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Snarky Cards will help you with all the grey moments in your life. The weird shit that's hard to say.
If you don't see what you need here: message me.
I love making custom cards.
Just tell me what they did to you, and I'll write it up.
Listen to my podcast at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPowLMJey7SRhKvd5m_3l1A
I wish you many, many orgasms.
Sincerely,
Alisa
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Tyler on Jul 24, 2022
5 out of 5 starsLike her her work is amazing and if her cards don’t get ya laid it’s you not the card haha❤️
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Micole on Dec 29, 2021
5 out of 5 starsCustomer service with Alisa is the BEST. She is forthcoming with any problems - and she got sick so there were problems!! But she was always ahead of my expectations and very fun to work with, while also getting my order exactly right, in spite of illness. The cards are hilarious and the card stock and ink she uses are good quality. Her sense of humor is the best and I will be a repeat customer for sure!
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Alix on Nov 17, 2021
5 out of 5 starsAlisa has been a favorite artist of mine for YEARS now. The cards are always super fun and well received by friends. Having good quality paper to print the cards out on is helpful.
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Ariel on Nov 9, 2021
5 out of 5 starsOnce again, you have made an amazing calendar!! I truly enjoy all your stuff!!
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calluna982122 on Oct 7, 2021
5 out of 5 starsFantasticly wonderful calendar! Replaced a stupid chore chart. We are far more motivated by snarky-love. The calendar layout is excellent. The notes section is really useful and the squares are still plenty large enough for comments. I appreciate the 'official' and 'unofficial' holiday day inclusions. Thanks for a great piece of art from a local artist!
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Diana on Aug 23, 2021
5 out of 5 starsLove these cards! They are hilarious and amazing. I had a question about shipping and Alisa was really responsive and helpful. Fully satisfied and happy.
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About snarkycards
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Sometimes I do craft shows, where I bring my typewriter and write custom cards. It's fun.
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This is me, selling at 22 doors. Which is a bar. On Capitol Hill, Seattle
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This is me, selling at Quinn's
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girls at the bar, getting their Snarky Card on.
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customers laughing at my cards at the bar
Alisa Starr and Snarky Cards
Shop members
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Alisa Starr
Owner, Maker, Designer, Princess Of Snarky Cards! I Make 'em, And Sell Them In Bars From A Box That Hangs Beneath My Boobs
I'm 33. I've been making and selling Snarky Cards for 5 years. I have sold 50,495 cards so far. I love that being a loud-mouthed bitch who can identify stranger's problems, and get people to tell her sexy stories is an asset.
Production partners
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Customized Girl
NY, United States
They print the undies for me after I create the designs
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RedBubble
San Francisco, CA
They produce the goods and I create the designs.
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Sticker Mule
United States
They take my original designs and send me wonderful renditions of them as magnets and stickers.
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Super-Friends Save The World
Seattle, WA
They market my ideas.
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Tabs To Go
Seattle, WA
Dan is a local printer who works with other artists and venues. He worked hard to find the good paper, cardstock which will retain the image, but wouldn't stick together, and would hold up to being typewritten on. I think of him as my collaborator.
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The Color Group
Seattle, WA
They print all of the work I create on paper.
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Cancellations: not accepted
Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.