20 people have this in their cart
SNAKE astral tarot card PATCH the slithering fate comes down from on high my friends

SNAKE astral tarot card PATCH the slithering fate comes down from on high my friends

$1.00

Heart Everywhere Screenprinted Patch

Heart Everywhere Screenprinted Patch

$1.00

8 people have this in their cart
PLANT FLOWERS super cute screenprinted patch

PLANT FLOWERS super cute screenprinted patch

$1.00

5 people have this in their cart
Give Veggies Not Wedgies PATCH super crust punk

Give Veggies Not Wedgies PATCH super crust punk

$1.00

8 people have this in their cart
ELEMENTS hand patch kinda witchy and also kinda spooky but mostly just fun

ELEMENTS hand patch kinda witchy and also kinda spooky but mostly just fun

$1.00

7 people have this in their cart
NO ONE is ILLEGAL nadie es ilegal patch

NO ONE is ILLEGAL nadie es ilegal patch

$1.00

15 people have this in their cart
WITCH moon phase mover PATCH small one

WITCH moon phase mover PATCH small one

$1.00

12 people have this in their cart
Mother Nature black metal BACK PATCH huge punk diy vegan pro tree anti human

Mother Nature black metal BACK PATCH huge punk diy vegan pro tree anti human

$7.00

11 people have this in their cart
PEAKS lodge PATCH oooh cryptic and spooky but also cool

PEAKS lodge PATCH oooh cryptic and spooky but also cool

$1.00

WITCH BACKPATCH the star thrower aka the witch of the summer solstice

WITCH BACKPATCH the star thrower aka the witch of the summer solstice

$5.00

ANTIFA PATCH screenprinted and sadly extremely appropriate here in 2017

ANTIFA PATCH screenprinted and sadly extremely appropriate here in 2017

$1.00

Bury Me With Books Bookmark SCREENPRINTED by me also drawn by me

Bury Me With Books Bookmark SCREENPRINTED by me also drawn by me

$1.00

11 people have this in their cart
KILL YOUR LAWN backpatch screenprinted and spooky

KILL YOUR LAWN backpatch screenprinted and spooky

$7.00

11 people have this in their cart
ANARCHIST patch pretty type A is the first letter of the alphabet also

ANARCHIST patch pretty type A is the first letter of the alphabet also

$1.00

BACKPATCH astral snake ooh exciting cuz its like the small one but bigger now

BACKPATCH astral snake ooh exciting cuz its like the small one but bigger now

$7.00

6 people have this in their cart
GARBAGE CAN this dumb ole kkk tradition PATCH

GARBAGE CAN this dumb ole kkk tradition PATCH

$1.00

9 people have this in their cart
SATANIC GOAT skateboarding PATCH

SATANIC GOAT skateboarding PATCH

$1.00

12 people have this in their cart
VHS PRIDE PATCH true til death

VHS PRIDE PATCH true til death

$1.00

5 people have this in their cart
MOON GUILLOTINE PATCH ahhh a real thinker this one

MOON GUILLOTINE PATCH ahhh a real thinker this one

$1.00

RESEEDING WITCH reseeding the woods PATCH oh and theres a severed head in there too

RESEEDING WITCH reseeding the woods PATCH oh and theres a severed head in there too

$1.00

5 people have this in their cart
RAINBRINGER witch PATCH mother nature created us all here's proof

RAINBRINGER witch PATCH mother nature created us all here's proof

$1.00

8 people have this in their cart
BEGOTTN HORROR PATCH easily the most unpopular item on etsy God Is Dead All Hail Nature

BEGOTTN HORROR PATCH easily the most unpopular item on etsy God Is Dead All Hail Nature

$1.00

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END GUN VIOLENCE patch

END GUN VIOLENCE patch

$1.00

BIRD WITCH aka the raven maven or maybe the old crow PATCH its clear I'm bad at naming but ok at drawing haha

BIRD WITCH aka the raven maven or maybe the old crow PATCH its clear I'm bad at naming but ok at drawing haha

$1.00

18 people have this in their cart
It's OK to be nice on the internet patch

It's OK to be nice on the internet patch

$1.00

ANARCHIST seven seel PATCH dance like there is no god

ANARCHIST seven seel PATCH dance like there is no god

$1.00

BRAINS zombie PATCH send more cops

BRAINS zombie PATCH send more cops

$1.00

19 people have this in their cart
DEAD BABY horror PATCH brilliant zombie opus super gorey super bloody super hilarious

DEAD BABY horror PATCH brilliant zombie opus super gorey super bloody super hilarious

$1.00

7 people have this in their cart
DRUGFREE BLACKMETAL PATCH or death metal if you wanna split hairs either way we know it's not pop punk

DRUGFREE BLACKMETAL PATCH or death metal if you wanna split hairs either way we know it's not pop punk

$1.00

7 people have this in their cart
WITCH METAL patch so simple and yet I hadn't drawn it until like a week ago

WITCH METAL patch so simple and yet I hadn't drawn it until like a week ago

$1.00

5 people have this in their cart
BACKPATCH no gods no masters no bedtimes life rules so do skateboards and backpatches

BACKPATCH no gods no masters no bedtimes life rules so do skateboards and backpatches

$7.00

9 people have this in their cart
Z0MBIE PATCH straightforward

Z0MBIE PATCH straightforward

$1.00

15 people have this in their cart
HORROR PATCH Angela from Sleepy Camp anti gender roles patch sexism sucks its 2016 get with the program people

HORROR PATCH Angela from Sleepy Camp anti gender roles patch sexism sucks its 2016 get with the program people

$1.00

16 people have this in their cart
mother nature black metal patch diy and dark as heck

mother nature black metal patch diy and dark as heck

$1.00

11 people have this in their cart
ROSELADYS BABY reconsider breeding PATCH well now there's an interesting take on population reduction

ROSELADYS BABY reconsider breeding PATCH well now there's an interesting take on population reduction

$1.00

11 people have this in their cart

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Matt Gauck

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Sales 208,275
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  • Your orders now come in hand colored envelopes, courtesy of my wonderful partner! Be blown away by her artistic depth!
  • They just get better and better!

Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995

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  • Matt Gauck

    Owner, Total Genius

    I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!

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Last updated on February 16, 2023

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