SimpliSarcastic

We say what you're thinking

Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania · 77 Sales

SimpliSarcastic

We say what you're thinking

Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania 77 Sales On Etsy since 2015

5 out of 5 stars
(11)

Announcement   I believe that sarcastic humor should be subtle and personal. My mugs and t-shirts are designed with that goal in mind. Your "victims" will need to enter your space in order to read what's on your shirt or your mug, making it so much more personal. Bring your sarcastic humor to your office with our Sarcastic Desk Signs . . . . your co-workers will love them! And, have some fun with our sarcastic fridge magnets!

Announcement

Last updated on Dec 13, 2016

I believe that sarcastic humor should be subtle and personal. My mugs and t-shirts are designed with that goal in mind. Your "victims" will need to enter your space in order to read what's on your shirt or your mug, making it so much more personal. Bring your sarcastic humor to your office with our Sarcastic Desk Signs . . . . your co-workers will love them! And, have some fun with our sarcastic fridge magnets!

Deb Dellatore

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Deb Dellatore

Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(11)
Rhonda DePuy

Rhonda DePuy on Oct 23, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Love it, don't forget to read the shirt tag that's attached and the business card-sarcastically hilarious!!

german-ninja kendall

german-ninja kendall on Sep 24, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

love the sarcastic writing..... shirt could be a little softer and maybe a V neck..... overall great quality!

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About

We say what you're thinking . . . .

Well . . . in a nutshell, I have a very sarcastic sense of humor. And, I have always loved making my friends laugh with my one-liners . . . or, even better, spit out their drink because I've made them laugh. I can't tell you how many times I've heard: "you should put that on a t-shirt".

I've always believed that sarcastic humor is a personal thing and is better when presented up close. I've never liked the t-shirts that scream out their sentiments and assault my senses. I quickly discovered that it's next to impossible to find funny/sarcastic shirts that aren't "in-your-face". I've designed my t-shirts with small embroidered lettering on one side of the chest resulting in a subtle expression of my sense of humor.

My shirts are NOT meant to be read across a football field, or even across the room. I want people to have to enter "my space" in order to see what's written on my shirt. There's nothing better than seeing people react to what's on that shirt. I LOVE knowing that people "get me" and appreciate my sense of humor. I want to KNOW that I've made someone laugh. You can't experience that if people don't need to interact with you to satisfy their curiosity about what your shirt says.

I believe that the subtle design along with my shirts being embroidered rather than screen-printed is what sets them apart from the rest.

My equally sarcastic mugs were born out of frustration of not being able to say things when at work that truly needed to be said. I let my mugs do the talking . . .

If you're still reading, you're either really bored or a glutton for punishment. Either way, I'm impressed! If your only alternative at the moment is to scrub the bathtub or shave the pills off your sofa, you might want to delay a bit, and check out my other Etsy shops:

"Winterberry Originals" - My first Etsy shop. Here you'll find personalized Scrabble ornaments, fabric pinecone ornaments, fridge magnets, Medusa Snake Wreaths, quilted ornaments, and a whole lot more!

http://www.WinterberryOriginals.etsy.com
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"Touched by Twilight" which features handcrafted, affordable, and fun jewelry fashioned from chains, suede, chains, leather, beach stones, pewter, and chains. Just click below:

http://www.TouchedByTwilight.etsy.com

Did I mention chains?
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"Confetti Already" offers unique and fun confetti (bet you hadn't guessed that), confetti-filled balloons, cupcake toppers, and more:

http://www.ConfettiAlready.etsy.com

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Shop members

  • Deb Dellatore

    Owner, Creator, Designer

    I am the designer, creator, packer, and any other title you care to come up with -- and I love every minute of it!

  • Tony Dellatore

    Shipper, Financial Wizard

    My husband, Tony, takes care of running my shipments to the post office and advises me on EVERYTHING financial. I couldn't do it without him! That little cutie in the pic is our grandson, Jonathan.

Production partners

  • An embroidery service

    Benton, PA

    When I realized that I needed manufacturing help to achieve my goals, I chose a small local embroidery business run by two sisters. They take my designs and digital layouts and use their embroidery expertise to create shirts I am proud to sell.

Local

Find SimpliSarcastic at the following upcoming market!

  • 2017 Hegins Valley Arts & Crafts Faire

    Hegins. Park, Road

    Hegins, PA

    Sep 16

    This will be the 28th annual Faire featuring over 200 handcrafters and tons of excellent food, commencing with breakfast at 7am.

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