ruleofthree

False Magic For Sale

Dallas, Texas · 0 Sales

ruleofthree

False Magic For Sale

Dallas, Texas 0 Sales On Etsy since 2010

Announcement   EBAY HAS DECLARED WAR ON MAGIC! ETSY IS OUR LAST REFUGE!

http://pages.ebay.com/sellerinformation/news/fallupdate2012/categoryupdates.html?afsrc=1

Like most of my fellow purveyors of fake magic, I see this as a slap in the face. How dare they take away our right to auction off our fake goods and services to the highest bidder? However, we at Rule of Three have a solution - check out our Divine Justice to Turn eBay scroll!

Thank goodness we have Etsy! This site has been a haven of kindness and protection for people like me who just want to sell photocopies and pieces of chalk for hundreds of dollars in peace.

BLESSED BE, ETSY - AND EBAY, REMEMBER THAT WHATEVER LISTINGS YOU BLOCK WILL BE RETURNED UNTO YOU THREEFOLD!

~%~@~%~ NEW FOR SPRING! ~%~@~%~

Tired of buying haunted jewelry from the internet, only to find the spirit inside is damaged or willful, or has somehow escaped? Rule of Three is proud to announce the Bind Spirit burning scroll - a breakthrough in spirit capturing technology. Rule of Three's Bind Spirit Kits put you in control. Through our unique system, we give you the tools you need to capture your own astral companion.

WE ARE NOT A BINDERY! Big commercial spirit binderies cut costs by pre-summoning spirits to follow the latest fashions and fads. This can leave hundreds of entities bound to merchandise that will never be used. Home spirit binding reduces waste and prevents neglect. Support astral rights and BUY HOME-SUMMONED!

WARNING: Bind Spirit burning scrolls are for astral beings rated 4 (hemidemisemiquasigod) and under. We cannot be blamed or held liable if you go off and try to seal a major drake with one. Use only as directed.

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MORE NEW!! 4/1 SPRING CLEANING SALE!!!!! This morning, I was visited by a spirit in the form of an ant who told me that today was a day for change, a day for triumph - today was a day for fools! There is nothing wrong with foolishness, my friends, nothing wrong at all. So for those who are fool enough to buy magic items clearly labeled as fake, I have cosmically slashed my prices!

Burning scrolls are now $41 in honor of this, the holiest of days on the Rule of Three calendar. Sacred Chalk is now $5, which, blessedly, just happens to be 4+1! Remember: Rule of Three products are imbued with the highest concentrations of synchronicity allowable by law. Accept no substitutes.

(Thanks to seller antb for letting me know they're discussing Rule of Three on the Regretsy forums. And thanks to the Regretsy forumites for totally getting me. <3)

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NEW! It has been brought to my attention through the powerful magicks of Regretsy that inexpensive spellwork might be taken for a scam. (http://bit.ly/cEe3DA) In order to assure all our customers that Rule of Three products are 100% genuine, I have added a 0 to the end of all our prices. This way, you know you're getting the real thing. Namaste, bitches! -Haley

All Rule of Three products come with a Certificate of Quackery to assure you that none of claims made in this installation are in any way true. See my Profile for details.

Rule of Three offers innovative Magickal instruments, designed using family tradition and deep intuitive insight. Burning Scrolls are a new development in the gathering, sealing and release of magickal energy. They can be activated inside or outside the Circle, and store easily. They do NOT require charging in a box or bag, unlike ensorcelled stones.

We offer the highest spell potency in the tri-County area.

Announcement

EBAY HAS DECLARED WAR ON MAGIC! ETSY IS OUR LAST REFUGE!

http://pages.ebay.com/sellerinformation/news/fallupdate2012/categoryupdates.html?afsrc=1

Like most of my fellow purveyors of fake magic, I see this as a slap in the face. How dare they take away our right to auction off our fake goods and services to the highest bidder? However, we at Rule of Three have a solution - check out our Divine Justice to Turn eBay scroll!

Thank goodness we have Etsy! This site has been a haven of kindness and protection for people like me who just want to sell photocopies and pieces of chalk for hundreds of dollars in peace.

BLESSED BE, ETSY - AND EBAY, REMEMBER THAT WHATEVER LISTINGS YOU BLOCK WILL BE RETURNED UNTO YOU THREEFOLD!

~%~@~%~ NEW FOR SPRING! ~%~@~%~

Tired of buying haunted jewelry from the internet, only to find the spirit inside is damaged or willful, or has somehow escaped? Rule of Three is proud to announce the Bind Spirit burning scroll - a breakthrough in spirit capturing technology. Rule of Three's Bind Spirit Kits put you in control. Through our unique system, we give you the tools you need to capture your own astral companion.

WE ARE NOT A BINDERY! Big commercial spirit binderies cut costs by pre-summoning spirits to follow the latest fashions and fads. This can leave hundreds of entities bound to merchandise that will never be used. Home spirit binding reduces waste and prevents neglect. Support astral rights and BUY HOME-SUMMONED!

WARNING: Bind Spirit burning scrolls are for astral beings rated 4 (hemidemisemiquasigod) and under. We cannot be blamed or held liable if you go off and try to seal a major drake with one. Use only as directed.

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MORE NEW!! 4/1 SPRING CLEANING SALE!!!!! This morning, I was visited by a spirit in the form of an ant who told me that today was a day for change, a day for triumph - today was a day for fools! There is nothing wrong with foolishness, my friends, nothing wrong at all. So for those who are fool enough to buy magic items clearly labeled as fake, I have cosmically slashed my prices!

Burning scrolls are now $41 in honor of this, the holiest of days on the Rule of Three calendar. Sacred Chalk is now $5, which, blessedly, just happens to be 4+1! Remember: Rule of Three products are imbued with the highest concentrations of synchronicity allowable by law. Accept no substitutes.

(Thanks to seller antb for letting me know they're discussing Rule of Three on the Regretsy forums. And thanks to the Regretsy forumites for totally getting me. <3)

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NEW! It has been brought to my attention through the powerful magicks of Regretsy that inexpensive spellwork might be taken for a scam. (http://bit.ly/cEe3DA) In order to assure all our customers that Rule of Three products are 100% genuine, I have added a 0 to the end of all our prices. This way, you know you're getting the real thing. Namaste, bitches! -Haley

All Rule of Three products come with a Certificate of Quackery to assure you that none of claims made in this installation are in any way true. See my Profile for details.

Rule of Three offers innovative Magickal instruments, designed using family tradition and deep intuitive insight. Burning Scrolls are a new development in the gathering, sealing and release of magickal energy. They can be activated inside or outside the Circle, and store easily. They do NOT require charging in a box or bag, unlike ensorcelled stones.

We offer the highest spell potency in the tri-County area.

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Last updated on March 1, 2011
Rule of Three is an online piece of installation art, created by a skeptic rising to the challenge of creating a salable "magical" item. The objects for sale here are meant to evoke magic, not to create it. If used properly, they are guaranteed to do nothing more than create a plume of pleasant-smelling smoke.

Accepted payment methods

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Shipping
Barring special circumstances, orders will ship the day after they are placed.
Refunds and Exchanges
Rule of Three will happily refund any purchases made under the misunderstanding that our products produce any magical or supernatural effect.

For orders that have not yet shipped:
Send an Etsy convo to Rule of Three, and your order will be cancelled and your payment refunded.

For orders received:
Mail your product to the return address on your package, or label Return to Sender. You will be refunded.

We cannot give refunds for burnt scrolls.
Additional policies and FAQs
I guess someone out there might be asking, "Why would you buy something you know won't work? Wouldn't that be admitting you were fooled?"

First of all, I'm not here to fool you, nor do I think that I could fool you, even if I wanted to. I'm a storyteller, not a liar.

I honestly don't expect a lot of money to come through Rule of Three. It cost me $1.50 to set up, and $20 to make literally hundreds of units. The objects you see here do exist, but I made them to prove a point - that a clever storyteller and a good craftsperson can make an object that evokes magic without even believing in magic. And if the writing and images here made you come out of yourself, into a world (a fictional one) where magic is possible, without fooling you, then it worked.

Consider the actual purchases a "tip jar" of sorts. I am also aware that many skeptics collect magical and pseudoscientific paraphernalia, and this might interest you along those lines.