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Every piece in my shop is handmade by me!
All clothing and accessories ship in 2-5 business days.
PDF sewing patterns are available for immediate download.
smarm·y (smär'mē)
adj., -i·er, -i·est.
1. unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech. 2. hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous. 3. of low or sleazy taste 4. handmade dresses, tops, and skirts with bright colors, mutilated t-shirts, polka dots and stripes.
-Lex
http://www.whatthecraft.com
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jfrisby on Aug 28, 2023
5 out of 5 starsCute pattern! Can't wait to get started on these aprons for Christmas gifts. Easy download. Thanks so much!
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martinmcu on Jul 29, 2023
5 out of 5 starsEasy to follow instructions and my final product looks great!
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Sandra on Jun 21, 2023
5 out of 5 starsThis pattern was super easy to follow and use even for a beginner like me. Instructions were detailed and easy to understand.
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Donna on Jun 19, 2023
5 out of 5 starsPerfect little dress, ideal pattern for a beginner and upwards
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Julia on Apr 6, 2023
5 out of 5 starsThe printing instructions for the pdf pattern were simple and easy to follow, and the apron itself sewed up beautifully!
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Julie on Apr 1, 2023
5 out of 5 starsI wanted a large, wooden, authentic looking Ouija planchette necklace to wear for my upcoming lectures on Spiritualism. This is absolutely perfect! It even has William Fuld's name on it <3 love it!
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Mesha on Mar 28, 2023
5 out of 5 starsThis is my third one of these. I love this necklace so much. I gifted one to a friend and one broke (my fault entirely) and I had to come back and try to find another one asap. Worth every penny. I ADORE this shop.
About smarmyclothes
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No need to worry... Ghost, the Postmaster General, keeps a wary eye on the comings & goings of the Smarmy shipping dept.
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Beware the wall of fabric. Avalanches may happen at any time.
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The sketch...
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The finished product.
Rad clothing for dudettes who want to stand out in a crowd. Embrace your inner circus freak.
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Lex
Owner, Maker, Designer
Howdy, I'm Lex! When I'm not eating lots of food or making a mess, I juggle the designing, pattern making, sewing, photographing, web design, and everything else in between here at SmarmyClothes.
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