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Steotch Fine Needleart

Durham, North Carolina · 4625 Sales

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Steotch Fine Needleart

Durham, North Carolina 4625 Sales On Etsy since 2010

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Announcement   All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Last updated on Nov 20, 2015

All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho (PDF Pattern)
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho (PDF Pattern)
$8.99
Stitches - Instant Pattern
Stitches - Instant Pattern
$5.99
Mawwiage - Customizable Instant Pattern
Mawwiage - Customizable Instant Pattern
$9.99
The Imposter - Instant Pattern
The Imposter - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Gift of the Magi - Instant Pattern
Gift of the Magi - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Blank Bottle Apron - Dark Green & Antique White
Blank Bottle Apron - Dark Green & Antique White
$5.99
A Fair Young LAss - Instant Pattern
A Fair Young LAss - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Cross Stitch is the New Black - Instant Pattern
Cross Stitch is the New Black - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Hail Mary - DIYO KIT
Hail Mary - DIYO KIT
$19.99
Gardening Ain't Easy:  PATTERN
Gardening Ain't Easy: PATTERN
$8.99
The Living  -  Instant Pattern (Purple)
The Living - Instant Pattern (Purple)
$9.99
One Man's Trash - Instant Pattern
One Man's Trash - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Taylor Made - Instant Pattern
Taylor Made - Instant Pattern
$8.99
The Imposter - DIYO KIT
The Imposter - DIYO KIT
$19.99
Judgment Day - Instant Pattern
Judgment Day - Instant Pattern
$8.99
In Nature's Splendor - Instant Pattern
In Nature's Splendor - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Crank Dat - Instant Pattern
Crank Dat - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Around the World KIT
Around the World KIT
$14.99
Colonial Brick Home - Instant Pattern
Colonial Brick Home - Instant Pattern
$8.99
In Da Manger - Instant Pattern
In Da Manger - Instant Pattern
$8.99
The Needle of Steel - Instant Pattern
The Needle of Steel - Instant Pattern
$5.99
Roasting - Instant Pattern
Roasting - Instant Pattern
$8.99
Ball is Life (PDF Pattern)
Ball is Life (PDF Pattern)
$8.99
Teh Ineffable - Instant Pattern
Teh Ineffable - Instant Pattern
$8.99
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About

Patient zero in the coming zombie cross stitch apocalypse

You can view our entire portfolio at http://steotch.com.

Read our interview with CRAFT here:
http://makezine.com/craft/subversive_finds_worldwide_ste/

If you Google Image search the phrase "Dorky White People" we're pretty much the first picture that comes up.

Our samplers have been featured on the front page of many of the web's finest establishments, including BoingBoing, Neatorama, Mashable, Regretsy, the Huffington Post, and the Official Star Wars Blog.

Shop members

  • Emily & Matt Fitzpatrick

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    Emily first learned needlework from her grandmother at a young age, but began Steotch as a distraction from battling cancer (she won). Matt farts around on the web and yells out jokes. They're basically like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of novelty crafts.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 2, 2015
Thanks for visiting Steotch, the Internet's Dankest Cross Stitch

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  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Payment
We accept direct Etsy payments as well as PayPal.
Shipping
All of our physical items are shipped within 2 business days after purchase. Finished samplers and kits will ship USPS Priority to USA destinations, and include insurance and delivery confirmation free of charge. Orders outside the USA will ship International First Class (no insurance or delivery confirmation/tracking). Bottle Aprons will ship with the USPS and are priced based on your zip code. To our International friends: if you don't see your country included on the listing of an item you are considering, drop us a note, and we'll figure out the deets.

Our products are packaged with great care (using environmentally-sustainable or recycled materials), so that they arrive at your home as fine as they are today.