Announcement Thanks for giving my shop a look! I'm in the process of switching over to making all my products out of more desirable woods as well as bringing more unique builds to the storefront! Custom are officially open again as well, so bring me your awesome ideas and let's make them a reality!
Thanks for giving my shop a look! I'm in the process of switching over to making all my products out of more desirable woods as well as bringing more unique builds to the storefront! Custom are officially open again as well, so bring me your awesome ideas and let's make them a reality!
Z on Feb 26, 20225 out of 5 stars
This is another absolutely gorgeous piece with an amazing feel. There was one issue with the finish in one spot (apparently this happens sometimes with exotic hardwoods), but the creator has offered to fix it or coach me through fixing it. I'm definitely a satisfied customer!
Steve on Feb 12, 20225 out of 5 stars
This Unique Dildo was a great find !! This dildo finds and hits All the right spots .. It's well made and accurately described .. D Towns was very helpful when I E-mailed some questions and promptly answered them !! D Towns Good Luck with the New Product Line !!
Paul on Feb 11, 20225 out of 5 stars
I am very pleased with the quality and design of the platinum cure silicone toy. Because the toy was advertised as a prototype and was priced to move, I was prepared for more aesthetic flaws. However, the flaws are minimal, the color is beautiful, and the design is wonderfully unique.
Rick on Jan 18, 20225 out of 5 stars
My wife loved the ebony clitoris sculpture I ordered for her birthday. The piece is incredibly smooth and the density of the wood make it pleasant to hold. It’s now one of her favorite possessions.
Tonero on Jan 20, 20215 out of 5 stars
A beautiful skill of art. The image does not do her justice.
Darius on Oct 19, 20205 out of 5 stars
I haven't had a chance to try this yet, but I was just so excited I had to throw up a picture of it right away. I'm already in love with this. It's absolutely gorgeous. I've never had a wooden dildo before, so I wasn't really sure of what to expect. I'm surprised by just how light it is, I expected it to be a little heavy for It's size, since it's y'know...wood, but it's incredibly light, and so soo smooth. It's also just incredibly gorgeous and I can see myself having no moral dilemma in displaying it as an art piece because it's just that nice to look at. I can't wait to actually give this thing a proper try when I've got the time!
Z on Aug 25, 20205 out of 5 stars
This is an epic, quality toy. Similar to being fisted, but not as intense. Shipped on time and came in a beautiful velvet bag. Thank you so much!
So, Funny Story
I knew I always wanted to work for myself and be my own boss. I could be a fantastic employee, but it just was never in my nature to be cog in the machine. I just never knew what my business would be.
I had just managed to get a new job doing search engine optimization from home! It was a pretty sweet gig with good pay and I got to set my own hours, but it wasn't enough for me. I still wanted to be my own boss. I tried some of those pyramid type build-a-business things, but those didn't work too well for me either. It wasn't the pyramid part that turned me off. It was the salesman act I had to put on to be any good at it. I felt that if I was going to work that hard to sell someone else's crap, then I might as well be selling my own crap
Now that I was armed with some money from my job, I could by materials and tools for whatever I wanted to do and being a huge nerd for cutlery, I thought about becoming a custom knifemaker. I ran it by my best friend, Virginia, because I always trust her opinion on things. I don't even really remember her responding to what I had said. I just remember her saying, "I want to make wooden dildos." Now, at the time, I didn't know you could do that, so she kindly sent me a few links to some sites and I did my own searching. I'm not sure what it was about it, but I was inspired!
Eager to give it a try, I took some balsa wood I had laying around (which would be horrible for a sex toy by the way) and some branches from a crepe myrtle I'd cut down out of our yard (was horribly overgrown right in front of the house) and just started carving. I found so much peace and happiness in carving these phallic little sculptures, that I'd go on to carve the things you now see on my store.
So thanks Virginia. You are the reason I always have wood in my hand.
Richard "Dick" Carver
I've always been an artistically inclined, but it was mostly in 2D until I found that unsatisfying. I desired to create things that someone could experience, use and appreciate. Somehow, that turned into making wooden adult items and I love it!
I take a lot of pride and passion in what I do and I do my best to make sure that comes through in everything I make. I don't just try to make a sex toy. I try to create artwork that is full of character, beauty, and functionality.
If you have discerning tastes or something very unique in mind, you have come to the right place. I'd be more than happy to help you create your own personalized pleasure piece and experience.
If you'd like to get to know a bit more about the shop and myself, please check out the links below!
Main Website: http://www.lumberjillcrafts.com/
Interview with Playboy.com http://www.playboy.com/articles/custom-wooden-sex-toys-going-green-with-pleasure
Bedpost Podcast: http://bedpost.libsyn.com/episode-51-richard-carver
PlayboyTV's Toyride airing June 10, 2017!: toyridetv.com
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I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
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Disclaimer of Liability: You are purchasing this item at your own risk. While great care has been taken to ensure the quality and safety of this item, I cannot be held responsible for any damages caused by this item. Please use as instructed and use responsibly.
Your item will be shipped in 1-3 business days of payment.
If you are ordering a custom piece, terms of the purchase can be discussed in a private manner. Please allow 6-8 weeks for completion and shipping. .
Due to the nature of many of my items, cancellation of an order will not be facilitated. Once payment is made, the item is yours and will be shipped as soon as possible.
Additional policies and FAQs
1. What about splinters?
- I put this one first because it's usually the first thing on everyone's mind so I want to make sure this is perfectly clear. The first person to ever use one of the toys I made was me. I feel like if you're cooking food for someone, you need to taste it yourself because if you wouldn't eat it, you shouldn't serve it to anyone else. If I had gotten a splinter, I wouldn't have even opened this store.
You're not going to get a splinter because I know what I'm doing. I sand the hell out of every piece. By the time i'm done with it, its smoother than a well-lotioned Billy Dee Williams in silk pajamas smoking a cuban cigar between sips of Colt 45 in Cloud City. My benchmark for smoothness wasn't other wood products. It was glazed porcelain and glass. I think I got pretty damn close and if you buy one of my insertables, I'm confident that you would agree!
2. What is the coating on the dildos?
- This one took me a while to figure out, but I decided to go with a food grade oil based non-toxic urethane finish that's commonly use on all kinds of wooden flatware (plates, eating utensils, cutting boards etc...) and even wooden children's toys. It is non-toxic and phthalate free.
I chose this finish for a few reasons, chief among those reason was its non-toxic nature. While a natural finish such as oil or wax would have also been non-toxic, i've seen those types of finishes fail on sextoys again and again. After one or two uses, the toy you spent your hard-earned money on is compromised and unsafe to use, unless you are really anal about reapplying either finish and I didn't want to pass that level of maintenance onto my customers.
While this finish has worked well so far, I don't take it as an excuse to now strive for better. I'm currently exploring other natural and otherwise body-safe materials to seal my wooden insertables with to offer you the greatest level of performance and safety I possibly can.
3. If I see a dildo I like but miss out on buying it, can you make another?
-Yes I can! Now that Lumberjill has been going for nearly 2 1/2 years, I feel that I'm getting a much better idea of what products people are looking for and I'm doing everything in my power to be in a better position to keep up with demand. So if you miss out on something that I've only made one of, chances are I'm probably going to make it again. For the time being, you can also ask about having one made just for you.
4. How do I take care of a wooden dildo?
- Caring for your wooden dildo is actually pretty simple, so don't get scared. I made it easy for ya! Again, the finish I use doesn't need the level of care an oil or wax finish does, so you never have to worry about reapplying. Simply clean with antibacterial soap and warm water and pat dry with a cloth or paper towel. Or let it air dry. Just don't boil it or try to bleach it. I don't think any of those things work too well, but I am still doing some testing!
Every toy comes with custom handmade drawstring bag for storage to further help protect your toy.
Oh and you can use just about any lube you want with it, but I always recommend a water based lube. Every order ships with a free sample of SpunkLube Hybrid lubricant! Check out other products at www.spunklube.com
Oh and you don't have to memorize this stuff. Your order will come with instruction for how to care for your wooden toy.
5. If I don't like my dildo, can I send it back for a refund?
- First of all, I'm really sorry if what you buy from me just doesn't do it for you. I really tried my best! That said, please don't send it back. Just put it on a bookshelf or use it as a paperweight or something. Because of the custom handmade nature of what I do, it also makes it rather hard on me to issue refunds because of all the time I spend on each piece. Sorry :/