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Steotch Fine Needleart

Durham, North Carolina · 4606 Sales

steotch

Steotch Fine Needleart

Durham, North Carolina 4606 Sales On Etsy since 2010

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(944)

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Announcement   All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Last updated on Nov 20, 2015

All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Ball is Life
Ball is Life
$99.99
Cross Stitch is the New Black
Cross Stitch is the New Black
$199.99
Stitchface
Stitchface
$149.00
Sacrilicious (PDF Pattern)
Sacrilicious (PDF Pattern)
$10.99
Performance and Power - Instant Pattern
Performance and Power - Instant Pattern
$8.99
The Needle of Steel - Instant Pattern
The Needle of Steel - Instant Pattern
$5.99
Family Love Sampler - DIYO KIT
Family Love Sampler - DIYO KIT
$19.99
America Supreme - Instant Pattern
America Supreme - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Smell You Later - Instant Pattern
Smell You Later - Instant Pattern
$8.99
A Cold Day - Instant Pattern
A Cold Day - Instant Pattern
$8.99
A Fair Young LAss - Instant Pattern
A Fair Young LAss - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Sampler from Dimension 35C - KIT
Sampler from Dimension 35C - KIT
$19.99
Crank Dat Sampler - DIYO Kit
Crank Dat Sampler - DIYO Kit
$19.99
Judgment Day - Instant Pattern
Judgment Day - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Have a Nooice Day - Instant Pattern
Have a Nooice Day - Instant Pattern
$5.99
Stitches - Instant Pattern
Stitches - Instant Pattern
$5.99
Cross AF Stitch
Cross AF Stitch
$5.99
Wrong Week - Instant Pattern
Wrong Week - Instant Pattern
$3.99
Stranger Mornings - Instant Pattern
Stranger Mornings - Instant Pattern
$5.99
Barnyard Beats 5: Shawty Chirp - INSTANT PATTERN
Barnyard Beats 5: Shawty Chirp - INSTANT PATTERN
$4.99
Barnyard Beats 2: Happy Chicks - INSTANT PATTERN
Barnyard Beats 2: Happy Chicks - INSTANT PATTERN
$4.99
Kiss the Cook:  Instant Pattern
Kiss the Cook: Instant Pattern
$11.99
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho (PDF Pattern)
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho (PDF Pattern)
$8.99
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Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(944)
infandum

infandum on Jul 24, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Incredibly detailed instructions! Worth it!

infandum

infandum on Jul 24, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Incredibly detailed instructions! Worth it!

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About

Patient zero in the coming zombie cross stitch apocalypse

You can view our entire portfolio at http://steotch.com.

Read our interview with CRAFT here:
http://makezine.com/craft/subversive_finds_worldwide_ste/

If you Google Image search the phrase "Dorky White People" we're pretty much the first picture that comes up.

Our samplers have been featured on the front page of many of the web's finest establishments, including BoingBoing, Neatorama, Mashable, Regretsy, the Huffington Post, and the Official Star Wars Blog.

Shop members

  • Emily & Matt Fitzpatrick

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    Emily first learned needlework from her grandmother at a young age, but began Steotch as a distraction from battling cancer (she won). Matt farts around on the web and yells out jokes. They're basically like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of novelty crafts.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 2, 2015
Thanks for visiting Steotch, the Internet's Dankest Cross Stitch

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  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Payment
We accept direct Etsy payments as well as PayPal.
Shipping
All of our physical items are shipped within 2 business days after purchase. Finished samplers and kits will ship USPS Priority to USA destinations, and include insurance and delivery confirmation free of charge. Orders outside the USA will ship International First Class (no insurance or delivery confirmation/tracking). Bottle Aprons will ship with the USPS and are priced based on your zip code. To our International friends: if you don't see your country included on the listing of an item you are considering, drop us a note, and we'll figure out the deets.

Our products are packaged with great care (using environmentally-sustainable or recycled materials), so that they arrive at your home as fine as they are today.