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smarmyclothes

handmade clothing, accessories, and sewing patterns

Santa Fe, New Mexico
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Announcement    Every piece in my shop is handmade by me!
All clothing and accessories ship in 2-5 business days.
PDF sewing patterns are available for immediate download.

smarm·y (smär'mē)
adj., -i·er, -i·est.
1. unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech. 2. hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous. 3. of low or sleazy taste 4. handmade dresses, tops, and skirts with bright colors, mutilated t-shirts, polka dots and stripes.

-Lex

http://www.whatthecraft.com

Announcement

Last updated on Nov 22, 2019

Every piece in my shop is handmade by me!
All clothing and accessories ship in 2-5 business days.
PDF sewing patterns are available for immediate download.

smarm·y (smär'mē)
adj., -i·er, -i·est.
1. unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech. 2. hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous. 3. of low or sleazy taste 4. handmade dresses, tops, and skirts with bright colors, mutilated t-shirts, polka dots and stripes.

-Lex

http://www.whatthecraft.com

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About smarmyclothes

Sales 3,808
On Etsy since 2008
  • No need to worry... Ghost, the Postmaster General, keeps a wary eye on the comings & goings of the Smarmy shipping dept.
  • Beware the wall of fabric. Avalanches may happen at any time.
  • The sketch...
  • The raw materials...
  • The finished product.

Rad clothing for dudettes who want to stand out in a crowd. Embrace your inner circus freak.

SmarmyClothes is a one woman circus act featuring a kaleidoscope of colors, patterns, and subcultures. Every item is designed and made by me.

I'm pretty much self-taught - by training I'm a nurse. I learned to sew in a middle school "Life Skills" class and from my mom. After learning the basic skills of sewing, it was pretty much just lots of practice from there.

I've been selling my stuff since 2003, and SmarmyClothes.com was established in January of 2005. SmarmyClothes was pretty much a hobby until I finished my bachelor's degree (for Nursing) in December of 2005, when I decided that doing fashion design full time sounded like a grand idea.

I work pretty much 7 days a week and my jerk of a boss (hey wait, that's me!) doesn't give me dick for benefits, but I still wouldn't trade my job as a starving artist for anything. I get to stay up late, sleep in, and work in my PJs.

If you're not sick of me already, you can check out my blog: http://whatthecraft.com
I'm probably posting about food as we speak.

I also sing and play bass in a punk rock band - The Extreme Unicorns.

Thanks to all of you that buy my clothes. If you didn't support SmarmyClothes, I know exactly where I'd be... (two words: stool sample). You guys rock!

Shop members

  • Lex

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    Howdy, I'm Lex! When I'm not eating lots of food or making a mess, I juggle the designing, pattern making, sewing, photographing, web design, and everything else in between here at SmarmyClothes.

Shop policies

Last updated on May 10, 2022
SmarmyClothes is a one woman circus act. I make custom and one-of-a-kind clothing and accessories with a squirt of subculture jawesomeness!

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Cancellations: not accepted

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Please note: If you are outside the US, your country may charge an import tax/customs fee (e.g. VAT fees for those in the EU). It is your responsibility to pay these fees, so I suggest you research the policies for your country before ordering.

Shipping

Please note the current turnaround time before ordering! Please contact me BEFORE ORDERING if you have questions or need your order by a certain date.

Most sewing patterns are available for immediate download after purchase- you should receive an email from Etsy notifying you that your files is available for download.

Sewing patterns that are not listed as instant download will be emailed to your Paypal address 12-48 hours after payment is received.

IF YOU ARE IN THE US: Most items are automatically shipped Priority (2-3 days), but I am more than happy to ship First Class, just contact me before paying.

IF YOU ARE OUTSIDE OF THE US: Items are shipped via First Class International by default. FCI generally takes 1-2 weeks, but sometimes takes much longer. Please contact me for Priority Shipping information if you need your order by a certain date.

If you would like to purchase insurance for your order, please let me know before you pay!
INTERNATIONAL INSURANCE IS AVAILABLE!

Seller details

smarmyclothes is considered a professional seller (known as a trader) in the EU. What's this?