Welcome to the Dirt Mall
For me, getting dressed is all about the imagination, pretending. You can be from 1940 or a poet or a witch. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a horse, you know? Its about being adventurous and magical and mystical; and every good mystic knows that what you can imagine is what you can become.
THE CLOTHES: All of these items and carefully hunted and gathered by me. They are pre-owned and some may have damages associated with previous wear. If any garment is less than perfect, it will be specified within that item's description. If you feel dissatisfied with your purchase and you think the description was inaccurate, please let me know and I will refund you. Your ultimate satisfaction is my number one concern
THE ART: I create using high quality materials so I can assure the pieces that you purchase from me will look great and last the tests of time. I am not a machine, I'm just another wonderfully, perfectly imperfect, weirdo human and my art is imperfect, just like me. I hope you love it.
Accepted payment methods
- Accepts Etsy gift cards
- Money Order
International rates vary per item. If you message me prior to purchasing, I can give you a more accurate shipping & handling fee based on the country of destination.
All packages will be shipped within 1 - 3. If you are in a rush and message me beforehand, I will do my very best to get that item shipped out that day (I know how it feels to be waiting for that special package delivery - it can seem like forever and a day!)
Please note that international buyers are responsible for any and all duties and customs charges that may be incurred
Refunds and Exchanges
Otherwise, I do not accept returns. Please make sure you check your measurements and read about the items condition before making your purchase. If you are unsure about your measurements, please do not hesitate to message me. I always try to get back to conversations in a timely manner. Its important to me that you are in love with wearing your item, and not stuck with something that doesn't fit.
Additional policies and FAQs
Like New: Perfect, no signs of wear
Excellent: No flaws to report
Great: Minor notable flaws; easily repairable, wearable as purchased
Good: Notable flaws; Wearable with care or after repair
As Is - Beyond repair, Valuable study, display, or design piece