All sorts of art to staple to your face!

Winchester, Virginia · 69 Sales


All sorts of art to staple to your face!

Winchester, Virginia 69 Sales On Etsy since 2012

0 out of 5 stars

Announcement   I got crap for days. Dig it. Dig my crap.


I got crap for days. Dig it. Dig my crap.


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Jim Beggs

Jim Beggs on Jul 10, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

Great piece, packaged securely & arrived quickly. Various goodies included. A superb value.

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Collage art to staple to your face.

I used to make collages just to decorate my own home (in fact some of the items listed used to decorate my door frames until I get tired of looking at them). Then one day I was like, hmmm...I wonder if people would buy this crap off of me?

Turns out they will. They'll also thank me for the opportunity and help stroke my ego (which an ego like mine could always's very big and requires tons of attention.)


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    Some dick with some paint and some old books. and way too much free time.

Shop policies

Last updated on March 3, 2015
Hi. Thanks for looking. Buy stuff. I'll mail it to you. Pretty simple, right?

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I accept paypal, money order, or cash. I don't recommend mailing cash, so if you do so you do so at your own risk.

If you would like to pay for a piece with money order or cash just send me a message. I will hold it for 7 days. If I haven't received your payment I'm going to relist the item and hold it against you for the rest of my life.
Everything gets wrapped up real nice, usually some scraps of stuff are added for my amusement. I put it all in either a box, or a bubble mailer, or between two sheets of cardboard depending on what it is. Then I walk it to the post office and mail it to you! ($6.50 for priority, $1 for first class.[any item above $5 is default to priority, anything below is first class, but I'll ship anything any way youd like]) Priority comes with delivery confirmation. If you want the number to track your package just let me know any time after the item is shipped. If you would like cheaper shipping options I'm totally fine with that. Just contact me before checkout, home (I'm happy sending larger items first class for a buck).

Please contact me for internationl rates. They vary wildly and I don't want to sit here and look up every country in the world.
Refunds and Exchanges
You don't like it? Send it back. I'll refund your money, minus shipping. I don't want you to keep something you don't like in person.
Additional policies and FAQs
Concerning image rights: I see a lot of "artists" saying "you're not buying the image rights, blah, blah, blah." Here's my deal- you want to reproduce this and distribute it for free? Make poster size copies and use a nail gun to afix them to the hoods of neighborhood cars? I'm all for it! Include my name if you want. If the police come, I don't know you. As long as you're not making money off of it, feel free to share. Credit me as you see fit. Now, if somehow you intend to make money off of it, please contact me first. I'm totally cool with you keeping part of the profit for finding an avenue to profit from it. (I'm kinda awesome, right?) Now, if you're a total jerk, and don't want to be my friend, and you intend on profiting off of the image, and NOT sharing the wealth with me, at least be decent enough to credit me.

Fair enough? You're god damned right it is!