Smirkantile
Traverse City, Michigan |
Smirkantile
Funny Cards, Humorous Mugs, Clever Inappropriate GiftsTraverse City, Michigan 41 Sales On Etsy since 2017
4 out of 5 stars
FUNNY Valentines Card for High Maintenance Friend, Snarky Valentines Day Best Friend Card, Card for Sister, Gay Friend, Card for Her. V506
$4.75
I ADORE YOU Valentines Card for Her, Valentines Day Card for Him Card for Husband, I Love You Card for Wife, Love Card, Boyfriend Card. V505
$4.75
CHOOSE ANY 5 Cards - Funny Cards, Birthday Cards, Christmas Cards, Greeting Cards, Humorous Cards, Empathy Cards for Friends and Family.
$18.99
I ADORE YOU Mug, Valentines Day Mug, Valentine Gift for Mom, I Love You Gift for Wife, Coffee Lover Gift, Ceramic Mug, Coffee Cup. 2090
$14.95
Announcement
NEW DESIGNS COMING FOR 2019! *** Original Funny Greeting Cards, Funny Mugs, and Humorous Gifts. Including Valentines Cards, Birthday Cards, Encouragement Cards, Empathy Cards, Mothers Day Cards, Fathers Day Cards, Christmas Cards, and Snarky Cards for Friends & Family.
Also Funny Mugs for Mom, Dad, Husband, Wife, Family, Friends and Coworkers. Snarky Coffee Mugs and Inappropriate Gifts that will make you smile.
Typographic and hand lettered greeting card and mug designs by Michael Jon Watt.
Visit my other Etsy Shop: TransitDesign
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TransitDesign
Announcement
NEW DESIGNS COMING FOR 2019! *** Original Funny Greeting Cards, Funny Mugs, and Humorous Gifts. Including Valentines Cards, Birthday Cards, Encouragement Cards, Empathy Cards, Mothers Day Cards, Fathers Day Cards, Christmas Cards, and Snarky Cards for Friends & Family.
Also Funny Mugs for Mom, Dad, Husband, Wife, Family, Friends and Coworkers. Snarky Coffee Mugs and Inappropriate Gifts that will make you smile.
Typographic and hand lettered greeting card and mug designs by Michael Jon Watt.
Visit my other Etsy Shop: TransitDesign
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TransitDesign
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FUNNY Valentine Card , I Love You to the Moon Valentines Day Card, Love Card, Card for Daughter, Card for Son, Colorful Card for Mom. V508
$4.75
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LOVE IS Love Valentines Card, LGBT Valentines Card, Gay Valentines, Love Card, Card for Gay Friend, Gay Couple. V507
$4.75
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VALENTINES Card for Him, Anniversary Card for Her, Card for Husband, Card for Wife, Your Love is the Best, Love Card, Boyfriend Card. V504
$4.75
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I ADORE YOU Valentines Card for Her, Valentines Day Card for Him Card for Husband, I Love You Card for Wife, Love Card, Boyfriend Card. V505
$4.75
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I ADORE YOU Mug, Valentines Day Mug, Valentine Gift for Mom, I Love You Gift for Wife, Coffee Lover Gift, Ceramic Mug, Coffee Cup. 2090
$14.95
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FUNNY Valentines Card for High Maintenance Friend, Snarky Valentines Day Best Friend Card, Card for Sister, Gay Friend, Card for Her. V506
$4.75
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SYMPATHY Card, Empathy Card, Encouragement Card, Grief Card, Divorce Card, Thinking of You Card for Friend, Friendship Card. E102
$4.75
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LOVE Is Love LGBT Card, Gay Friendship Card, Gay Wedding, Gay Friend, Rainbow Greeting Card, Love Card, Blank Notecard. M601
$4.75
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Funny Friendship Card, Humorous Best Girlfriend Card, Funny Card for Friend, Blank Card, Card for Her, Card from Her. F205
$4.75
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CHOOSE ANY 5 Cards - Funny Cards, Birthday Cards, Christmas Cards, Greeting Cards, Humorous Cards, Empathy Cards for Friends and Family.
$18.99
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FUNNY Break Up Card, Funny Card for Boyfriend, Snarky Card for Girlfriend, Anniversary Card, Valentines, Sarcastic Card, Greeting Card V503
$4.75
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FUNNY Gay Best Friend Card, Valentines Day Card, LGBT Card, Funny Friendship Card, Love Card for Gay Friend, Snarky Greeting Card. V502
$4.75
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FUNNY Valentines Day Card, LGBT Valentines Card, Funny Gay Card, Soulmate, Love Card for Straight Friend, Snarky Greeting Card. V501
$4.75
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FUNNY Like A Mother To Me Card for Her, Like A Mom Card for Friend, Snarky Card, Humorous Friendship Card, Funny Friend. F202
$4.75
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Funny Birthday Card for Friend, Snarky Card, Humorous Card for Dad, Card for Him. B201
$4.75
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F*ck This Sh*t Funny Greeting Card. Humorous Encouragement Card for Friend. I'm Here for You. Hilarious Card. Encouraging Words. E101
$4.75
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FUNNY Card for Him, Like A Brother To Me, Card From Her, Card for Best Friend, Snarky Card, Humorous Friendship Card, Funny Friend. F203
$4.75
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FUNNY Like A Sister Card for Best Girlfriend, Card for Best Friend, Snarky Card, Humorous Sister, Funny Friend. F201
$4.75
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Funny Mug, Friendship Mug, Best Friend Gift, Funny Sayings, Witty Mug, Coffee Cup, Funny Friend Gift, Gift For Her. Ceramic Mug (2074)
$14.95
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Thoughtful Gift, Friend Gift, Friendship Mug, Encouragement Gift, Funny Mugs, Encouraging Words, Gift for Friend, Ceramic Mug (2076)
$14.95
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Funny Dad Mug, Father’s Day Gift, Coffee Cup, Funny Mugs, Funny Sayings, Gifts for Dad, Dad Birthday Gift, Inappropriate Gift for Him (2088)
$14.95
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Funny Cat Mug, Cat Mom Gift, Cat Dad Gift, Funny Coffee Mug, Pet Lover Gift for Her, Cat Lover Gift, Coworker Mug, Ceramic Coffee Cup (P105)
$14.95
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Funny Dog Mug, Dog Dad Gift, Dog Mom Gift, Funny Coffee Mug, Pet Lover Gift for Him, Cat Lover Gift, Coworker Mug, Ceramic Coffee Cup (P106)
$14.95
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PERSONALIZED Dog Mom Mug, Dog Lover, Gift for Her, Personalized Pet Name, Custom Dog Mug, Coffee Cup, Tea Mug. P102
$16.95
Reviews
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Katie on Jan 3, 2019
2 out of 5 starsPurchased on 12/10 and didn't arrive until 12/27 - really missed the mark as a Christmas card and super disappointing given the almost $8.00 price tag for a simple card.
Michael Jon responded on Jan 9, 2019
I’m sorry you had this experience. Customer service is very important to me. My tracking shows that your order was shipped on December 14 and delivered on December 24. Unfortunately, any delay was out of my control and is the responsibility of the Post Office. I have gone ahead and issued you a discount on your next purchase, as a sign of good faith.
About
Laughing 'Til You Pee.
We all have that story: The time you and your friends got to laughing so hard that one of you peed your pants. For me, it was with three friends standing in front of the ice cream freezer at a local supermarket. It was late at night, we've known each other since high school and we hadn't seen each other for more than a year. We were telling jokes and reminiscing. The next thing we knew, we were clutching ourselves, trying to keep snot from running down our faces, laughing about who-knows-what – and then one of us peed. And there was no going back.
These are the moments that we love and remember most. Friendships. Family. Laughter.
I built Smirkantile around that idea – little gifts that make us laugh, or smirk. Sometimes inappropriate. Always funny. Mementos to celebrate our lives together. After all, who doesn't need a bit of levity these days?
Shop members
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Michael Jon Watt
Owner, Designer
I love to laugh and play with words. Smirkantile was created for smiles. I'm a freelance graphic designer with clients across North America. I also own TransitDesign here on Etsy, where I sell personalized subway art and home decor.
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Cooper
Assistant
Cooper personally inspects and approves each design with 2 paws up.
Production partners
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US Print Shop
United States
My greeting cards are professionally printed by a U.S. print shop. Each card is printed on sturdy uncoated paper and packaged in a cello sleeve with envelope - or boxed if needed. My designs are not mass-produced and each item is made to order just for you.
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Printing Partner
United States
My mugs are printed and fulfilled in the U.S. by my printing partner. Each item is made to order just for you and shipped in a secure package.
Shop policies
Shipping
Payment options
Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
I don't accept cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for: