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Steotch: Fine New England Needleart

Durham, North Carolina · 4170 Sales

steotch

Steotch: Fine New England Needleart

Durham, North Carolina 4170 Sales On Etsy since 2010

5 out of 5 stars
(913)

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Announcement   All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Last updated on Nov 20, 2015

All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Add-on Ornament Frame
$3.00
Merlot - Instant Pattern
$3.99
Waddle - Instant Pattern
$3.99
Wrong Week - Instant Pattern
$3.99
Blame the Goose - Instant Pattern
$3.99
Drank - Instant Pattern
$3.99
Not Easy - Instant Pattern
$3.99
Alcomahol - Instant Pattern
$3.99
Barnyard Beats 5: Shawty Chirp - INSTANT PATTERN
$4.99
Barnyard Beats 1: Milk the Cow - PATTERN
$4.99
Barnyard Beats 4: Chicken Wing - INSTANT PATTERN
$4.99
Barnyard Beats 2: Happy Chicks - INSTANT PATTERN
$4.99
Barnyard Beats 6: Thirsty Chick - INSTANT PATTERN
$4.99
Barnyard Beats 3: Pig Patrol - INSTANT PATTERN
$4.99
Around the World ornament - Instant Pattern
$4.99
Light up the Tree Ornament - Instant Pattern
$4.99
Fresh Nutcracker ornament - Instant Pattern
$4.99
Jingle McCringleberry Ornament - Instant Pattern
$4.99
Business Cat Ornament - Instant Pattern
$4.99
Acquire Presents Ornament - Instant Pattern
$4.99
Pedobear Ornament - Instant Pattern
$4.99
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Instant Pattern
$4.99
Me Gusta - Instant Pattern
$4.99
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Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(913)
E. Hatcher

E. Hatcher on Dec 6, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Love your patterns; this is my second purchase from this shop. Directions are easy to read and I love the color instructions.

Faith Millman

Faith Millman on Dec 4, 2016

5 out of 5 stars
Andrea Mc

Andrea Mc on Dec 2, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

As Phillip J. Fry would say, shut up and take my money. I'm so pleased to own a Steotch original. Thanks, you guys!

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About

Patient zero in the coming zombie cross stitch apocalypse

You can view our entire portfolio at http://steotch.com.

Read our interview with CRAFT here:
http://makezine.com/craft/subversive_finds_worldwide_ste/

If you Google Image search the phrase "Dorky White People" we're pretty much the first picture that comes up.

Our samplers have been featured on the front page of many of the web's finest establishments, including BoingBoing, Neatorama, Mashable, Regretsy, the Huffington Post, and the Official Star Wars Blog.

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Shop members

  • Emily & Matt Fitzpatrick

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    Emily first learned needlework from her grandmother at a young age, but began Steotch as a distraction from battling cancer (she won). Matt farts around on the web and yells out jokes. They're basically like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of novelty crafts.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 2, 2015
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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
We accept direct Etsy payments as well as PayPal.
Shipping
All of our physical items are shipped within 2 business days after purchase. Finished samplers and kits will ship USPS Priority to USA destinations, and include insurance and delivery confirmation free of charge. Orders outside the USA will ship International First Class (no insurance or delivery confirmation/tracking). Bottle Aprons will ship with the USPS and are priced based on your zip code. To our International friends: if you don't see your country included on the listing of an item you are considering, drop us a note, and we'll figure out the deets.

Our products are packaged with great care (using environmentally-sustainable or recycled materials), so that they arrive at your home as fine as they are today.