Announcement
Welcome to Slickery After Dark!
**Special note - I'm in the process of updating all scent options. I have to do this to each listing individually so it will take some time. If you see a scent in a different listing than what is available in your item, message me and I'll update the listing.
This shop is full of fun bachelor and bachelorette party favors, white elephant gifts, dirty Santa gifts, any event needing something a little naughty and inappropriate.
Regarding the rush fee----You are welcome to message me first with a list of everything you want to order first to verify that it requires the rush fee. Purchasing express shipping without the rush fee does not bump you up the order list.
I will not be offering refunds or accepting returns for any delays due to USPS.
If you need any of these by a certain date, please let me know at the time of order. A rush option is available to bump you to the top of the orders when I'm particularly busy. I do not guarantee delivery dates, just ship by dates. I do not offer refunds when there is a USPS delay.
This shop is for all my mature content items. My main shop has my regular soaps at slickeryblends.etsy.com and my beeswax items are at BeekeepersBlend.etsy.com, my knit and crochet items are in slickeryknits.etsy.com
**Please note** I do not accept returns or exchanges. If there is a problem with your order such as a breakage, please let me know PRIOR to leaving a review. This RARELY occurs and I will require photos of any damages. I do not offer refunds if it goes missing in the mail, but again contact me PRIOR to leaving a review and I will attempt to help you locate your order.
Announcement
Welcome to Slickery After Dark!
**Special note - I'm in the process of updating all scent options. I have to do this to each listing individually so it will take some time. If you see a scent in a different listing than what is available in your item, message me and I'll update the listing.
This shop is full of fun bachelor and bachelorette party favors, white elephant gifts, dirty Santa gifts, any event needing something a little naughty and inappropriate.
Regarding the rush fee----You are welcome to message me first with a list of everything you want to order first to verify that it requires the rush fee. Purchasing express shipping without the rush fee does not bump you up the order list.
I will not be offering refunds or accepting returns for any delays due to USPS.
If you need any of these by a certain date, please let me know at the time of order. A rush option is available to bump you to the top of the orders when I'm particularly busy. I do not guarantee delivery dates, just ship by dates. I do not offer refunds when there is a USPS delay.
This shop is for all my mature content items. My main shop has my regular soaps at slickeryblends.etsy.com and my beeswax items are at BeekeepersBlend.etsy.com, my knit and crochet items are in slickeryknits.etsy.com
**Please note** I do not accept returns or exchanges. If there is a problem with your order such as a breakage, please let me know PRIOR to leaving a review. This RARELY occurs and I will require photos of any damages. I do not offer refunds if it goes missing in the mail, but again contact me PRIOR to leaving a review and I will attempt to help you locate your order.
Items
Featured items
All Items
Reviews
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S.gonzalez on Apr 28, 2022
5 out of 5 starsGreat customer service! My order was shipped a bit late and she was nice enough to send a few freebies. I really appreciate it! Thank you!
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Angelina on Jun 5, 2022
5 out of 5 starsExactly as pictured. Came in a nice fabric drawstring bag, makes a nice gift. Would recommend! Great variety of colors!
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Ashley on May 12, 2022
5 out of 5 starsA little smaller than I thought (aren’t they always!!!) but hilarious regardless!!
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maddison08 on May 4, 2022
5 out of 5 starsMy order got lost, but she quickly rectified the situation and even sent a free sample!
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Reviewed by Inactive on Mar 3, 2022
5 out of 5 starsComfortable and doesn’t cause too much friction! Well made very warm.
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Judith on Feb 22, 2022
5 out of 5 starsLooks just like the photo; honestly the cutest little beanie I have, love it so much thank you!
About SlickeryAfterDark
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Penis soap with a suction cup
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Boobs
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Penis shaped candle
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Penis shaped soap
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Premature ejaculation penis soap
Embracing the naughty
I started this shop up after my main soap line starting doing well at slickeryblends.etsy.com but had many people offended by my twisted humor which involved penis shaped soap. So I moved all my beeswax goodies back to a shop I started in 2008 beekeepersblend.etsy.com and Slickery After Dark was born. I also moved all my "vanilla" crochet and knit items to slickeryknits.etsy.com
I started making dick soap just for fun and now I get to make a living making things that make me laugh and hopefully bring laughter to anyone who is gifted something from my store.
I hope you enjoy all the fun stuff my shops have.
Melia
Shop members
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Melia Fortunati
Owner, Do It All One Woman Show, Queen Of The Dirty
I have a bit of a naughty side, and thus the products of Slickery After Dark were born. I sold them for years under Slickery Blends but as my mainstream soaps took off, it became necessary for me to start a shop just for my naughty crafts.
Shop policies
Shipping
Customs and import taxes
Payment options
Returns & exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Privacy policy
More information
Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalized orders
Yes. I have many options already available. If you want something you don't see, just ask and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you.
Wholesale availability
Yes. There is a $300 minimum order requirement.
Gift wrapping and packaging
Yes! I have gift wrapping enabled when you check out with your order.
RUSH orders
There is a fee to bump your order ahead of other orders. This guarantees the date of shipment, not the date of arrival.
Willie warmer sizing
NO, I do not need to SEE photos to size them. Seriously. Just no.