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Announcement All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.
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All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.
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Erin on Jun 13, 2022
5 out of 5 starsGreat pattern, easy to follow. I appreciate the written notes ahead of the pattern itself, it made some things much easier, and even though I goofed in some areas because I may not have been the best reader (oops), the pattern was well enough designed to make up for it.
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rmpremo1 on Jun 29, 2022
5 out of 5 starsI haven't stitched it up yet but the pattern is as pictured. Directions are straightforward and it was easy to download. Eager to create the finished product!
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Jess on Mar 21, 2022
5 out of 5 starsExcellent pattern, I will keep purchasing from this shop with confidence
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Jess on Mar 21, 2022
5 out of 5 starsExcellent pattern, I will keep purchasing from this shop with confidence
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Jess on Jan 29, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThis is the greatest cross-stitch pattern I have ever seen in my entire life
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About steotch
Patient zero in the coming zombie cross stitch apocalypse
You can view our entire portfolio at http://steotch.com.
Read our interview with CRAFT here:
http://makezine.com/craft/subversive_finds_worldwide_ste/
If you Google Image search the phrase "Dorky White People" we're pretty much the first picture that comes up.
Our samplers have been featured on the front page of many of the web's finest establishments, including BoingBoing, Neatorama, Mashable, Regretsy, the Huffington Post, and the Official Star Wars Blog.
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Emily & Matt Fitzpatrick
Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator
Emily first learned needlework from her grandmother at a young age, but began Steotch as a distraction from battling cancer (she won). Matt farts around on the web and yells out jokes. They're basically like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of novelty crafts.
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Our products are packaged with great care (using environmentally-sustainable or recycled materials), so that they arrive at your home as fine as they are today.