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Steotch Fine Needleart

Durham, North Carolina · 4317 Sales

steotch

Steotch Fine Needleart

Durham, North Carolina 4317 Sales On Etsy since 2010

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(937)

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Announcement   All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Last updated on Nov 20, 2015

All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Sampler from Dimension 35C - Instant Pattern
$5.99
Mawwiage - Customizable Instant Pattern
$9.99
A Traditional Prayer - Instant Pattern
$5.99
Not Easy - Instant Pattern
$3.99
Have a Nooice Day
$99.00
Drank - Instant Pattern
$3.99
Have a Nooice Day - Instant Pattern
$5.99
America Supreme - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Return to Shady Thicket - Instant Pattern
$8.99
In the Garden of Eden Baby -- Instant Pattern
$8.99
Family Love Sampler - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Blame the Goose - Instant Pattern
$3.99
Stitched This Way
$149.00
PDF Pattern - A Blessing from the Lord
$8.99
Barnyard Beats 4: Chicken Wing - INSTANT PATTERN
$4.99
Barnyard Beats 1: Milk the Cow - PATTERN
$4.99
Stranger Mornings - Instant Pattern
$5.99
The Trees of Holland - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Stitched This Way - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Lemon Party - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Barnyard Beats 3: Pig Patrol - INSTANT PATTERN
$4.99
Deal With It - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Judgment Day - Instant Pattern
$8.99
The Living - Instant Pattern (Blue)
$9.99
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Reviews

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5 out of 5 stars
(937)
Mrs. Mosey

Mrs. Mosey on May 4, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Brilliant pattern, super clear and beautifully presented. Thank you!

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About

Patient zero in the coming zombie cross stitch apocalypse

You can view our entire portfolio at http://steotch.com.

Read our interview with CRAFT here:
http://makezine.com/craft/subversive_finds_worldwide_ste/

If you Google Image search the phrase "Dorky White People" we're pretty much the first picture that comes up.

Our samplers have been featured on the front page of many of the web's finest establishments, including BoingBoing, Neatorama, Mashable, Regretsy, the Huffington Post, and the Official Star Wars Blog.

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Shop members

  • Emily & Matt Fitzpatrick

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    Emily first learned needlework from her grandmother at a young age, but began Steotch as a distraction from battling cancer (she won). Matt farts around on the web and yells out jokes. They're basically like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of novelty crafts.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 2, 2015
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Shipping
All of our physical items are shipped within 2 business days after purchase. Finished samplers and kits will ship USPS Priority to USA destinations, and include insurance and delivery confirmation free of charge. Orders outside the USA will ship International First Class (no insurance or delivery confirmation/tracking). Bottle Aprons will ship with the USPS and are priced based on your zip code. To our International friends: if you don't see your country included on the listing of an item you are considering, drop us a note, and we'll figure out the deets.

Our products are packaged with great care (using environmentally-sustainable or recycled materials), so that they arrive at your home as fine as they are today.