SassySashadoxie

SassySashadoxie is where wiener dogs rule!

Spokane, Washington 458 Sales On Etsy since 2008

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SassySashadoxie

SassySashadoxie is where wiener dogs rule!

Spokane, Washington | 458 Sales

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Taking Over The World

I guess my story is simple. We dachshunds are trying to take over the world. We use humans whenever we can to accomplish our goals in life. My mommy creates all these cute doxie items that are inspired by me. Well, you really needs to knows that I puts all the ideas in her head with my mind control powers. I would do the art myself, but I don't have thumbs. So it is much easier to give all the manual labor jobs to the humans.

Another thing you must knows about us dachshunds is we love "Bobo" stuffed toys and pretty much any toy we can de-stuff. Thus, there are many "Bobos" in my Mommy's art.

Finally, no matter what you hears out in the world, squirrels are not cute critters with fuzzy tails! They is really evil. They is the enemy to all dachshundkind! The humans think they created us wiener dogs to hunt badgers, but really the badgers are just really grumpy critters that prefer to be left alone. The squirrels are smarter than they looks. They is trying to rule the world, too. If the squirrels gain power, then we are all doomed. People wills be off searching for lost nuts forever.

So that’s my story ands I is sticking to it. Oh, and if you thinks my mommy is making this all up, then, you better watch out. There are squirrels out there using their mind control on you at this very minute.

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  • Sasha

    Owner, Dachshund In Charge

    I am Sasha, the sassy little wiener dog. I owns my human mommy, Athena. I is smarter than your average dog and tend to use my doxie mind control to dog-nipp-u-late the humans in my life. Some say I is a spoiled rotten dachshund, but really I just knows what I wants and knows hows to get it.

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Last updated on March 18, 2016
Sassy Sasha and I are all about the pure entertaining qualities of dachshunds. A little of Sassy Sasha's personality comes out in all of our products. As we expand, we may include non-doxie novelty items from time to time so keep your eyes out for them. Please, look, laugh, and enjoy.

Also, we do tend to give free gifts and/or samples of products from our store with purchases. This is not meant to pressure you to buy new items, but as a thank you for supporting our store in these troubled economic times. If you do not wish to recieve free items just give us a note in the message to buyer section when ordering.

Happy tails to all of you.

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We are willing to completely refund Money if shipped back to us in original condition at customers expense within 7 days of purchase. If damage occurs during shipment, then we will reship the product one time only with proof of damage. If product, is not able to be replaced then we will offer a complete refund within 7 days of purchase with proof of damage to purchase. If product is lost in the mail and doesn't arrive, then product may be replaced only once and/or refund of the money. If damage occurs in any other way than shipping of product, then we will not refund the product or money.
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We prefer Paypal. With all payments, product will be shipped as soon as possible after payments are confirmed.
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Shipping depends on product and destination. I usually ship within one to two business days (Monday through Friday not including holidays) if it is a premade item, and if I don't recieve conflicting addresses. I will contact you before shipping if I recieve two different address from paypal and etsy. Most of our products are light weight and easily go parcel post or first class US Mail. We will notify buyer via etsy e-mail notification when product is shipped with the general shipping time frame and/or a tracking number if available. We would appreciate being notified when the product arrives by leaving feedback or a convo, but only really need to know if the customer does not receive the product within a timely manor.