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Steotch: Fine New England Needleart

North Carolina, United States · 4044 Sales

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Steotch: Fine New England Needleart

North Carolina, United States 4044 Sales On Etsy since 2010

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(883)
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Announcement   All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Last updated on Nov 20, 2015

All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Oh Hai - DIYO KIT
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In the Garden of Eden Baby -- DIYO Kit
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Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
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America Supreme - DIYO Kit
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Crank Dat Sampler - DIYO Kit
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Judgement Day - DIYO KIT
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Blame the Goose - Instant Pattern
US$3.99
Cross AF Stitch
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PDF Pattern: One Man's Trash
US$8.99
Crank Dat PATTERN
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Family Love Sampler - Instant Pattern
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Stranger Mornings - Instant Pattern
US$5.99
Mawwiage - Customizable Instant Pattern
US$9.99
Herd U Like Samplers - PATTERN
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The Needle of Steel - Instant Pattern
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A Traditional Prayer - Instant Pattern
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Lemon Party
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Lemon Party - Instant Pattern
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Colonial Brick Home - PATTERN
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Deal With It - Instant Pattern
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Kiss the Cook: Instant Pattern
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Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(883)
Erica Caden

Erica Caden on Aug 27, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas from Steotch. Well designed with the right flourishes.

Erica Caden

Erica Caden on Aug 27, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Classic and contemporary: the summation of Steotch with a little snark

Lindsay Jakes

Lindsay Jakes on Aug 26, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Steotch are my favourite. Buy all the things, you won't be disappoint.

Beth A.

Beth A. on Aug 18, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

I am ever so happy. This sampler is going to turn my world upside down.

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About

Patient zero in the coming zombie cross stitch apocalypse

You can view our entire portfolio at http://steotch.com.

Read our interview with CRAFT here:
http://makezine.com/craft/subversive_finds_worldwide_ste/

If you Google Image search the phrase "Dorky White People" we're pretty much the first picture that comes up.

Our samplers have been featured on the front page of many of the web's finest establishments, including BoingBoing, Neatorama, Mashable, Regretsy, the Huffington Post, and the Official Star Wars Blog.

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  • Emily & Matt Fitzpatrick

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    Emily first learned needlework from her grandmother at a young age, but began Steotch as a distraction from battling cancer (she won). Matt farts around on the web and yells out jokes. They're basically like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of novelty crafts.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 2, 2015
Thanks for visiting Steotch, the Internet's Dankest Cross Stitch

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
We accept direct Etsy payments as well as PayPal.
Shipping
All of our physical items are shipped within 2 business days after purchase. Finished samplers and kits will ship USPS Priority to USA destinations, and include insurance and delivery confirmation free of charge. Orders outside the USA will ship International First Class (no insurance or delivery confirmation/tracking). Bottle Aprons will ship with the USPS and are priced based on your zip code. To our International friends: if you don't see your country included on the listing of an item you are considering, drop us a note, and we'll figure out the deets.

Our products are packaged with great care (using environmentally-sustainable or recycled materials), so that they arrive at your home as fine as they are today.