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smallandpissed's Shop Announcement

Welcome to my closed shop. I closed it because I was sick to death of hearing: "omg, totes adorb!!! I is rich white murican so you will give it to me frees!!! No?!? WAAA!!! I get better at WalMart anyway!!! You suck!"

I forgot that objects and labor are worthless because the first world rides on the back of an invisible slave class (who made that t-shirt you're wearing? How and where do they live? How old are they?). I priced my work so that I would have been making $1.10 an hour, and yet, was constantly told I was overcharging. So, the shop is closed. If you want to buy something or put my work in a show, thanks, just convo me.

My work has been featured on these blogs:
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/06/28/shopping-is-fun-again/
http://www.thecupcakeblog.com/tag/vicious-cupcake-9-dr-felix-goodewrench/#
http://athenasarmoury.blogspot.com/
http://dragonmummasenvy.blogspot.com/
http://threeoldkeys.blogspot.com/2011/09/promoting-pear.html
http://ldeandyment-soiwasthinking.blogspot.com/

And then I stopped bothering to record them because all those links ever got me was a couple of shows, but no sales.



Items from my shop have been featured in these treasury lists:
http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d65273cd2ca6d918dd61d58/smile?ref=pr_treasury

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d5c11724d518eeff99429a6/sewing-while-waiting-for-spring

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d74f8e2e6e46d915725e51d/surfs-up-brah

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d75e20231638eef67691e52/folklore

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d7ec6d98cac8eef1fc0ccac/once-upon-a-time

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d8178f8efce6d911fcaaf1c/garden-of-gratitude

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d8aa2bf0b506d91881afa29/spying-eyes-theyre-watching-you#4d8b4c4ea1f36d91ee13a14f

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d8f44d7012a8eef7545a2fe/yeah-yeah-yeah-shes-a-mod-girl

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d94b6ce87c98eefc6c7fc02/i-love-paris-in-the-springtime

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d9e06a1642a6d9190ba38f7/archaeological-dig

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4da08816a75f6d9153d68aea/metallic

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4da607e736bb8eefafce1e83/the-rain-in-spain

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4db06e6fef0b6d91083a5a0f/take-a-stroll-outside

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4db0fb34f2076d91f7cf38de/amber

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4db224df37668eef37b0d846/some-subdued-spring-shopping

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4db981870e118eef73dcb3af/very-charming-charms

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4dc0cb90ef478eef68221097/all-around-me-are-familiar-faces

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4dd70fe5e2d96d91498cefaa/upstairs-downstairs

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4dd805d006156d9199291bfa/1001-arabian-tales

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4dd96b93491e6d910dbef14c/tea-time

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4dded109cebb6d91c3a03d2e/lol

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4de536ac6dcd6d91f8b63e4a/cupcakes-and-special-snowflakes

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODU2MjE3NXwzMDYyMDU4MjU/eat-it?

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4dec39388d306d9183876236/world-of-watering-cans

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTY0MTMxM3wzMzg3ODE5MjA/about-face

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjU4Mjg1MHwzMTA2NjIyMjY/morbid-monday

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/Njk5OTU5N3wzNTExMTA2NzI/a-secret-garden

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/Nzg1OTEwNnwzNDc2MjE5ODI/once-bitten-twice-shy

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTA3NDg1MTl8MzUyMzYyMDAz/like-fine-wine

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTU5NjEzM3wzNjkyMTM2MDE/sunny-days-at-the-farm

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTAyNDYyMjh8Mzc0NjkwNDQz/irony

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTQ3MHwzODczMTAzNDM/whimsicle

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTk1MTc4OXw0MTM5OTgwMjU/just-another-day-in-my-head

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjQ1NTA5NHw0MjQ1NjMzMDI/etsys-got-tons-of-stuff-for-kids-too

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjQ1NTA5NHw0MjU4MDI0Mzg/lick-me

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTUxMTc1NjR8NDI3OTkyNjY0/mend-my-soul-with-shades-of-sage

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODg5NjYyMnw0Mjg1NTk1MTE/food-that-eats-you

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NDM5NzN8NDMwNjA1NjU1/food-for-the-soul

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjQ1NTA5NHw0MzI2MTEwNzk/from-the-garden-to-the-table

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTIzMzc2NjB8NDMyMDgzNjQ4/ooh-la-la

NSFW MATURE http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTU0MDc4NjZ8NDMyNjEzMTMw/beware-of-trouser-snakes

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/OTMzNjYwMHw0MzM2NTcwMDE/lets-go-to-country-fair

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTMxOTA4M3wzOTUyMjQ3OTE/get-out-of-my-room

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NzU1NzM2NHw0MzMzNzAwOTg/do-eat-your-cupcake

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQ1NzM3OTB8NDM4NDc5MDU2/aa-help-a-friend-in-need-treasury

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NzY5NTkwOHw0NDUwNjk0Mjk/dont-even-bother-looking-your-mind?ref=pr_treasury

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTU1Mzg1Mzl8NDY0NjUwMjg3/im-going-to-eat-you-all-up-and-not-gain

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NzE1OTE1Nnw0NjkyMzAwMzc/the-sweet-things-in-life

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQ2NTk5MTR8NDczNjE3ODg4/auntie-oddettes-peculiarium

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/OTA1NjcyOHw0ODIzMzg3ODQ/green-dream-machine

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTA1NjgxMzd8NDg0Mzk4ODU0/be-the-envy-of-all-your-friends

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTMxNjEzNzF8NDkwMDE3NDE5/all-work-and-no-play-makes-me-crazy

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTMwMjc5MTl8NDk0MDg1NjQx/v-love

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTgzMDMwOXw1MDE3OTMwNTM/its-chocolate-ly-delicious

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjQ1NTA5NHw1MDkxMDc3MTI/pear-perfection

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTg4MTUxMXw1MTA2NTkzODQ/fall-into-fun

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjQ1NTA5NHw1MDg0MTU2Nzc/black-raspberries

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MjI2Mnw1MzgxMzQ4MDI/steamy-dreams

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjQ1NTA5NHw1MzY2MzM2NzM/do-you-prefer-apples-or-pears?

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTM2OTE5N3w1MzM3NDA4NTc/moody

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTI3NzEyNzh8NTI1NTAyNDIw/cupcakes-and-muffins

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjM3NTkwM3w1NDQ1NjIzMjQ/cats-bats-hats-and-boooooooo

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NzA0NDE3Nnw1NTg3ODk2ODk/lactose-intolerance

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTQxMzk0OXw1NTcyMTQ1MDI/fantasy-attack

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTU2Mjg5MDl8NTY3MDEzNjcz/cupcake-fever

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTUxNTMxNzJ8NTc3MDk5OTI3/wee-dolls-to-adore

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTIzMzI0NHw1ODIxMDkwMzQ/creepies-crawlies-mythical-beasties-and

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTU3MjQ4MjJ8NTgyODI3Mjk4/needs-supervision

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTA5Nzk1MDV8NTkwMjU3Mjkz/cupcakes-to-soothe-the-soul

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODI3MDN8NTkwNDcyMDI0/what-will-be-left-after-the-zombies

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/OTc2NTk3M3w1OTU1MjM1NzU/trick-or-treat

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODc0NzE4N3w2MDE3MDU1NTk/tentacle-cupcake-heart-hug

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTMxNTI2OTZ8NjA1MDAyOTEy/voices-overheard

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTY5NjI0MHw2MTAzNDM4NDc/strawberries-and-cream

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQ1MjE4NzV8NjMwMTk1NDMy/pears-in-the-summertime

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTc0fDYzMTI1MTQzMw/i-got-the-gimmes

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTEzNzMxMjl8NjEyMTkyMTQx/keepin-it-weird

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTAxNTQwMjB8NjMzODY0Njc1/stay-warm-and-creepy

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODk0MjI5MXw2MzY1Nzg3MTg/cupcake-patrol

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjU1MTM5MHw2NTQ5OTkxMDc/mute-but-heard

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/Njc4NjA4MXw2OTYzNzQ4NjY/spooky-things-i-love

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTMwNjR8Njg3NTM1NTk2/silly-old-timers

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQwNjcyNTR8NzAzNzk0OTkx/mudpies-with-moxie

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQwNjcyNTR8NzEwMzgyMzMz/artitude

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODc4NDYxNHw3MTMzOTE2MTQ/spooookie

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/OTMzNjYwMHw3MzYyNTQyMTc/pumpkin-met-some-friends

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQyMjQ4OTB8NzY0NDQzMzY0/anthropomorphic

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTI5NjM5NDl8NzkwNzYwNzA0/keep-calm-theyre-in-the-oven

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NzkyNDE5Mnw4MDY0OTI4NDQ/chartreuse

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTE1OTE3OXw4MDk0ODgwMjU/open-your-mouth

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQxNjQwNzR8ODIwNzc5ODEz/a-l-l-k-i-n-d-s

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODA5MTQwMnw4MzMzNzc1NTU/tongue-and-cheek

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTUzNDEzOXw4NDEzNDQ1MjU/bon-appetit-booo

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODcxODIzOXw4NTk0MjQzMDk/monster-mash

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/OTA2NTkwNnw4NjAzMzUxMDM/evil-walks-beside-us

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQ5OTMxMzh8ODcyNjIxMTA0/monster

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQ4ODE5ODN8ODc0MzE0NjQ0/women

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTYzMTg4NDN8ODc5NDEyMTMz/killer-kupcakes-from-outer-space

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTAyNzM2NjN8ODkzNjEzODk1/give-it-another-gander

www.etsy.com/treasury/NTU4MDgzMHw5MDM2MDkwNTY/dreamscape

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTIxMzU4NTF8OTIyNDE1MzE5/figurines

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjI4NTI3Mnw5NTA2NzIwMDY/vicious-cupcake

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjM0NjQ2OXw5NTc4NjE0MzA/uh-oh-whats-that

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/OTcyMTB8OTY5MjA3NjUx/things-for-a-nerd

NSFW: http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTM4MjYxMXwxMDQwMzE0MjEz/its-finally-sunday

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTk5OTU4MXwxMDcyNzI1MjEy/pretty-darn-sneaky-or-how-to-make

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTY1MjY0NDZ8MTA5NDIwMDM5Mg/pick-a-pear

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTAyMTMyNTF8MTEyNDExMzM4Nw/feminist

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTcxODQ4NTF8MTE0NTkyNjMyNg/cupcake-time

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQ3NjU2Mjd8MTE0Mjc0OTE1Mg/geeky-fun