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Steotch: Fine New England Needleart

North Carolina, United States · 4069 Sales

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Steotch: Fine New England Needleart

North Carolina, United States 4069 Sales On Etsy since 2010

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Announcement   All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Last updated on Nov 20, 2015

All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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In Da Manger - PDF PATTERN
US$8.99
Not Easy - Instant Pattern
US$3.99
The Needle of Steel - DIYO KIT
US$19.99
Stranger Mornings - Instant Pattern
US$5.99
Family Love Sampler - DIYO KIT
US$19.99
Kiss the Cook: Instant Pattern
US$11.99
Mawwiage - Customizable Instant Pattern
US$9.99
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho (PDF Pattern)
US$8.99
Have a Nooice Day
US$99.00
Blank Bottle Apron - Pink & White
US$5.99
Alcomahol - Instant Pattern
US$3.99
Drank - Instant Pattern
US$3.99
Judgment Day - Instant Pattern
US$8.99
The Imposter - Instant Pattern
US$8.99
Hail Mary - Instant Pattern
US$8.99
In the Garden of Eden Baby -- Instant Pattern
US$8.99
Blame the Goose - Instant Pattern
US$3.99
Stitched This Way
US$149.00
PDF Pattern - A Blessing from the Lord
US$8.99
All the Way - PATTERN
US$8.99
Boombadoomboombroidery PATTERN
US$8.99
Barnyard Beats 3: Pig Patrol - INSTANT PATTERN
US$4.99
Barnyard Beats 1: Milk the Cow - PATTERN
US$4.99
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Patient zero in the coming zombie cross stitch apocalypse

You can view our entire portfolio at http://steotch.com.

Read our interview with CRAFT here:
http://makezine.com/craft/subversive_finds_worldwide_ste/

If you Google Image search the phrase "Dorky White People" we're pretty much the first picture that comes up.

Our samplers have been featured on the front page of many of the web's finest establishments, including BoingBoing, Neatorama, Mashable, Regretsy, the Huffington Post, and the Official Star Wars Blog.

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  • Emily & Matt Fitzpatrick

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    Emily first learned needlework from her grandmother at a young age, but began Steotch as a distraction from battling cancer (she won). Matt farts around on the web and yells out jokes. They're basically like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of novelty crafts.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 2, 2015
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Shipping
All of our physical items are shipped within 2 business days after purchase. Finished samplers and kits will ship USPS Priority to USA destinations, and include insurance and delivery confirmation free of charge. Orders outside the USA will ship International First Class (no insurance or delivery confirmation/tracking). Bottle Aprons will ship with the USPS and are priced based on your zip code. To our International friends: if you don't see your country included on the listing of an item you are considering, drop us a note, and we'll figure out the deets.

Our products are packaged with great care (using environmentally-sustainable or recycled materials), so that they arrive at your home as fine as they are today.