Smirkantile
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A buyer bought a gift from this shop and gave it a 5-star review!
Announcement
Unique and Funny Greeting Cards, Inappropriate Mugs, and Humorous Gifts designed by Michael Jon Watt.
Smirkantile creates: Birthday Cards, Encouragement Cards, Empathy Cards, Mother's Day Cards, Father's Day Cards, Christmas Cards, Valentine’s Day Cards, Wedding Cards, New Baby Cards – and other snarky gifts for your friends, family, and coworkers.
We also have funny mugs and irreverent gifts for your family and friends. Cards for mom, dad, husband, wife, family, boyfriend, girlfriend or coworkers. Sentiments that will make you giggle. Thoughts that will make you smirk.
Visit my other Etsy Shop:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TransitDesign
TransitDesign
Featuring Subway Art, Vintage Posters and Farmhouse Signs.
Announcement
Unique and Funny Greeting Cards, Inappropriate Mugs, and Humorous Gifts designed by Michael Jon Watt.
Smirkantile creates: Birthday Cards, Encouragement Cards, Empathy Cards, Mother's Day Cards, Father's Day Cards, Christmas Cards, Valentine’s Day Cards, Wedding Cards, New Baby Cards – and other snarky gifts for your friends, family, and coworkers.
We also have funny mugs and irreverent gifts for your family and friends. Cards for mom, dad, husband, wife, family, boyfriend, girlfriend or coworkers. Sentiments that will make you giggle. Thoughts that will make you smirk.
Visit my other Etsy Shop:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TransitDesign
TransitDesign
Featuring Subway Art, Vintage Posters and Farmhouse Signs.
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desantis77 on May 17, 2021
5 out of 5 starsI love it. I've got a friend going through some shit. I hope it makes her smile.
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Casey on Jul 22, 2021
5 out of 5 starsBought this as a gift to myself from my parents. I think my brother will love it!
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Deborah on Jun 30, 2021
5 out of 5 starsThis card is too beautiful to give away so I may have to order another one! The quality and design is perfect!
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Carrie on Mar 6, 2021
5 out of 5 starsThe perfect card for my socially distant partner in crime. Thank you!
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Updates
About Smirkantile
Laughing 'Til You Pee.
We all have that story: The time you and your friends got to laughing so hard that one of you peed your pants. For me, it was with three friends standing in front of the ice cream freezer at a local supermarket. It was late at night, we've known each other since high school and we hadn't seen each other for more than a year. We were telling jokes and reminiscing. The next thing we knew, we were clutching ourselves, trying to keep snot from running down our faces, laughing about who-knows-what – and then one of us peed. And there was no going back.
These are the moments that we love and remember most. Friendships. Family. Laughter.
I built Smirkantile around that idea – little gifts that make us laugh, or smirk. Sometimes inappropriate. Always funny. Mementos to celebrate our lives together. After all, who doesn't need a bit of levity these days?
Shop members
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Michael Jon Watt
Owner, Designer
I love to laugh and play with words. Smirkantile was created for smiles. I'm a freelance graphic designer with clients across North America. I also own TransitDesign here on Etsy, where I sell personalized subway art and home decor.
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Cooper
Assistant
Cooper personally inspects and approves each design with 2 paws up.
Production partners
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Printing Partner
NY, United States
My mugs are printed and fulfilled in the U.S. by my printing partner. Each item is made to order just for you and shipped in a secure package.
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Printing Partner
United States
My mugs are printed and fulfilled in the U.S. by my printing partner. Each item is made to order just for you and shipped in a secure package.
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US Print Shop
United States
My greeting cards are professionally printed here in the United States. Cards are printed on sturdy uncoated paper and packaged in a cello sleeve with envelope - or boxed if needed. My designs are not mass-produced and each item is made to order just for you.
Shop policies
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Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
I don't accept cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
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Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for: