SlapstickSigns

Chunky Fun Freestanding Solid Wood Block Quote Signs

Columbiana, Ohio | 1505 Sales

SlapstickSigns

Chunky Fun Freestanding Solid Wood Block Quote Signs

Columbiana, Ohio 1505 Sales On Etsy since 2017

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Announcement   The cut off date for Christmas delivery is Sunday December 16th. Don’t wait! Get your order in today:)

Welcome to Slapstick Signs. Home of the original chunky block quote. All signs are made of thick solid wood. We guarantee you won’t find a better quality block quote for your money anywhere else!

**Shipping is FREE on ALL signs with no minimum spend amount required. Your business is important to us so no surprises at checkout with unpleasant shipping cost.

**If you’re purchasing as a gift we would be happy to include your personalized note. Just type your instructions in the note to seller box upon purchase and we'll take care of the rest at no additional charge. Gift wrap service is also an option offered at checkout. We offer fast free shipping directly to your recipient making gift giving easy.

Stop by our other shop www.etsy.com/shop/JordanBaileyDesigns and check out our large signs and refinished vintage and antique furniture.

Check out what our customers are saying about us by visiting our reviews tab.

Announcement

Last updated on Dec 3, 2018

The cut off date for Christmas delivery is Sunday December 16th. Don’t wait! Get your order in today:)

Welcome to Slapstick Signs. Home of the original chunky block quote. All signs are made of thick solid wood. We guarantee you won’t find a better quality block quote for your money anywhere else!

**Shipping is FREE on ALL signs with no minimum spend amount required. Your business is important to us so no surprises at checkout with unpleasant shipping cost.

**If you’re purchasing as a gift we would be happy to include your personalized note. Just type your instructions in the note to seller box upon purchase and we'll take care of the rest at no additional charge. Gift wrap service is also an option offered at checkout. We offer fast free shipping directly to your recipient making gift giving easy.

Stop by our other shop www.etsy.com/shop/JordanBaileyDesigns and check out our large signs and refinished vintage and antique furniture.

Check out what our customers are saying about us by visiting our reviews tab.

Lorrie Watson

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Lorrie Watson

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About

Wonderful little signs that put a smile on your face, fills those gaps in your home decor and make gift giving easy!

Sometimes the best things in life come chunky sized. I love chunky babies, chunky chocolate, chunky puppies and chunky signs!!

If you've checked the shop selection you may have noticed that there's no real theme other than chunky wood. At this shop you'll find everything from sweet sentiments to sports to swear words. My motto is if it makes me smile then it will make someone else smile. That's my only real goal here.

I hope you have as much fun shopping as I do making. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest of men!

Thank you for visiting,
Lorrie

PS Some if you have noticed “wine” is listed in the materials used section on every listing. If you read my bio you will see that I am married with children so yes I do have a daily glass but I promise it’s consumed responsibly by me and your sign will not contain any alcohol.

**Attention Shop Owners: Message me if you have a physical shop and would like wholesale information.

Shop members

  • Lorrie

    Owner, Designer

    I’m a momma of two beautiful, fun, young adult kiddos and married to my best friend. They are the inspiration for much of my work and the reason why I drink wine while I do it;)

Local

Find SlapstickSigns at the following upcoming market!

  • Park Avenue Marketplace
    Columbiana, OH
    OHIO

    Aug 8–Aug 8, 2019

    From antique to unique, enjoy the hunt at Park Avenue Marketplace. Discover antiques, collectibles, beautiful art, vintage items, jewelry, local handiwork, scrumptious confections and so much more in an atmosphere that invites you to come back time and time again.

Shop policies

More information

Last updated on Aug 8, 2018
Frequently asked questions
Do you make custom and/or personalized orders?

Yes. You can select Custom Order under our Shop Section tab. Choose your size and color on the custom order listing and add it to your cart. Add your custom quote, photo, logo and/or any other special request in the note to seller upon checkout. Once your purchase is complete we will send you a digital proof for you to approve prior to production.

Can you make custom sized blocks?

Not at this time. Due to our promise of quick production times and high volume of orders, we do not make custom sizes. All of our blocks are pre-cut and ready to add your favorite quote. We currently offer 3 different sizes to choose from and will strive to continue to add more in the future.

Outdoor Use

Blocks are intended for indoor use. All of our blocks are made of one solid piece of high-quality poplar wood that we triple poly coat for protection. Blocks may be used outdoors in a covered/protected location when seasons permit. As with all wood products left out in the elements over time your block will fade and possibly soften or warp.

Gift wrapping and packaging

If you’re purchasing as a gift we would be happy to include your personalized note. Just type your instructions in the note to seller box upon purchase and we'll take care of the rest at no additional charge. Gift wrap service is also an option offered at checkout. We offer fast free shipping directly to your recipient making gift giving easy.

How is wine used in the making of your products?

You may have noticed “wine” is listed in the materials used section on every listing. If you read my bio you will see that I am married with children so yes I do have a daily glass but I promise it’s consumed responsibly by me and your sign will not contain any alcohol.

Can you make block quotes with white lettering?

Not at this time. We use ink to hand transfer images onto the wood using a home-made transfer medium. Hopefully, someday someone will invent white ink for laser printers. Fingers Crossed:)