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Steotch Fine Needleart

Durham, North Carolina · 4300 Sales

steotch

Steotch Fine Needleart

Durham, North Carolina 4300 Sales On Etsy since 2010

5 out of 5 stars
(934)

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Announcement   All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Last updated on Nov 20, 2015

All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Rock Out With Your Hen Out
$299.00
Cross Stitch is the New Black
$199.99
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
$149.99
Stitchface
$149.00
Stitched This Way
$149.00
Ball is Life
$99.99
Lemon Party
$99.00
Stranger Mornings
$99.00
Have a Nooice Day
$99.00
Bottle Apron 7 Pack of Instant Patterns
$24.99
Oh Hai - DIYO KIT
$19.99
In the Garden of Eden Baby -- DIYO Kit
$19.99
Crank Dat Sampler - DIYO Kit
$19.99
A Traditional Prayer - DIYO Kit
$19.99
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho - DIYO KIT
$19.99
Gift of the Magi - DIYO Kit
$19.99
Hail Mary - DIYO KIT
$19.99
America Supreme - DIYO Kit
$19.99
The Imposter - DIYO KIT
$19.99
Sampler from Dimension 35C - KIT
$19.99
Teh Ineffable - DIYO Kit
$19.99
Cross AF Stitch - DIYO KIT
$19.99
Judgement Day - DIYO KIT
$19.99
Family Love Sampler - DIYO KIT
$19.99
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Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(934)
Lisa S

Lisa S on Apr 25, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Great buy and very easy to download.

fujiko

fujiko on Apr 22, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Great kit - a lot of fun. Thank you!

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About

Patient zero in the coming zombie cross stitch apocalypse

You can view our entire portfolio at http://steotch.com.

Read our interview with CRAFT here:
http://makezine.com/craft/subversive_finds_worldwide_ste/

If you Google Image search the phrase "Dorky White People" we're pretty much the first picture that comes up.

Our samplers have been featured on the front page of many of the web's finest establishments, including BoingBoing, Neatorama, Mashable, Regretsy, the Huffington Post, and the Official Star Wars Blog.

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Shop members

  • Emily & Matt Fitzpatrick

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    Emily first learned needlework from her grandmother at a young age, but began Steotch as a distraction from battling cancer (she won). Matt farts around on the web and yells out jokes. They're basically like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of novelty crafts.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 2, 2015
Thanks for visiting Steotch, the Internet's Dankest Cross Stitch

Accepted payment methods

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
We accept direct Etsy payments as well as PayPal.
Shipping
All of our physical items are shipped within 2 business days after purchase. Finished samplers and kits will ship USPS Priority to USA destinations, and include insurance and delivery confirmation free of charge. Orders outside the USA will ship International First Class (no insurance or delivery confirmation/tracking). Bottle Aprons will ship with the USPS and are priced based on your zip code. To our International friends: if you don't see your country included on the listing of an item you are considering, drop us a note, and we'll figure out the deets.

Our products are packaged with great care (using environmentally-sustainable or recycled materials), so that they arrive at your home as fine as they are today.