Steotch Fine Needleart

Durham, North Carolina On Etsy since 2010


Steotch Fine Needleart

Durham, North Carolina | 7,595 Sales

Announcement    All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at Sorry, no custom orders.


Last updated on Nov 20, 2015

All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at Sorry, no custom orders.

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About steotch

Sales 7,595
On Etsy since 2010

Patient zero in the coming zombie cross stitch apocalypse

You can view our entire portfolio at

Read our interview with CRAFT here:

If you Google Image search the phrase "Dorky White People" we're pretty much the first picture that comes up.

Our samplers have been featured on the front page of many of the web's finest establishments, including BoingBoing, Neatorama, Mashable, Regretsy, the Huffington Post, and the Official Star Wars Blog.

Shop members

  • Emily & Matt Fitzpatrick

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    Emily first learned needlework from her grandmother at a young age, but began Steotch as a distraction from battling cancer (she won). Matt farts around on the web and yells out jokes. They're basically like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of novelty crafts.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 2, 2015
Thanks for visiting Steotch, the Internet's Dankest Cross Stitch

Accepted payment methods

Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
We accept direct Etsy payments as well as PayPal.
All of our physical items are shipped within 2 business days after purchase. Finished samplers and kits will ship USPS Priority to USA destinations, and include insurance and delivery confirmation free of charge. Orders outside the USA will ship International First Class (no insurance or delivery confirmation/tracking). Bottle Aprons will ship with the USPS and are priced based on your zip code. To our International friends: if you don't see your country included on the listing of an item you are considering, drop us a note, and we'll figure out the deets.

Our products are packaged with great care (using environmentally-sustainable or recycled materials), so that they arrive at your home as fine as they are today.