Fun & Funky Paper Goods & Gifts

Seattle, Washington On Etsy since 2016

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Fun & Funky Paper Goods & Gifts

Seattle, Washington | 813 Sales

sparkleyassbitch is taking a short break


Note from shop owner ON HIATUS: Taking a much needed mental break to catch up on other aspects of life and taking care of mental health - all order placed before then will be shipped by 7/17. If there any issues with an order however please contact me.

Note from shop owner

Last updated on Jul 17, 2019

ON HIATUS: Taking a much needed mental break to catch up on other aspects of life and taking care of mental health - all order placed before then will be shipped by 7/17. If there any issues with an order however please contact me.


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About sparkleyassbitch

Sales 813
On Etsy since 2016

Design, Rinse, Repeat.

Opening this Etsy shop, filled with my drawings, art and creations, has been a dream of mine for the last 4 years and the only thing that was stopping me was my fear. I was afraid of failing, afraid of the criticism on my art and afraid that I wouldn't be able to handle either. But with baby steps, I started sharing my art more and more and finally I started drawing my own webcomic. From there, I went on to have the guts to open my Etsy store and then from there, I'm sharing my writing and humor with the blog that I run!

I love creating and writing. I have my mini muse olivia who inspires me and brings be joy which is where so much of my motivation to draw comes from. Everything in the shop (except for the vintage jewelry because I LOVE vintage jewelry) has been drawn, designed and made by me. I try to create pieces that I would wear and have in my house myself (in fact, some of the pieces are in my house!). As you can tell from my illustrations, I love the stark contrast of white and intense black with bursts of color.

Shop members

  • Sophie Aronson

    Owner, Designer, Cat Lady

    Just another animal obsessed artist and writer living in the beautiful city of Seattle. The rain doesn't bother me because it forces me to stay inside and read and draw.

Production partners

  • Enamel Pins

    United Kingdom

    Enamel pin production - all art belongs to Sparkley Ass Bitch.

  • Sticker Printing

    United Kingdom

    Sticker Printing

  • Sticker Printing

    United States

    Sticker printing & cutting

Shop policies

Last updated on November 3, 2017
Welcome and hi!

Thanks for stopping by to check out my illustrations and wares for sale. If you have noticed, I kind of love drawing. Art and illustrating is just the only way I know how to be. I hope you have found something that suits your needs or you just plain love. If you have any questions that have not been answered below, or you would like further clarification, please do not hesitate to reach out to me.

Please read carefully about each item as some are made to order. Certain items may only be listed for a limited time, however, if you've seen a listing in the past and are interested in purchasing it please contact me and I will try to work something out for you.

Don't forget to check out and follow the Sparkley Ass Bitch blog at!

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Mastercard Visa American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 2 days of purchase
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Questions about your order?
Please if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
All items are described as best as possible but sometimes something can be overlooked. All items go through a quality assurance inspection and I do my best to describe any and all flaws if any but I may accidentally miss something in which case, please contact me immediately so that I can rectify it.

I want you to be happy with your purchase. If you need to return an item, please contact me to make arrangements. A return must be shipped back to me within 14 days of receiving the original package. Items need to be returned in the condition in which they were received. SALE items are final sale. Buyer is responsible for return shipping costs. Returns must be shipped with a tracking number AND insurance for both buyer and seller's protection. Once the return is received and confirmed that it is in the original condition it was sold, your refund (minus original shipping cost) will be processed. The same policies apply for international orders but please be aware that international shipping is quite high. If you have any questions, please contact me. Thank you!
Accepted payment methods: credit cards through Etsy's Direct Checkout and Paypal.

Sales tax is charged to WA residents.

If you would like to pay with Bitcoin please contact prior to placing your order so that arrangements could be made.

** International customers: **
International customers are responsible for any taxes / fees / duties / VAT that their country charges for receiving international packages - not the seller. I can not and will not alter the value of any item on customs forms. By purchasing from my shop you agree to these policies.

You can calculate any expected fees using the following website:

Thanks for your understanding.
Please note that all items are made to order. You can expect your order to ship USPS within 1 - 3 days upon completion! :) You'll receive an email as soon as your item is ready to ship! If you need an item sooner, please send me a message and we can figure out express shipping for an additional fee.

** US customers: **
All packages are sent via USPS and include tracking and insurance. You can find your tracking information under Your Account ----> Purchases & Reviews (you'll also receive an email from me/Etsy when your item ships!). Remember to click through to the actual USPS tracking page as the Etsy tracking page doesn't update as often.

** International customers: **
I am happy to ship worldwide! Prices include insurance. I insure all international packages protection against loss. International customers are responsible for any taxes / fees / duties / VAT that their country charges for receiving international packages. Sparkley Ass Bitch will not alter customs forms information to avoid any duty fees, to do so is illegal.

Tracking is not always available for international packages. Orders may take awhile to arrive due to your country's customs procedures and international shipping delays. Expect shipping to take anywhere from 2 - 6 weeks (counting business days only, not holidays or weekends). All international shipments are insured against loss and damage (except countries listed below) - this cost is included in the shipping fee.

Some countries take longer with shipping so its best to be as patient as possible. An insurance claim cannot be filed until 60 days has passed since the item was shipped. If for some reason your package doesn't arrive within 30 days, please contact me and we'll work on a solution regarding the insurance and a refund to you.

Insurance is not available for packages being shipped to any country that is or may become embargoed by the United States or United Nations as sanctioned by the Office of Foreign Asset Control (OFAC). For more information please visit

** Refunds for shipping overages **
Occasionally, shipping will cost a little less than calculated (especially for those of you who also live in or near Colorado like me!). I always refund my customers shipping overages exceeding $1.00.
Additional policies and FAQs

When dealing with any adhesives that may come in contact with the skin, allergic reactions may occur in which Sparkley Ass Bitch is not responsible for. Buyer assumes all responsibility for the safe use of this product.

Multiple orders will be combined into one package. If you would like each temporary tattoo in your order to be packaged individually, please include a note during checkout.