supervelma

drop dead quirky

California, United States · 609 Sales

supervelma

drop dead quirky

California, United States 609 Sales On Etsy since 2010

4.5 out of 5 stars
(195)

Announcement   **I am still accepting limited commissions for the stitched tweets, if you are interested in one, please message me**

Welcome to Drop Dead Quirky - If you've got a problem, yo I'll solve it... as long as your problem is that you need something stitched or you need a snarky response. Other than that... I don't know, no guarantees.

Purveyor of hand-stitched and/or hand-painted pop culture stuff and nonsense -
including, but not limited to, rap lyrics, movie quotes, cuss words, creepy movie scenes, the occasional set of boobs and, yes, embroidered Kanye West tweets (As featured on Regretsy, Jezebel, The Village Voice, Gawker, Buzzfeed, NPR, Biba Magazine, Spin.com and the Huffington Post among other places -I'm still accepting limited commissions for them, please message me for availability)

Please see my ABOUT section because I like to ramble on.

Announcement

**I am still accepting limited commissions for the stitched tweets, if you are interested in one, please message me**

Welcome to Drop Dead Quirky - If you've got a problem, yo I'll solve it... as long as your problem is that you need something stitched or you need a snarky response. Other than that... I don't know, no guarantees.

Purveyor of hand-stitched and/or hand-painted pop culture stuff and nonsense -
including, but not limited to, rap lyrics, movie quotes, cuss words, creepy movie scenes, the occasional set of boobs and, yes, embroidered Kanye West tweets (As featured on Regretsy, Jezebel, The Village Voice, Gawker, Buzzfeed, NPR, Biba Magazine, Spin.com and the Huffington Post among other places -I'm still accepting limited commissions for them, please message me for availability)

Please see my ABOUT section because I like to ramble on.

Amy Sheridan

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Amy Sheridan

Reviews

Average item review
4.5 out of 5 stars
(195)
garethupton

garethupton on Jul 26, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Thank you so much for the wonderful custom embroidered tweet. It made for a fantastic birthday present, and will be cherished for a long time to come! Cheers!

Mina

Mina on Jun 8, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

If you love owning awesome things, you need supervelma to make you an embroidered Kanye tweet. SO MUCH YAY! Thank you!

kpb15

kpb15 on May 9, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

This custom order was absolutely perfect and even better than I envisioned!

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About

Drop Dead Quirky - If you've got a problem, yo I'll solve it... as long as your problem is that you need something stitched.

Purveyor of hand-stitched and/or hand-painted pop culture stuff and nonsenseincluding, but not limited to, rap lyrics, movie quotes, cuss words, creepy movie scenes, the occasional set of boobs and, yes, embroidered Kanye West tweets (As featured on Regretsy, Jezebel, The Village Voice, Gawker, Buzzfeed, NPR, Biba Magazine, Spin.com and the Huffington Post among other places -I'm still accepting limited commissions for them, please message me for availability)

About the shop: I try to use recycled and upcycled stuff as often as possible (fabrics, frames, clothes, toys). I'm always open to commissions, so if you've got something you'd like to see translated into thread - tweet, facebook post, portrait, song lyrics, inside joke, outside joke, family crest, your favorite sea animal, 90s hair band logo, boobs - let me know

**PLEASE NOTE** most of my work is on fibers and I do have pets in my home (2 dogs, 2 cats and a 15-year-old boy), so if you are extremely allergic to any of those things, I would recommend against eating any of the pieces or rubbing them all over the sensitive parts of your body (no judgment).

Media requests, fan mail, hate mail, marriage proposals, n00ds, and restraining orders can be directed to dropdeadquirky [!at] gmail.com

I've also got Instagram (supervelma), kik (dropdeadquirky) and Words With Friends (supervelma) in case you're dying to hang out with me online (and, come on, you know you are).

***As often as possible, a portion of my proceeds go to Welcome Home Barnyard Sanctuary, a 501(c)3 non-profit farm animal rescue located in Corpus Christi, TX***

I doubt anyone has bothered to read this far.

All artwork and content © 2010-2014 Amy Sheridan
All Rights Reserved

I mean, seriously, who reads through the whole "shop info"? You glance through looking for coupon codes or links to any weird policies like not shipping to Latvian countries during the full moon...

And if you are reading this far, what are you hoping to find? The secret of life? The secret life of bees? The secret of Nimh? The secret of my success? A great banana bread recipe?

Boobs.

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Shop policies

Last updated on July 23, 2014
I like pop culture stuff, bad puns and occasionally inappropriate humor. Most of my embroidery is one-of-a-kind, but I will usually consider remaking pieces. I'm also open to commissions so if you've got something in mind but don't see it here, I might be able to make it happen.

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
I accept Paypal and credit cards (through Etsy) and I will only ship to Paypal confirmed addresses
Shipping
I package everything securely and ship via USPS (Priority, First Class and Parcel Post) - if you absolutely need something quicker, I am happy to get you a quote on expedited shipping. For international shipments, please note that I cannot mark a package as "gift" and shipments may be subject to additional duties or Value Added Taxes levied by the customs or your local government (if you're concerned about it, please check with your local postal service regarding rates)
Refunds and Exchanges
Embroidery pieces are all completely handmade and one of a kind (yes, even if it's a copy of one I've made 15 times before, no two will ever be absolutely identical), I do not accept any refunds or exchanges, but if there is a problem, I will try do whatever I can (within reason) to make you happy!