schmoomunitions' Shop Announcement

Hello savvy shoppers. Feel free to browse and I'll be over here napping if you have any questions. Try to keep it down.

I now accept direct checkout, I still accept paypal. I ship anywhere, if your area isnt listed ask me for a free and friendly quote , no pressure!

"Every animal knows more than you." is a Nez Perce quote.

I am also up for trades, especially bath/body stuff.

Handmade paintings and crafts featuring cats, other mammals,birds and occasionally amphibians. Also postcards and one of a kind paintings.

I send out ALL orders within 1-2 business days.
If you order JUST postcards /cards it gets sent 1st class mail which can take longer than priority. It still goes out the next 1-2 business days, if that's not fast enough contact me and for 4.85 I'll ship it priority.

Important items needed for survival in today's world.

Have you noticed that Tums (TM) do NOTHING!!!!

If you see an image you want on a cafepress or Zazzle item tell me and I will make it, you are not obligated to purchase it, it helps me see what customers want.

I also sell Vintage and supplies and upcycled clothing at

I'd save an animal over a human anyday ;)

Also FREE gift wrapping, just tell me in notes to seller.

Also every order gets free stuff too!
Check out my favorite persons etsy shop!

This shop accepts Etsy Gift Cards.