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Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania

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Announcement    ALL ITEMS REDUCED 70% FOR CLEARANCE. Size selection is going fast!


Last updated on Nov 27, 2022

ALL ITEMS REDUCED 70% FOR CLEARANCE. Size selection is going fast!


Deb Dellatore

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Deb Dellatore


Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
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About SimpliSarcastic

Sales 227
On Etsy since 2015

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Shop members

  • Deb Dellatore

    Owner, Creator, Designer

    I am the designer, creator, packer, and any other title you care to come up with -- and I love every minute of it!

  • Tony Dellatore

    Shipper, Financial Wizard

    My husband, Tony, takes care of running my shipments to the post office and advises me on EVERYTHING financial. I couldn't do it without him! That little cutie in the pic is our grandson, Jonathan.

Production partners

  • An embroidery service

    Benton, PA

    When I realized that I needed manufacturing help to achieve my goals, I chose a small local embroidery business run by two sisters. They take my designs and digital layouts and use their embroidery expertise to create shirts I am proud to sell.

Shop policies

Last updated on January 23, 2023

Accepted payment methods

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits

Returns & exchanges

See item details for return and exchange eligibility.


Cancellations: accepted

Request a cancellation: within 6 hours of purchase

More information

Last updated on Jul 11, 2019

Frequently asked questions


The buyer covers the cost of returning the item to me unless the item arrives damaged (take pictures, and save packaging for claim w/post office), or I sent the incorrect item.

I will gladly accept returns for "buyer's remorse", or if you ordered the wrong size. NOTE: For this type of return, the following guidelines apply:

1. The shirt must be in its orignal, unwashed condtion.
2. You pay for the return postage.
3. When the returned shirt has been received, I will issue a refund minus a $5.00 restocking fee. This fee is necessary to recoup my expenses for this sale (packaging, labels, listing fees, selling fees, etc.)