snarkycards

Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards!

Seattle, Washington

Buyers are raving!

This shop got multiple 5-star reviews in the past 7 days.

Announcement    I'm Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards. I've made and sold 102,319 cards in the last 14 years. I sell them to stores, online and in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Like a cigarette girl. I'm always excited to do business with a new store, or make something custom for your weird, unique life.
Let me help you say what you really, really mean.
Love,
Alisa

Announcement

Last updated on Nov 7, 2019

I'm Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards. I've made and sold 102,319 cards in the last 14 years. I sell them to stores, online and in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Like a cigarette girl. I'm always excited to do business with a new store, or make something custom for your weird, unique life.
Let me help you say what you really, really mean.
Love,
Alisa

Items

 

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Shut Up Magnet

$6.00

Spinster Stuff

$1.00

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Alisa Starr

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5 out of 5 stars
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Quality 12 Shipping 46 Customer service 22

About snarkycards

Sales 2,145
On Etsy since 2007

Alisa Starr and Snarky Cards

In 2006, I needed a birthday present for my sister. So, I painted some postcards and typed those cards out with my typewriter.
Joy called me and told me "These are awesome! You should sell them!"
I was getting tired of the endless parade of office jobs I'd walked in and out of by then. So, I decided to start making them for a living, and selling them in bars, from a box beneath my boobs, cigarrette-girl style.

It was hard. When I started, they were $1. And it took me 45 minutes to make each card. Thankfully, my friends and family all helped. I accepted food donations. And I raised my prices to $2 each. I got a little faster at making them. And people kept buying them, collecting them, and giving them to their friends, lovers and family.

Over the last 15 years, I've made and sold 100,348 cards.
And I've become welcome in lots of lovely bars. People have called me a fixture in Oakland, San Francisco, Portland and Seattle.

Married couples tell me I helped them hook up. Friends and customers have pointed and children and said "Your cards did that." Single girls tell me "He gave me one of your cards after our second date. And he gave me cards when I moved in. And after we'd have a fight. And then I gave him a Snarky Card to dump him. And my best friend gave me a card to comfort me, after we'd broken up."

My cards have helped people through their divorces, break-ups, best friendships, hook-ups, fights, make-ups, new baby's, drinking problems and all kinds of creepy shades of love.

I'm glad that I get to help people say what they mean to each other. I hope I get to keep doing that. Until the entire world just says what they mean, all the fucking time.
Mewahahahahaha!!!
(Evil Laugh)
Love,
Alisa

Shop members

  • Alisa Starr

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Princess Of Snarky Cards! I Make 'em, And Sell Them In Bars From A Box That Hangs Beneath My Boobs

    I'm 33. I've been making and selling Snarky Cards for 5 years. I have sold 50,495 cards so far. I love that being a loud-mouthed bitch who can identify stranger's problems, and get people to tell her sexy stories is an asset.

Production partners

  • Customized Girl

    NY, United States

    They print the undies for me after I create the designs

  • RedBubble

    San Francisco, CA

    They produce the goods and I create the designs.

  • Sticker Mule

    United States

    They take my original designs and send me wonderful renditions of them as magnets and stickers.

  • Super-Friends Save The World

    Seattle, WA

    They market my ideas.

  • Tabs To Go

    Seattle, WA

    Dan is a local printer who works with other artists and venues. He worked hard to find the good paper, cardstock which will retain the image, but wouldn't stick together, and would hold up to being typewritten on. I think of him as my collaborator.

  • The Color Group

    Seattle, WA

    They print all of the work I create on paper.

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