schmoomunitions

"Every animal knows more than you."

Portland, Oregon

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"Every animal knows more than you." is a Nez Perce quote.

Handmade paintings and crafts featuring cats, other mammals,birds and occasionally amphibians. Also postcards and one of a kind paintings.

I send out ALL orders within 1-2 business days.

Important items needed for survival in today's world.

Have you noticed that Tums (TM) do NOTHING!!!!

I'd save an animal over a human any day

Announcement

Last updated on Dec 26, 2020

If the shipping prices seem strange email me!

"Every animal knows more than you." is a Nez Perce quote.

Handmade paintings and crafts featuring cats, other mammals,birds and occasionally amphibians. Also postcards and one of a kind paintings.

I send out ALL orders within 1-2 business days.

Important items needed for survival in today's world.

Have you noticed that Tums (TM) do NOTHING!!!!

I'd save an animal over a human any day

Items

 

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Julia Jasinski

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Julia Jasinski

Reviews

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5 out of 5 stars
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About schmoomunitions

Sales 835
On Etsy since 2007

I like animals.

Especially cats.

Shop members

  • Julia Jasinski

    Owner, Designer, Artist

    artist and littermaid

  • Schmoo

    Mews

    She who inspired it all.

  • Sage

    Quality Control

    In charge of quality control and grooming the porcupine puppet.

  • Luci

    Mews

    Luci is my mews and personal caretaker. She feels responsible for my happiness and comfort 24 hours a day. When the kids in my building handed her to me her butt was inside out. Probably too much straining from worms. She is fine now.

  • Roy

    Curator, Critic

    Roy sometimes gets poop stuck on his long beautiful butt fur. If that happens the key is for him to run as fast as possible.

Shop policies

Last updated on December 10, 2020
Thanks for shopping with me! All my art items are made by hand , by me , they are one of a kind. Postcards are made by me and Vistaprint. Cards are made by me on a print gocco.

Accepted payment methods

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Payment
Payment must be made within 3 days or sale will be cancelled.
Shipping
All prints and original drawings are mailed in a non-bending envelope or box.
Additional policies and FAQs
I guarantee that my item will make you feel better for a maximum of 3 minutes . It will last 5 minutes if you have an animal on your lap while looking at my item.