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Steotch Fine Needleart

Durham, North Carolina · 4260 Sales

steotch

Steotch Fine Needleart

Durham, North Carolina 4260 Sales On Etsy since 2010

5 out of 5 stars
(924)

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Announcement   All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Last updated on Nov 20, 2015

All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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CONFORM - Instant Pattern
$4.99
CONSUME - Instant Pattern
$4.99
OBEY - Instant Pattern
$4.99
SUBMIT- Instant Pattern
$4.99
Happy Christmas Ornament - Instant Pattern
$4.99
Fresh Nutcracker ornament - Instant Pattern
$4.99
RAGE 5-PACK - Instant Patterns
$20.99
SUBMIT - Ornament Kit
$14.99
CONFORM ornament - Finished
$21.99
SUBMIT ornament - Finished
$21.99
CONSUME - Ornament Kit
$14.99
CONSUME ornament - Finished
$21.99
Happy Christmas KIT
$14.99
Around the World KIT
$14.99
CONFORM - Ornament Kit
$14.99
BUY - Ornament Kit
$14.99
OBEY - Ornament Kit
$14.99
BUY ornament - Finished
$21.99
OBEY ornament - Finished
$21.99
Walken in a Winter Wonderland - KIT
$14.99
Jingle McCringleberry - KIT
$14.99
Fresh Nutcracker KIT
$14.99

Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(924)
PureGuava

PureGuava on Feb 14, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

This was a great pattern for a beginner. Very easy to follow, and with an injection of humour. THANK YOU!

Alicia Grinnell

Alicia Grinnell on Feb 8, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

so good I bought it again

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About

Patient zero in the coming zombie cross stitch apocalypse

You can view our entire portfolio at http://steotch.com.

Read our interview with CRAFT here:
http://makezine.com/craft/subversive_finds_worldwide_ste/

If you Google Image search the phrase "Dorky White People" we're pretty much the first picture that comes up.

Our samplers have been featured on the front page of many of the web's finest establishments, including BoingBoing, Neatorama, Mashable, Regretsy, the Huffington Post, and the Official Star Wars Blog.

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Shop members

  • Emily & Matt Fitzpatrick

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    Emily first learned needlework from her grandmother at a young age, but began Steotch as a distraction from battling cancer (she won). Matt farts around on the web and yells out jokes. They're basically like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of novelty crafts.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 2, 2015
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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
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We accept direct Etsy payments as well as PayPal.
Shipping
All of our physical items are shipped within 2 business days after purchase. Finished samplers and kits will ship USPS Priority to USA destinations, and include insurance and delivery confirmation free of charge. Orders outside the USA will ship International First Class (no insurance or delivery confirmation/tracking). Bottle Aprons will ship with the USPS and are priced based on your zip code. To our International friends: if you don't see your country included on the listing of an item you are considering, drop us a note, and we'll figure out the deets.

Our products are packaged with great care (using environmentally-sustainable or recycled materials), so that they arrive at your home as fine as they are today.