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Eu faço essas coisas.
I make these things.
Eu sou um designer gráfico autônomo, cartunista e escritor, e um gritador de músicas no porão. Moro no oeste de Massachusetts com um gato e um cachorro.
Profissionalmente, sou designer gráfico, ilustrador e animador de After Effects. Eu gosto de limpo, liso e ousado. Trabalho sob o nome de Design Padrão.
Subprofissionalmente, que tenho certeza que é uma palavra, sou um escritor, um cartunista, e um criador de arte. Publiquei um livro de quadrinhos e escrita chamado Everything You Didn't Ask For, um livro de ensaios (engraçados?) chamado One More Cup Of Coffee, e um romance ilustrado chamado Broken Lines.
Não profissionalmente, escrevo canções de rock no duo de bateria e guitarra The Demographic. Eu tive uma música no Car Talk uma vez. Eu desemei cinco álbuns. Eu estava em um vídeo pixies uma vez. À medida que envelheci, mantive um apreço pelo Iron Maiden. Considere profundamente comprar uma das minhas coisas de arte de alta qualidade.
I am a self-employed graphic designer, cartoonist & writer, and a basement song-yeller. I live in western Massachusetts with a cat and a dog.
Professionally, I’m a graphic designer, illustrator, and After Effects animator. I like clean, flat, and bold. I work under the name Standard Design.
Subprofessionally, which I’m pretty sure is a word, I am a writer, a cartoonist, and an art-maker. I have published a book of comics and writing called Everything You Didn’t Ask For, a book of (funny?) essays called One More Cup Of Coffee, and an illustrated novel called Broken Lines.
Unprofessionally, I write rock songs in the drum & guitar duo The Demographic. I had a song on Car Talk once. I’ve released five albums. I was in a PIXIES video once. As I have grown older, I have retained an appreciation for Iron Maiden. Deeply consider purchasing one of my high-quality art thingamajigs.
