SmartSassery

Sarcastic Gifts & Stationery

| Kansas City, Missouri

Star Seller.

This seller has a history of 5-star reviews, shipping on time, and replying quickly when they got any messages.

Announcement    *This shop is rated PG-13 for strong language.

Thank you so much for stopping in to visit! FREE shipping when you spend $35 or more to the main United States.

All shop items are handmade in the US.

**10% off coupon for signing up for emails sassy.rbf.wtf/hello**

COVID UPDATE: Due to delays caused by the current pandemic, all of my estimated shipping times are set to TWO WEEKS. Please be aware THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE ANY POSTAL DELAYS you might be experiencing in your local area.

That being said, I have still been able to deliver the majority of orders in my typical 7 day turn around. I just would rather you be surprised in the speed than upset that it might have become delayed. Thank you so much for your support and understanding.

Would you like to keep up with all things shop related? I'm @SmartSassery on all the social media I use. I have a blog at rbf.wtf. If you'd like to get to know the woman behind the shop. You can also sign up for emails at sassy.rbf.wtf/hello. With the state of social algorithms, email is the way.

These are only some of my designs. All of my fandom-related items can be found on my website. Along with even more products like clothing, notebooks, mugs, and bulk order/wholesale options!!

All items are made to order so they are created just for you. The average turnaround time for physical items is 10 business days. Digital items are available as soon as your payment clears. Digital customized items turn around time is 7 business days. Please see my website for a more detailed explanation of these times. You can also pay with crypto on my website.

Announcement

Last updated on Sep 17, 2021

*This shop is rated PG-13 for strong language.

Thank you so much for stopping in to visit! FREE shipping when you spend $35 or more to the main United States.

All shop items are handmade in the US.

**10% off coupon for signing up for emails sassy.rbf.wtf/hello**

COVID UPDATE: Due to delays caused by the current pandemic, all of my estimated shipping times are set to TWO WEEKS. Please be aware THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE ANY POSTAL DELAYS you might be experiencing in your local area.

That being said, I have still been able to deliver the majority of orders in my typical 7 day turn around. I just would rather you be surprised in the speed than upset that it might have become delayed. Thank you so much for your support and understanding.

Would you like to keep up with all things shop related? I'm @SmartSassery on all the social media I use. I have a blog at rbf.wtf. If you'd like to get to know the woman behind the shop. You can also sign up for emails at sassy.rbf.wtf/hello. With the state of social algorithms, email is the way.

These are only some of my designs. All of my fandom-related items can be found on my website. Along with even more products like clothing, notebooks, mugs, and bulk order/wholesale options!!

All items are made to order so they are created just for you. The average turnaround time for physical items is 10 business days. Digital items are available as soon as your payment clears. Digital customized items turn around time is 7 business days. Please see my website for a more detailed explanation of these times. You can also pay with crypto on my website.

Items

 
Indica Leigh

Contact shop owner

Indica Leigh

Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(82)
See reviews that mention:
Quality 4 Shipping 6 Customer service 6

About SmartSassery

Sales 289
On Etsy since 2017

I love laughing!! Sometimes it's at inappropriate things.

I am a self taught graphic designer, that doesn't seem to fit any of the molds that I've tried on. There have been lots, trust me. I began to just live life as I thought it should be lived and have found it to be quite entertaining. I have also found that there are a lot of you out there just like me, and I love it!

I love creating. All the things. Seriously. I have managed to focus my shop to just a few things though, gifts and stationery. (lol Those aren't even things they are categories!) Ok so more specifically; note cards, post cards, prints, bookmarks, planners, and planner stickers. I offer a small selection of the items I make here on Etsy. This shop has been built to help people find the treasures I make. My entire shop can be found on my website rbf.wtf.

Have you ever found yourself staring blankly at the rows of greeting cards in a store, not being able to find exactly what you want to say? Or have you found yourself laughing at things that others scolded you for? SO HAVE I! My friends always ask me for funny cards, or a sarcastic card that fits their specific needs. I have to be honest, I have a great time creating them. That's what gave me the idea to start my little line of cards. I wanted to offer my designs to you as well. I hope you enjoy them as much as we do. Please try not to spit your coffee on your screen while reading. That would be a serious waste of coffee!

Shop members

  • Indica Leigh

    Owner, Designer, Marketer

    I'm not a tomboy, but not a girly girl either. I want to get my nails done... but I like setting shit on fire too. Also playing in the dirt. I cuss like a sailor and laugh at inappropriate things. I also have the BIGGEST kindest heart ever. <3

Shop policies

More information

Last updated on Feb 3, 2021
Frequently asked questions
When will I get my order?

Typical turn around time is 7 - 10 business days to ship. Please message me if you need your items sooner and we can work something out. Rush orders are available upon request via custom orders, rush fees apply. Sometimes this option is not available when the shop is extremely busy.


Digital items are delivered as soon as the payment is processed.

Is shipping free?

Shipping is free on many large items, and free on all items with purchases of $35 or more. All free shipping orders ship with USPS First Class Mail only to the US main 48.

Where can I see what customers are saying?

You can find reviews to my shop in a couple of different places. You can find a collection of reviews here on Etsy, on my Google Maps listing, and on my website, smartsassery.rbf.wtf

You can also check out my Instagram (@SmartSassery) for reviews. You will find them in my tagged images as well as a shop love highlight located on my profile.

If you share your purchase, make sure to tag me so I can feature you!

Do you have more products?

Absolutely I do! I have fandom items, partnered production, custom, bulk, and wholesale options on my website.

What do I need to print your digital items?

My digital items are set up so that anyone can use them no matter the setup they have available to them. You can print any of my items at home or have them professionally printed for you. I also offer printing services please feel free to message me.

How do you package your items?

I am a UPS certified shipping specialist. No really, I am. All of my stationery is shipped in stay flat non machinable envelopes wrapped in cellophane and protected with backing board. The envelopes are then placed in a weather resistant bag and sealed. My medium size items are places in boxes and shipped in waterproof bubble wrap packages. My larger items are shipped in boxes. Crochet items are shipped in weather resistant bags.

All of my packaging is recyclable with the exception of the cellophane, it is biodegradable. Please to the green thing.

It's just a sticker or a card can't you ship it cheaper?

I truly wish I could, but no, I cannot. I do apologize. I really do.

I cannot just put stamps on your item and ship it out. All of my items are non-machinable. This means they cannot be ran through the machines USPS puts mail through to automatically sort it. This makes every shipment a parcel, and not a letter. Every parcel starts at $4.71 to ship. This gives you tracking and keeps the machines at USPS from eating your purchases. The other twenty-nine cents is applied to packaging. Which also exceeds this allotment.

* International shipping rates are higher.

Allergy Warnings

The items from this small business home are always smoke free. However this is a pet friendly home. A service dog lives here. We also really believe in green living and use some cleaning tools that are made from walnut or coconut nut shells. These are used to sanitize work surfaces.