Announcement
Welcome to Slickery After Dark!
My shop is full of fun bachelor and bachelorette party favors, white elephant gifts, dirty Santa gifts, any event needing something a little naughty and inappropriate. I"m in the process of moving all my shops off Etsy. You can find me at irishblessingsfarm.com.
Regarding the rush fee----You are welcome to message me first with a list of everything you want to order first to verify that it requires the rush fee. Purchasing express shipping without the rush fee does not bump you up the order list.
I will not be offering refunds or accepting returns for any delays due to USPS.
If you need any of these by a certain date, please let me know at the time of order. A rush option is available to bump you to the top of the orders when I'm particularly busy. I do not guarantee delivery dates, just ship by dates. I do not offer refunds when there is a USPS delay.
This shop is for all my mature content items. My main shop has my regular soaps at slickeryblends.com, my beeswax items are at BeekeepersBlend.com, my knit and crochet items are in slickeryknits.com
**Please note** I do not accept returns or exchanges. If there is a problem with your order such as a breakage, please let me know PRIOR to leaving a review. This RARELY occurs and I will require photos of any damages. I do not offer refunds if it goes missing in the mail, but again contact me PRIOR to leaving a review and I will attempt to help you locate your order.
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Reviews
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Emily on Sep 23, 2023
5 out of 5 starsThese soaps are my favorite thing to bring to a bachelorette party!!! Everyone loves them and has a good laugh when they see them! The soap and scents are really nice.
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hopechristensen on Mar 2, 2023
5 out of 5 starsThese were a perfect gag gift for my white elephant Christmas party! 10/10
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James on Mar 1, 2023
5 out of 5 starsJust as advertised...arrived quickly...looks great, but haven't tried yet
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About SlickeryAfterDark
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Penis soap with a suction cup
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Boobs
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Penis shaped candle
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Penis shaped soap
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Premature ejaculation penis soap
Embracing the naughty
Shop members
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Melia Fortunati
Owner, Do It All One Woman Show, Queen Of The Dirty
I have a bit of a naughty side, and thus the products of Slickery After Dark were born. I sold them for years under Slickery Blends but as my mainstream soaps took off, it became necessary for me to start a shop just for my naughty crafts.
Shop policies
Shipping
Customs and import taxes
Payment options
Returns & exchanges
Cancellations
Cancellations: not accepted
Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.
Privacy policy
More information
Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalized orders
Yes. I have many options already available. If you want something you don't see, just ask and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you.
Wholesale availability
Yes. There is a $300 minimum order requirement. I am unable to refund taxes for tax exempt sales. You must contact Etsy directly for that or order through alternative platforms.
Gift wrapping and packaging
Yes! I have gift wrapping enabled when you check out with your order.
RUSH orders
There is a fee to bump your order ahead of other orders. This guarantees the date of shipment, not the date of arrival.
Willie warmer sizing
NO, I do not need to SEE photos to size them. Seriously. Just no.