Smirkantile

Funny Cards, Humorous Mugs, Clever Inappropriate Gifts

Traverse City, Michigan | 35 Sales

Smirkantile

Funny Cards, Humorous Mugs, Clever Inappropriate Gifts

Traverse City, Michigan 35 Sales On Etsy since 2017

5 out of 5 stars (2)

Announcement   Original Funny Greeting Cards & Humorous Mugs. Christmas Cards, Birthday Cards, Encouragement Cards & Inappropriate Gifts. ** 2018 HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES:

NO LONGER SHIPPING FOR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY.

U.S. SHIPMENTS:
MUGS: Order by December 11, Tuesday.
CARDS: Order by December 13, Thursday.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPMENTS:
No Longer Shipping for Christmas Delivery.

Orders received by these dates will be mailed according to recommended USPS Holiday Shipping Guidelines for pre-Christmas delivery. However, this does not necessarily guarantee pre-Christmas arrival.

Items are shipped via FEDEX Ground, USPS Priority or First Class Mail.
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****Orders placed after these dates are welcome but are not likely to make holiday delivery.

Funny, snarky Mugs and typographic, hand lettered Greeting Card designs by Michael Jon Watt.

Visit my other Etsy Shop: TransitDesign
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TransitDesign

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Last updated on Dec 16, 2018

Original Funny Greeting Cards & Humorous Mugs. Christmas Cards, Birthday Cards, Encouragement Cards & Inappropriate Gifts. ** 2018 HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES:

NO LONGER SHIPPING FOR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY.

U.S. SHIPMENTS:
MUGS: Order by December 11, Tuesday.
CARDS: Order by December 13, Thursday.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPMENTS:
No Longer Shipping for Christmas Delivery.

Orders received by these dates will be mailed according to recommended USPS Holiday Shipping Guidelines for pre-Christmas delivery. However, this does not necessarily guarantee pre-Christmas arrival.

Items are shipped via FEDEX Ground, USPS Priority or First Class Mail.
_________________________________________

****Orders placed after these dates are welcome but are not likely to make holiday delivery.

Funny, snarky Mugs and typographic, hand lettered Greeting Card designs by Michael Jon Watt.

Visit my other Etsy Shop: TransitDesign
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TransitDesign

Michael Jon Watt

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About

Laughing 'Til You Pee.

We all have that story: The time you and your friends got to laughing so hard that one of you peed your pants. For me, it was with three friends standing in front of the ice cream freezer at a local supermarket. It was late at night, we've known each other since high school and we hadn't seen each other for more than a year. We were telling jokes and reminiscing. The next thing we knew, we were clutching ourselves, trying to keep snot from running down our faces, laughing about who-knows-what – and then one of us peed. And there was no going back.

These are the moments that we love and remember most. Friendships. Family. Laughter.

I built Smirkantile around that idea – little gifts that make us laugh, or smirk. Sometimes inappropriate. Always funny. Mementos to celebrate our lives together. After all, who doesn't need a bit of levity these days?

Shop members

  • Michael Jon Watt

    Owner, Designer

    I love to laugh and play with words. Smirkantile was created for smiles. I'm a freelance graphic designer with clients across North America. I also own TransitDesign here on Etsy, where I sell personalized subway art and home decor.

  • Cooper

    Assistant

    Cooper personally inspects and approves each design with 2 paws up.

Production partners

  • US Print Shop

    United States

    My greeting cards are professionally printed by a U.S. print shop. Each card is printed on sturdy uncoated paper and packaged in a cello sleeve with envelope - or boxed if needed. My designs are not mass-produced and each item is made to order just for you.

  • Printing Partner

    United States

    My mugs are printed and fulfilled in the U.S. by my printing partner. Each item is made to order just for you and shipped in a secure package.

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