SlickeryAfterDark
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Announcement
Welcome to Slickery After Dark!
**Special note - I'm in the process of updating all scent options. I have to do this to each listing individually so it will take some time. If you see a scent in a different listing than what is available in your item, message me and I'll update the listing.
This shop is full of fun bachelor and bachelorette party favors, white elephant gifts, dirty Santa gifts, any event needing something a little naughty and inappropriate.
Regarding the rush fee----You are welcome to message me first with a list of everything you want to order first to verify that it requires the rush fee. Purchasing express shipping without the rush fee does not bump you up the order list.
I will not be offering refunds or accepting returns for any delays due to USPS.
If you need any of these by a certain date, please let me know at the time of order. A rush option is available to bump you to the top of the orders when I'm particularly busy. I do not guarantee delivery dates, just ship by dates. I do not offer refunds when there is a USPS delay.
This shop is for all my mature content items. My main shop has my regular soaps at slickeryblends.etsy.com and my beeswax items are at BeekeepersBlend.etsy.com, my knit and crochet items are in slickeryknits.etsy.com
**Please note** I do not accept returns or exchanges. If there is a problem with your order such as a breakage, please let me know PRIOR to leaving a review. This RARELY occurs and I will require photos of any damages. I do not offer refunds if it goes missing in the mail, but again contact me PRIOR to leaving a review and I will attempt to help you locate your order.
Announcement
Welcome to Slickery After Dark!
**Special note - I'm in the process of updating all scent options. I have to do this to each listing individually so it will take some time. If you see a scent in a different listing than what is available in your item, message me and I'll update the listing.
This shop is full of fun bachelor and bachelorette party favors, white elephant gifts, dirty Santa gifts, any event needing something a little naughty and inappropriate.
Regarding the rush fee----You are welcome to message me first with a list of everything you want to order first to verify that it requires the rush fee. Purchasing express shipping without the rush fee does not bump you up the order list.
I will not be offering refunds or accepting returns for any delays due to USPS.
If you need any of these by a certain date, please let me know at the time of order. A rush option is available to bump you to the top of the orders when I'm particularly busy. I do not guarantee delivery dates, just ship by dates. I do not offer refunds when there is a USPS delay.
This shop is for all my mature content items. My main shop has my regular soaps at slickeryblends.etsy.com and my beeswax items are at BeekeepersBlend.etsy.com, my knit and crochet items are in slickeryknits.etsy.com
**Please note** I do not accept returns or exchanges. If there is a problem with your order such as a breakage, please let me know PRIOR to leaving a review. This RARELY occurs and I will require photos of any damages. I do not offer refunds if it goes missing in the mail, but again contact me PRIOR to leaving a review and I will attempt to help you locate your order.
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Melissa on Jun 24, 2021
5 out of 5 starsThis was a great gag gift! My friend has put in their tackle box so I really hope I can edit this post with an actual fish caught with this lure
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jimmy on Jun 10, 2021
5 out of 5 starsit smeeeeeellllll sssssssssssssssoooooo ggggggggggggggggggggggggggoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddd
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Ashley on Dec 1, 2021
4 out of 5 starsFirst and for most this product did exactly what I wanted it to do. My boyfriend was being a dick so I thought that id buy him a dick, you know, for more familiarity in the home. I wanted this to make him uncomfortable .... AND IT DOES!!!! It is just décor in our bathroom and he tries to pretend its not there. In essence I get to spend every morning basking in schadenfreude as we brush our teeth and he is trying to pretend that a penis on the counter doesn't make him uncomfortable. The suction cup doesn't work because the hard soap (giggity) gets in the way.
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Kameron on Sep 1, 2021
5 out of 5 starsThis shop was very helpful and they packaged their products so well! Most of the time i get stuff in and it’s broken or melted and this was packaged so good! These smell amazing and perfect for the bachelorette trip! A little smaller than expected but other than that it’s perfect!!
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Kendra on Aug 9, 2021
5 out of 5 starsOrdered as a gag gift for a friend's birthday. It was adorable and they loved it!
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Angelina on Jul 21, 2021
5 out of 5 starsVery glittery and detailed, the color is gorgeous. The papaya pineapple scent is fantastic.
About SlickeryAfterDark
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Penis soap with a suction cup
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Boobs
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Penis shaped candle
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Penis shaped soap
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Premature ejaculation penis soap
Embracing the naughty
I started this shop up after my main soap line starting doing well at slickeryblends.etsy.com but had many people offended by my twisted humor which involved penis shaped soap. So I moved all my beeswax goodies back to a shop I started in 2008 beekeepersblend.etsy.com and Slickery After Dark was born. I also moved all my "vanilla" crochet and knit items to slickeryknits.etsy.com
I started making dick soap just for fun and now I get to make a living making things that make me laugh and hopefully bring laughter to anyone who is gifted something from my store.
I hope you enjoy all the fun stuff my shops have.
Melia
Shop members
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Melia Fortunati
Owner, Do It All One Woman Show, Queen Of The Dirty
I have a bit of a naughty side, and thus the products of Slickery After Dark were born. I sold them for years under Slickery Blends but as my mainstream soaps took off, it became necessary for me to start a shop just for my naughty crafts.
Shop policies
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Returns & exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalized orders
Yes. I have many options already available. If you want something you don't see, just ask and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you.
Wholesale availability
Yes. There is a $300 minimum order requirement.
Gift wrapping and packaging
Yes! I have gift wrapping enabled when you check out with your order.
RUSH orders
There is a fee to bump your order ahead of other orders. This guarantees the date of shipment, not the date of arrival.
Willie warmer sizing
NO, I do not need to SEE photos to size them. Seriously. Just no.