great things for above average magical creatures

Detroit, Michigan · 229 Sales


great things for above average magical creatures

Detroit, Michigan 229 Sales On Etsy since 2010

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Welcome to the Dirt Mall

For me, getting dressed is all about the imagination, pretending. You can be from 1940 or a poet or a witch. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a horse, you know? Its about being adventurous and magical and mystical; and every good mystic knows that what you can imagine is what you can become.

THE CLOTHES: All of these items and carefully hunted and gathered by me. They are pre-owned and some may have damages associated with previous wear. If any garment is less than perfect, it will be specified within that item's description. If you feel dissatisfied with your purchase and you think the description was inaccurate, please let me know and I will refund you. Your ultimate satisfaction is my number one concern

THE ART: I create using high quality materials so I can assure the pieces that you purchase from me will look great and last the tests of time. I am not a machine, I'm just another wonderfully, perfectly imperfect, weirdo human and my art is imperfect, just like me. I hope you love it.

Shop policies

Last updated on August 17, 2014

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
  • Money Order
paypal or money order. If you send a money order, your item will be shipped as soon as I receive the payment in the mail.
Shipping charges are located within an item's listing. If you are ordering shoes or a heavier item (such as a winter coat) there may be an additional charge. The opposite goes for smaller items such as jewelry or scarves, as they will most likely cost less to ship.

International rates vary per item. If you message me prior to purchasing, I can give you a more accurate shipping & handling fee based on the country of destination.

All packages will be shipped within 1 - 3. If you are in a rush and message me beforehand, I will do my very best to get that item shipped out that day (I know how it feels to be waiting for that special package delivery - it can seem like forever and a day!)

Please note that international buyers are responsible for any and all duties and customs charges that may be incurred
Refunds and Exchanges
Vintage stuff is old. A lot of times these items have been previously loved and I try my best to accurately describe the condition they are in but its possible I could make a mistake. If you feel I grossly misrepresented a vintage item, or the item is damaged in transit, I will refund the purchase but not the shipping costs.

Otherwise, I do not accept returns. Please make sure you check your measurements and read about the items condition before making your purchase. If you are unsure about your measurements, please do not hesitate to message me. I always try to get back to conversations in a timely manner. Its important to me that you are in love with wearing your item, and not stuck with something that doesn't fit.
Additional policies and FAQs
Most vintage clothing is used clothing; and even "deadstock" or "new with tags" clothing has been around for a very long time. Since returns are not accepted, it is important the price accurately reflects the items condition. Please use the guide below to properly determine the condition of a garment:

Like New: Perfect, no signs of wear

Excellent: No flaws to report

Great: Minor notable flaws; easily repairable, wearable as purchased

Good: Notable flaws; Wearable with care or after repair

As Is - Beyond repair, Valuable study, display, or design piece