Announcement I believe that sarcastic humor should be subtle and personal. My t-shirts are designed with that goal in mind. Your "victims" will need to enter your space in order to read what's on your shirt . . . . making it so much more personal.
I believe that sarcastic humor should be subtle and personal. My t-shirts are designed with that goal in mind. Your "victims" will need to enter your space in order to read what's on your shirt . . . . making it so much more personal.
T-Shirt: Good Morning. I see the assassins have failed. - Deep Heather Gray, Unisex, sarcastic shirt, funny shirt, gag gift
T-Shirt: I like you. I shall kill you last. Embroidered V-Neck T-Shirt - Dark Grey Heather, Unisex, sarcastic shirt, funny gag gift
T-Shirt: Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see. - Deep Heather Gray, Unisex, sarcastic shirt, funny shirt, clearance sale pricing
T-Shirt: I don't like morning people, or mornings, or people. - Black, sarcastic shirt, funny shirt, gag gift, embroidered tee shirt
T-Shirt: In my next life I am coming back . . . . - Embroidered Tee shirt, funny tee shirt, sarcastic humor, gag gift, sarcastic shirt
T-Shirt: I want you to know that someone cares. Not me, but someone. Black T-Shirt - sarcastic shirt, funny shirt, gag gift, embroidered
If you need something from me, reconsider. Embroidered V-Neck T-Shirt- Dark Grey Heather, sarcastic shirt, gag gift, tee shirt, funny shirt
T-Shirt: Go ahead. Underestimate me. That'll be fun. - Embroidered Tee shirt, funny tee shirt, sarcastic humor, gag gift, sarcastic shirt
Nosey little f***er aren't you? T-Shirt - Black, Unisex, sarcastic shirt, funny shirt, tee shirt, gag gift, embroidered tee, sarcasm
T-Shirt: To save time let's just assume I'm always right - Black, Unisex, sarcastic shirt, funny shirt, gag gift - CLEARANCE SALE!
T-Shirt: And yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking. -Sport Gray, V-Neck, Unisex, sarcastic shirt, funny shirt, gag gift
Sharon on Nov 9, 20215 out of 5 stars
Great shirt! Quick delivery!
D. on Jul 8, 20215 out of 5 stars
Great quality. shipped on the early end of shipping date. Love sarcastic humor! I'll be back!
Wendy on Jun 17, 20215 out of 5 stars
Excellent quality and arrived quickly. I will definitely order again from this seller.
Carly on Jul 4, 20205 out of 5 stars
Such a funny t-shirt! Deb is awesome, she reached out to me to ask me about a different size and I told her that would be alright. She also sent me a gift from her other shop for my understanding. https://www.etsy.com/shop/WinterberryOriginals?ref=ss_profile
Amber on Jun 13, 20205 out of 5 stars
LOVE this shirt, it just came in the mail yesterday and I can't wait to wear it! <3
Johanna on May 18, 20205 out of 5 stars
Lovely stitching great quality shirt.
Yvette on May 12, 20205 out of 5 stars
Love this vendor this is my 2nd purchase will be buying more
Sandra on Mar 4, 20205 out of 5 stars
I ordered 2 of these t shirt.. Absolutely hysterical !! The saying is sooo perfect for my 2 daughters !! Love it !! Thank you !! 😁
Yvette on Jan 2, 20195 out of 5 stars
love this shirt and the vendor will definitely order again
Kate on Nov 15, 20185 out of 5 stars
Looks great, thank you, good quality and arrived quickly!!!
We say what you're thinking . . . .
Well . . . in a nutshell, I have a very sarcastic sense of humor. And, I have always loved making my friends laugh with my one-liners . . . or, even better, spit out their drink because I've made them laugh. I can't tell you how many times I've heard: "you should put that on a t-shirt".
I've always believed that sarcastic humor is a personal thing and is better when presented up close. I've never liked the t-shirts that scream out their sentiments and assault my senses. I quickly discovered that it's next to impossible to find funny/sarcastic shirts that aren't "in-your-face". I've designed my t-shirts with small embroidered lettering on one side of the chest resulting in a subtle expression of my sense of humor.
My shirts are NOT meant to be read across a football field, or even across the room. I want people to have to enter "my space" in order to see what's written on my shirt. There's nothing better than seeing people react to what's on that shirt. I LOVE knowing that people "get me" and appreciate my sense of humor. I want to KNOW that I've made someone laugh. You can't experience that if people don't need to interact with you to satisfy their curiosity about what your shirt says.
I believe that the subtle design along with my shirts being embroidered rather than screen-printed is what sets them apart from the rest.
If you're still reading, you're either really bored or a glutton for punishment. Either way, I'm impressed! If your only alternative at the moment is to scrub the bathtub or shave the pills off your sofa, you might want to delay a bit, and check out my other Etsy shop:
"Winterberry Originals" - My first Etsy shop. Here you'll find Pebble, Driftwood, and Sea Glass Art, Faux Succulent Arrangements, personalized Scrabble ornaments, fabric pinecone ornaments, fridge magnets, Medusa Snake Wreaths, quilted ornaments, and a whole lot more!
Owner, Creator, Designer
I am the designer, creator, packer, and any other title you care to come up with -- and I love every minute of it!
Shipper, Financial Wizard
My husband, Tony, takes care of running my shipments to the post office and advises me on EVERYTHING financial. I couldn't do it without him! That little cutie in the pic is our grandson, Jonathan.
An embroidery service
When I realized that I needed manufacturing help to achieve my goals, I chose a small local embroidery business run by two sisters. They take my designs and digital layouts and use their embroidery expertise to create shirts I am proud to sell.
Accepted payment methods
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Items on sale
Returns and exchange details
If you already have a PayPal account, great! If not, you can open one easily. However, you do not need a PayPal account to use their services for a limited number of purchases ( click here for instructions on how to use a credit card through PayPal without a PayPal account: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/361 ). All PayPal payers must complete their PayPal payment by clicking the "pay now through PayPal" button at the end of your Etsy transaction. PayPal payments not received within 24 hours will result in re-listing of item(s), unless other arrangements have been made.
I also accept payments using Direct Checkout where you're able to use your MasterCard, Visa, Discover, or American Express card without going through PayPal.
INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMS, DUTIES, VAT, & OTHER FEES:
Please note that the payment of any customs fees, duties, VAT, and other taxes levied by the destination country are the sole responsibility of the buyer. I am required to declare the contents and value of any package I mail abroad. Please do not ask me to undervalue your purchase or mark it as a "gift". (This is illegal, and can result in severe penalties against both of us.) Thanks for your understanding and cooperation! Please see detailed information under "Shipping" below.
You may cancel an order within 6 hours of placing your order. Depending when your order is received, I may ship the same day. Once I have shipped your order, cancellation is not an option. Keep in mind that I generally ship within 1-3 business days . . .
Shipping within the United States is FREE with a $35 minimum purchase.
International shipping will incur standard First Class International Mail rates.
US Shipments: All items are shipped via First Class or Priority Mail. You will receive a shipping notification at the time of shipping which will include your tracking number. If you need your item quickly, please let me know and we'll explore alternative methods of shipping (please note that shipping options other than First Class or Priority will require an additional shipping charge).
Non US Shipments: All items are shipped via First Class International Mail. You will receive a shipping notification at the time of shipping (tracking is not available in most countries). Delivery time is normally 10 days to two weeks, but may take as long six to eight weeks. Delays in customs may extend delivery time even further. Please allow ample time for your order to arrive.
INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMS, DUTIES, VAT, & OTHER FEES:
Customs, duties and other fees assessed by the destination country for an item CANNOT be paid by me to the United States Postal Service when the item is mailed. The recipient of the shipment is the ONLY one who can pay the customs fees.
All items entering a foreign country are subject to customs inspection and assessment of duties, taxes, and fees in accordance with that country's national laws. Customs duties and taxes are assessed, generally, if the item sent is dutiable and if the value of the item is above the threshold set by the country's laws. Each country assesses customs, duties, and taxes. Check the Worlds Customs Organization website for general information, or visit the website of your country's customs service.
It is important to understand that, if duties and taxes are assessed on an item mailed via the Postal Service, they are always collected from the recipient. The shipping/handling fee you've paid covers the expense of delivery only. It does not cover charges assessed by customs in the destination country nor do I have the authority or means to collect and pay your taxes for you.
If you choose to "refuse" the shipment to avoid paying these fees, the package will be returned to me. After receiving the "refused" package, I will refund your purchase price less the original shipping fee. Please keep in mind that, depending on the method by which the package is returned to me, it could take up to 8 weeks (or longer) for it to be received by me.
To avoid having to refuse a package, please research your country's regulations on importing merchandise and remember that any customs, duties, VAT, etc. are the sole responsibility of the buyer. I am required to declare the contents and value of any package I mail abroad. Please do not ask me to undervalue your purchase or mark it as a "gift". This is illegal, and can result in severe penalties against both of us. Thanks for your understanding and cooperation!
Frequently asked questions
The buyer covers the cost of returning the item to me unless the item arrives damaged (take pictures, and save packaging for claim w/post office), or I sent the incorrect item.
I will gladly accept returns for "buyer's remorse", or if you ordered the wrong size. NOTE: For this type of return, the following guidelines apply:
1. The shirt must be in its orignal, unwashed condtion.
2. You pay for the return postage.
3. When the returned shirt has been received, I will issue a refund minus a $5.00 restocking fee. This fee is necessary to recoup my expenses for this sale (packaging, labels, listing fees, selling fees, etc.)