snarkycards' Shop Announcement

My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards. I've made and sold 69,916 cards in the last 8 years. I sell them on etsy and in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Like a slutty cigarette girl. You can buy my cards in any one of the 25 stores that carry them. Or, from me, in person, in Seattle. I mostly sell on Capitol Hill. Check out my website to find a store near you, or to read more of my writing.
PS I like to do special projects. I can paint or type you something special if you want me to!

This shop accepts Etsy Gift Cards.