Announcement All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.
All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.
Patient zero in the coming zombie cross stitch apocalypse
You can view our entire portfolio at http://steotch.com.
Read our interview with CRAFT here:
If you Google Image search the phrase "Dorky White People" we're pretty much the first picture that comes up.
Our samplers have been featured on the front page of many of the web's finest establishments, including BoingBoing, Neatorama, Mashable, Regretsy, the Huffington Post, and the Official Star Wars Blog.
Emily & Matt Fitzpatrick
Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator
Emily first learned needlework from her grandmother at a young age, but began Steotch as a distraction from battling cancer (she won). Matt farts around on the web and yells out jokes. They're basically like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of novelty crafts.
Accepted payment methods
- Accepts Etsy gift cards
Our products are packaged with great care (using environmentally-sustainable or recycled materials), so that they arrive at your home as fine as they are today.