schmoomunitions

"Every animal knows more than you."

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"Every animal knows more than you." is a Nez Perce quote.

Handmade paintings and crafts featuring cats, other mammals,birds and occasionally amphibians. Also postcards and one of a kind paintings.

I send out ALL orders within 1-2 business days.

Important items needed for survival in today's world.

Have you noticed that Tums (TM) do NOTHING!!!!

I'd save an animal over a human any day

Announcement

Last updated on Dec 26, 2020

If the shipping prices seem strange email me!

"Every animal knows more than you." is a Nez Perce quote.

Handmade paintings and crafts featuring cats, other mammals,birds and occasionally amphibians. Also postcards and one of a kind paintings.

I send out ALL orders within 1-2 business days.

Important items needed for survival in today's world.

Have you noticed that Tums (TM) do NOTHING!!!!

I'd save an animal over a human any day

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Bushbaby postcard

Bushbaby postcard

$1.50

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Julia Jasinski

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Julia Jasinski

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About schmoomunitions

Sales 846
On Etsy since 2007

I like animals.

Especially cats.

Shop members

  • Julia Jasinski

    Owner, Designer, Artist

    artist and littermaid

  • Schmoo

    Mews

    She who inspired it all.

  • Sage

    Quality Control

    In charge of quality control and grooming the porcupine puppet.

  • Luci

    Mews

    Luci is my mews and personal caretaker. She feels responsible for my happiness and comfort 24 hours a day. When the kids in my building handed her to me her butt was inside out. Probably too much straining from worms. She is fine now.

  • Roy

    Curator, Critic

    Roy sometimes gets poop stuck on his long beautiful butt fur. If that happens the key is for him to run as fast as possible.

Production partners

  • print by hand

    Beaverton, OR

    it is myself, I don't know how to remove a production assistant

Shop policies

Last updated on May 10, 2022
Thanks for shopping with me! All my art items are made by hand , by me , they are one of a kind. Postcards are made by me and Vistaprint. Cards are made by me on a print gocco.

Accepted payment methods

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Payment
Payment must be made within 3 days or sale will be cancelled.
Shipping
All prints and original drawings are mailed in a non-bending envelope or box.
Additional policies and FAQs
I guarantee that my item will make you feel better for a maximum of 3 minutes . It will last 5 minutes if you have an animal on your lap while looking at my item.