schmoomunitions

"Every animal knows more than you."

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schmoomunitions

"Every animal knows more than you."

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Announcement    Corona Virus reopening!!! No money coming in! Oh boy!!!
"Every animal knows more than you." is a Nez Perce quote.

Handmade paintings and crafts featuring cats, other mammals,birds and occasionally amphibians. Also postcards and one of a kind paintings.

I send out ALL orders within 1-2 business days.

Important items needed for survival in today's world.

Have you noticed that Tums (TM) do NOTHING!!!!

I'd save an animal over a human any day

Announcement

Last updated on Apr 4, 2020

Corona Virus reopening!!! No money coming in! Oh boy!!!
"Every animal knows more than you." is a Nez Perce quote.

Handmade paintings and crafts featuring cats, other mammals,birds and occasionally amphibians. Also postcards and one of a kind paintings.

I send out ALL orders within 1-2 business days.

Important items needed for survival in today's world.

Have you noticed that Tums (TM) do NOTHING!!!!

I'd save an animal over a human any day

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    Julia Jasinski

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    Julia Jasinski

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    About schmoomunitions

    Sales 810
    On Etsy since 2007

    I like animals.

    Especially cats.

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    Shop members

    • Julia Jasinski

      Owner, Designer, Artist

      artist and littermaid

    • Schmoo

      Mews

      She who inspired it all.

    • Sage

      Quality Control

      In charge of quality control and grooming the porcupine puppet.

    • Luci

      Mews

      Luci is my mews and personal caretaker. She feels responsible for my happiness and comfort 24 hours a day. When the kids in my building handed her to me her butt was inside out. Probably too much straining from worms. She is fine now.

    • Roy

      Curator, Critic

      Roy sometimes gets poop stuck on his long beautiful butt fur. If that happens the key is for him to run as fast as possible.

    Shop policies

    Last updated on April 4, 2020
    Thanks for shopping with me! All my art items are made by hand , by me , they are one of a kind. Postcards are made by me and Vistaprint. Cards are made by me on a print gocco.

    Accepted payment methods

    Paypal Mastercard Visa American Express Discover Apple Pay Giftcard
    Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
    • Money Order
    • Check
    • Other Method
    Returns and exchanges
    I gladly accept returns
    Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
    Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery
    I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
    The following items can't be returned or exchanged
    Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
    • Custom or personalized orders
    • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
    • Digital downloads
    • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
    Returns and exchange details
    If you do not like your item, please contact me to arrange for credit or money back . I do not pay return shipping, and return must be made in same sort of container (nonbending envelope or box)that you received item in. You must contact me within 3 days of receiving the item to be eligible for an exchange. If item is damaged in transit please contact me as soon as possible.
    Payment
    Payment must be made within 3 days or sale will be cancelled.
    Shipping
    All prints and original drawings are mailed in a non-bending envelope or box.
    Additional policies and FAQs
    I guarantee that my item will make you feel better for a maximum of 3 minutes . It will last 5 minutes if you have an animal on your lap while looking at my item.