Cross eyed focus

Burlington, Canada

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About LoveYouLikePorkchops

Sales 39
On Etsy since 2009

Making it in this world one craft at a time

My dream is to make a living off of what I love doing! For now, it unfortunately has to be a part time side job, but everyone must start somewhere!

After being off work and having no money, a fellow crafter told me about Etsy, and I immediately started a shop. While I can't seem to pinpoint exactly which craft to concentrate on (some say I have no focus, I say I like variety!) I sell everything from crochet, cards, art and photography. (Which is just a dabble of all the "crafting genres" I've learned along the way)

One day, I will have a store selling not only my work, but that of local artist as well, and I can't wait until that day happens. I've sold in plenty of stores and believe me, I've learned what *not* to do.

So, welcome to my shop... I do hope you like what you see...

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  • Kat Lantz


    As a young child playing with uterus' at the vets office (or is it uteri?) listening to Frank Zappa & constantly drawing on books, walls & furniture, my parents knew I was going places in the crafty world. Or the morbid world. Whichever.

Shop policies

Last updated on December 27, 2012
Welcome to SassmowthDesigns!

Accepted payment methods

Returns and exchanges
I take pride in all of my products and creations! If you're not 100% satisfied, within 7 days of receiving your items, convo me, and we'll discuss if replacement or refund is needed.
I accept Paypal (debit/credit) as the prefered payment method.

There is always a delay with payment being approved through Paypal with debit and e-cheques, so please keep this in mind if chosing those methods- Your order will not be shipped until the payment has cleared :)

I am a resonable peep though. If you have payment questions, just drop me a convo and I'll see what I can do :)
I will ship within 24-48 hours of payment being recieved and accepted unless a) otherwise stated in item description i.e. custom orders, OR b) due to holidays/Postoffice closures. On custom orders, please allow adequate time which will be determined at point of sale.

Local pickup is available. Convo me for details.

I prefer all products to be shipped as an Expedited Parcel since this way has a tracking number. Unfortunately, it also doubles/triples the price of shipping. So all shipping quotes are the Standard Shipping Rate.

If you wish to have an expedited parcel, please convo me for shipping rates, as I have only quoted for standard.

ALL Custom orders will be shipped out expedite, no exceptions.

***Please keep in mind standard shipping from Canada to U.S. can take *up to* 2 months at times. (I personally haven't had one take *that* long yet knock on wood!) While I don't quite understand this, I try my best to send good karma along with my packages in hopes that they will get to all their connections in a speedy matter.

If you have not received your item after 14 business days, please convo me so I can look into the matter and we can go from there :)

Photographs are shipped flat in sturdy packaging.
Additional policies and FAQs
I love custom orders! If you see something you like, but want it in a different size, colour or whatever, let me know!

No SassmowthDesign products may be resold without written consent by Kat Lantz. All card images are designed and copyright by Kat Lantz @ SassmowthDesigns and may not be reproduced, sold or distributed by purchaser.

The purchasing of any art work, card images or photography does not transfer copyright to the buyer.