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Note from shop owner I’ll be back March 24th - it’s my partners birthday week so I’m not working AT ALL thank you!!!

Note from shop owner

Last updated on Mar 20, 2023

I’ll be back March 24th - it’s my partners birthday week so I’m not working AT ALL thank you!!!

Matt Gauck

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별 on Mar 23, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Good quality patches!

THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing

THE THANG PATCH no not the fantastic fore lego man I mean a Carpenters horror opus thing
Cameron on Mar 21, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Great patches especially for the price, thin material but nbd, sprayed the backs with adhesive and sewed on with no problems. Rad designs. Thank you!

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here
Imre on Mar 21, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Same as on the photo, great stuff

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are
Agota Staliulionytė on Mar 20, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Freaking awesome print, absolutely adore the patch

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here

BAT PATCH really what else do you expect me to write here
Agota Staliulionytė on Mar 20, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Love ravens so it's a really great patch to have

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are

RAVEN PATCH do I really need to write anything else here well I can't stop, so here we are
Agota Staliulionytė on Mar 20, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Cool design and very awesome patch

BIRD SKULL PATCH what kind of bird well I completely forget maybe one of you is an ornithologist and can remind me

BIRD SKULL PATCH what kind of bird well I completely forget maybe one of you is an ornithologist and can remind me
Terelle on Mar 23, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Awesome patch! Bought it for some pants and it's working out great.

skull growing a plant PATCH

skull growing a plant PATCH
Genessa Torres on Mar 23, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

It looks amazing! I really really love it! The quality is great, the shipping was quick, and it's somewhat on the bigger side than most patches (but it's also easily trimmable)! Plus not to mention you don't see a lot of black Christmas merch on the market so it just makes this product even better!

HORROR BLAK CHRISMAS patch best slasher film of all time

HORROR BLAK CHRISMAS patch best slasher film of all time
Chancelor on Mar 23, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

These patches look great and homemade

Hello my pronouns are HE and HIM patch

Hello my pronouns are HE and HIM patch
Chancelor on Mar 23, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

I got several patches and they all look great and homemade

ANTI FASCIST PATCH death metal or black metal or grindcore but the point is its not white metal

ANTI FASCIST PATCH death metal or black metal or grindcore but the point is its not white metal

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Your orders now come in hand colored envelopes, courtesy of my wonderful partner! Be blown away by her artistic depth!
They just get better and better!

Printing stuff in my bedroom since 1995

Quick story, in blastbeat speed:

- My dad got me a screenprinting kit in 1995
- I messed up screenprints for years
- Eventually I got sorta good at it
- Most animal rights / veg patches are recycled images from a million years ago
- I was all "I think I can do better than that"
- I did!
- When you're doing things DIY, they should be cheap
- My shop name is a joke
- I hope that's clear
- Symbol crash! Story over!

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Matt Gauck

Owner, Total Genius

I'm some guy who draws and paints a lot. I ride my bike a lot. DIY for life! Corporate ANYTHING can touch my butt!

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Last updated on February 16, 2023

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