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About Sophiethesaurus

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On Etsy since 2018

First I was a spy,

The best kind of spy is an honest, out-in-the-open spy, and that’s what I was. After that, I was a nomad. I was also a fox. I tried to be a pig, but I couldn't find any mud to roll in and I just can't stomach things like banana peels or apple cores. I wanted to be a hobo, and I still do, but I want to be the kind of hobo who lives in a house and has a job. I need to get rich so I can bail my friends out of jail when they go there. My ambition now can be summarized in the form of a poem.

The sun is scary big.
She puts her love in figs,
And warms the mud for pigs.
That’s how I want to live.

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  • Sophie

    Owner, Maker, Everything

    I am 19 and I live in Atlanta. I don't have a religion or a race, but you can imagine me to be whatever you want me to be in order for you to like me. I think you would like me if you knew me. You might be a little confused by me, though.

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