schmoomunitions' Shop Announcement

I now accept direct checkout, I still accept paypal. I ship anywhere, if your area isnt listed ask me for a free and friendly quote , no pressure!

"Every animal knows more than you." is a Nez Perce quote.

I am also up for trades, especially bath/body stuff.

Handmade paintings and crafts featuring cats, other mammals,birds and occasionally amphibians. Also postcards and one of a kind paintings.

I send out ALL orders within 1-2 business days.
If you order JUST postcards /cards it gets sent 1st class mail which can take longer than priority. It still goes out the next 1-2 business days, if that's not fast enough contact me and for 4.85 I'll ship it priority.

Important items needed for survival in today's world.

Have you noticed that Tums (TM) do NOTHING!!!!

If you see an image you want on a cafepress or Zazzle item tell me and I will make it, you are not obligated to purchase it, it helps me see what customers want.

I also sell Vintage and supplies and upcycled clothing at

I'd save an animal over a human anyday ;)

Also FREE gift wrapping, just tell me in notes to seller.

Also every order gets free stuff too!
Check out my favorite persons etsy shop!

schmoomunitions' Shop Policies


Thanks for shopping with me! All my art items are made by hand , by me , they are one of a kind. Postcards are made by me and Vistaprint. Cards are made by me on a print gocco.


Payment must be made within 3 days or sale will be cancelled. Unless I am notified otherwise such as mailing a check or money order. I also accept WePay and Direct Checkout.


All prints and original drawings are mailed in a non-bending envelope or box.

Refunds and Exchanges

If you do not like your item, please contact me to arrange for credit or money back . I do not pay return shipping, and return must be made in same sort of container (nonbending envelope or box)that you received item in. You must contact me within 3 days of receiving the item to be eligible for an exchange. If item is damaged in transit please contact me as soon as possible.

Additional Policies and FAQs

I guarantee that my item will make you feel better for a maximum of 3 minutes . It will last 5 minutes if you have an animal on your lap while looking at my item.

Last Updated September 9, 2012