SimpliSarcastic

We say what you're thinking

Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania | 122 Sales

SimpliSarcastic

We say what you're thinking

Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania 122 Sales On Etsy since 2015

5 out of 5 stars (20)
Deb Dellatore

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Deb Dellatore

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I believe that sarcastic humor should be subtle and personal. My t-shirts are designed with that goal in mind. Your "victims" will need to enter your space in order to read what's on your shirt . . . . making it so much more personal.

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Last updated on Jul 11, 2019

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I believe that sarcastic humor should be subtle and personal. My t-shirts are designed with that goal in mind. Your "victims" will need to enter your space in order to read what's on your shirt . . . . making it so much more personal.

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About

We say what you're thinking . . . .

Well . . . in a nutshell, I have a very sarcastic sense of humor. And, I have always loved making my friends laugh with my one-liners . . . or, even better, spit out their drink because I've made them laugh. I can't tell you how many times I've heard: "you should put that on a t-shirt".

I've always believed that sarcastic humor is a personal thing and is better when presented up close. I've never liked the t-shirts that scream out their sentiments and assault my senses. I quickly discovered that it's next to impossible to find funny/sarcastic shirts that aren't "in-your-face". I've designed my t-shirts with small embroidered lettering on one side of the chest resulting in a subtle expression of my sense of humor.

My shirts are NOT meant to be read across a football field, or even across the room. I want people to have to enter "my space" in order to see what's written on my shirt. There's nothing better than seeing people react to what's on that shirt. I LOVE knowing that people "get me" and appreciate my sense of humor. I want to KNOW that I've made someone laugh. You can't experience that if people don't need to interact with you to satisfy their curiosity about what your shirt says.

I believe that the subtle design along with my shirts being embroidered rather than screen-printed is what sets them apart from the rest.

If you're still reading, you're either really bored or a glutton for punishment. Either way, I'm impressed! If your only alternative at the moment is to scrub the bathtub or shave the pills off your sofa, you might want to delay a bit, and check out my other Etsy shops:

"Winterberry Originals" - My first Etsy shop. Here you'll find personalized Scrabble ornaments, fabric pinecone ornaments, fridge magnets, Pebble Art, Medusa Snake Wreaths, quilted ornaments, and a whole lot more!

http://www.WinterberryOriginals.etsy.com
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"Touched by Twilight" which features handcrafted, affordable, and fun jewelry fashioned from Swarovski Crystal Pearls, chains, semi-precious gemstones, suede, chains, leather, beach stones, pewter, and chains. Just click below:

http://www.TouchedByTwilight.etsy.com

Did I mention chains?
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Shop members

  • Deb Dellatore

    Owner, Creator, Designer

    I am the designer, creator, packer, and any other title you care to come up with -- and I love every minute of it!

  • Tony Dellatore

    Shipper, Financial Wizard

    My husband, Tony, takes care of running my shipments to the post office and advises me on EVERYTHING financial. I couldn't do it without him! That little cutie in the pic is our grandson, Jonathan.

Production partners

  • An embroidery service

    Benton, PA

    When I realized that I needed manufacturing help to achieve my goals, I chose a small local embroidery business run by two sisters. They take my designs and digital layouts and use their embroidery expertise to create shirts I am proud to sell.

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Last updated on Jul 11, 2019
Frequently asked questions
Returns

The buyer covers the cost of returning the item to me unless the item arrives damaged (take pictures, and save packaging for claim w/post office), or I sent the incorrect item.

I will gladly accept returns for "buyer's remorse", or if you ordered the wrong size. NOTE: For this type of return, the following guidelines apply:

1. The shirt must be in its orignal, unwashed condtion.
2. You pay for the return postage.
3. When the returned shirt has been received, I will issue a refund minus a $5.00 restocking fee. This fee is necessary to recoup my expenses for this sale (packaging, labels, listing fees, selling fees, etc.)