Smirkantile

Funny Cards, Empathy Cards, Humorous Mugs, Snarky Gifts

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Announcement    ***NEW CARDS JUST ADDED!*** Funny, sarcastic and irreverent Greeting Cards, Empathy Cards, Humorous Mugs and Gifts created by Michael Jon Watt.

I design funny Birthday Cards, thoughtful Empathy and Encouragement Cards, and notes for every occasion, including: Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, Weddings, New Babies, and Just Thinking of You!

I also make funny mugs and irreverent gifts for your family and friends. Cards for mom, dad, husband, wife, best friend, family, boyfriend, girlfriend or coworkers. Sentiments that will make you giggle. Thoughts that will make you smirk.

Visit Transit Design, my other Etsy Shop:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TransitDesign

TransitDesign
Subway Art | Posters & Prints | Custom Pet Portraits | Farmhouse Decor

Announcement

Last updated on May 3, 2022

***NEW CARDS JUST ADDED!*** Funny, sarcastic and irreverent Greeting Cards, Empathy Cards, Humorous Mugs and Gifts created by Michael Jon Watt.

I design funny Birthday Cards, thoughtful Empathy and Encouragement Cards, and notes for every occasion, including: Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, Weddings, New Babies, and Just Thinking of You!

I also make funny mugs and irreverent gifts for your family and friends. Cards for mom, dad, husband, wife, best friend, family, boyfriend, girlfriend or coworkers. Sentiments that will make you giggle. Thoughts that will make you smirk.

Visit Transit Design, my other Etsy Shop:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TransitDesign

TransitDesign
Subway Art | Posters & Prints | Custom Pet Portraits | Farmhouse Decor

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About Smirkantile

Sales 566
On Etsy since 2017

Laughing 'Til You Pee.

We all have that story: The time you and your friends got to laughing so hard that one of you peed your pants. For me, it was with three friends standing in front of the ice cream freezer at a local supermarket. It was late at night, we've known each other since high school and we hadn't seen each other for more than a year. We were telling jokes and reminiscing. The next thing we knew, we were clutching ourselves, trying to keep snot from running down our faces, laughing about who-knows-what – and then one of us peed. And there was no going back.

These are the moments that we love and remember most. Friendships. Family. Laughter.

I built Smirkantile around that idea – little gifts that make us laugh, or smirk. Sometimes inappropriate. Always funny. Mementos to celebrate our lives together. After all, who doesn't need a bit of levity these days?

Shop members

  • Michael Jon Watt

    Owner, Designer

    I love to laugh and play with words. Smirkantile was created for smiles. I'm a freelance graphic designer with clients across North America. I also own TransitDesign here on Etsy, where I sell personalized subway art and home decor.

  • Cooper

    Assistant

    Cooper personally inspects and approves each design with 2 paws up.

Production partners

  • Printing Partner

    NY, United States

    My mugs are printed and fulfilled in the U.S. by my printing partner. Each item is made to order just for you and shipped in a secure package.

  • Printing Partner

    United States

    My mugs are printed and fulfilled in the U.S. by my printing partner. Each item is made to order just for you and shipped in a secure package.

  • US Print Shop

    United States

    My greeting cards are professionally printed here in the United States. Cards are printed on sturdy uncoated paper and packaged in a cello sleeve with envelope - or boxed if needed. My designs are not mass-produced and each item is made to order just for you.

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