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Steotch: Fine New England Needleart

Durham, North Carolina · 4164 Sales

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Steotch: Fine New England Needleart

Durham, North Carolina 4164 Sales On Etsy since 2010

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(912)

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Announcement   All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Last updated on Nov 20, 2015

All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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In Da Manger ornament - Instant Pattern
$4.99
Lemon Party - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Blank Bottle Apron - Dark Green & Antique White
$5.99
In Da Manger - PDF PATTERN
$8.99
Murray Christmas - KIT
$14.99
In Da Manger KIT
$14.99
Judgment Day - Instant Pattern
$8.99
The Imposter - Instant Pattern
$8.99
A Traditional Prayer - Instant Pattern
$5.99
The Living - Instant Pattern (Blue)
$9.99
Ernamerts Ornament - Instant Pattern
$4.99
Smoking Santa KIT
$14.99
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho (PDF Pattern)
$8.99
5-Pack 2014 Ornaments - Instant Pattern
$20.99
Stranger Mornings - Instant Pattern
$5.99
Murray Christmas Ornament - Instant Pattern
$4.99
Bottle Apron 7 Pack of Instant Patterns
$24.99
Roasting - Instant Pattern
$8.99
The Living - Instant Pattern (Purple)
$9.99
5-Pack Holla Day Ornaments - Instant Pattern
$20.99
MEME 5-PACK - Instant Patterns
$20.99
5-PACK - 2015 Ornaments Instant Patterns
$20.99
Colonial Brick Home - PATTERN
$8.99
The Trees of Holland - PATTERN
$8.99
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5 out of 5 stars
(912)
Faith Millman

Faith Millman on Dec 4, 2016

5 out of 5 stars
Andrea Mc

Andrea Mc on Dec 2, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

As Phillip J. Fry would say, shut up and take my money. I'm so pleased to own a Steotch original. Thanks, you guys!

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Patient zero in the coming zombie cross stitch apocalypse

You can view our entire portfolio at http://steotch.com.

Read our interview with CRAFT here:
http://makezine.com/craft/subversive_finds_worldwide_ste/

If you Google Image search the phrase "Dorky White People" we're pretty much the first picture that comes up.

Our samplers have been featured on the front page of many of the web's finest establishments, including BoingBoing, Neatorama, Mashable, Regretsy, the Huffington Post, and the Official Star Wars Blog.

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Shop members

  • Emily & Matt Fitzpatrick

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    Emily first learned needlework from her grandmother at a young age, but began Steotch as a distraction from battling cancer (she won). Matt farts around on the web and yells out jokes. They're basically like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of novelty crafts.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 2, 2015
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Shipping
All of our physical items are shipped within 2 business days after purchase. Finished samplers and kits will ship USPS Priority to USA destinations, and include insurance and delivery confirmation free of charge. Orders outside the USA will ship International First Class (no insurance or delivery confirmation/tracking). Bottle Aprons will ship with the USPS and are priced based on your zip code. To our International friends: if you don't see your country included on the listing of an item you are considering, drop us a note, and we'll figure out the deets.

Our products are packaged with great care (using environmentally-sustainable or recycled materials), so that they arrive at your home as fine as they are today.