swankyturtle
Announcement
Aunt Bethany's Fried Cat Rug is in production and we are back at it until either the material, time or energy runs out. We anticipating selling out early and demand is already really high for this time of year. Supplies are limited and cost are higher across the board. I strongly recommend pre-ordering to guarantee we have the materials to make your fried cat and to lock in the current price.
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Lisa on Nov 8, 2022
5 out of 5 starsShipped/ received right away. Good quality. Can't wait to display!
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Steve on Nov 11, 2022
5 out of 5 starsEverything was perfect. I received what I expected to receive, and the process was prompt. Thank you.
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Sandy on Nov 7, 2022
5 out of 5 starsSuch a cute Christmas decoration! Great product and fast shipping.
About swankyturtle
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THE production crew minus Aunt Bethany who is taking the photo -
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Aunt Bethany. AKA Mom: Glue Master, fur slicer, Pro packer, boss of clark, nurse at hot glue burn unit -
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Ellen: AKA Me Project manager, customer service, human Resources, sales, lineman, production, quality control -
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Clark. AKA Dad Shipper, buyer, supply chain manager, errand boy, box builder. -
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Cousin Eddie. AKA brother Brian. Cat cutter and occasionally black fur setter.
Christmas Vacation - The Original Fried Cat
What started out as a holiday family gag gift turned into hundreds of sales. Who knew?We are huge National Lampoon Christmas Vacation fans. You can be sure the Bradshaw's know every line and whenever an opportunity presents itself, someone is going to brilliantly integrate it into conversation.
2021: We might be as crazy as Cousin Eddie or as foolish as Clark W Grizwold but we went into major production of these fried pussy cats out of our home. We took over mom's entire dining room and basement. Dad did all of the material shopping, box making and USPS delivery runs. Brother Brian, hand cut each cat rug and mom cut all of the fur into strips or shaved it for the cat body (for hours!) We sustained endless hot glue injuries. At the end of the day, we were exhausted and covered in fur only to get up, start it all over again.
Each rug takes almost 2 hours from start to finish. There are no super powers here and Shark Tank hasn't picked us up ... Additionally, I've been banned from my parents house. They have all gone on strike - I wish I were kidding but...
2022: Today, currently produced by only one set of hands in a kitchen in Greensburg, PA. The rest of Bradshaws are in WI and have zero plans to visit, have changed the locks on their doors and told me not to come back with any cat making supplies. Such a bunch of quitters! Be patients, these damn cats take some time to make.
Regardless... if you want one, order early or pre-order! I will run out of materials, prices will go up and I will run out of steam (and it is only Sept!)
Shop members
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Mary Bradshaw
Owner
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Bradshaw
Maker
Aunt Bethany (AKA Mary) Master fur trimmer, hot glue pro, Wrap and Pack team leader, quality control, nurse for hot-glue burn unit.
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Cousin Eddie
Rug Cutter
Cousin Eddie (AKA Brian) Cuts rugs like no ones business. Occasionally hot glues fur when short staffed.
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Clark Griswold
Shipper
Clark (AKA Dave) Box builder, Shipping Manager, errand boy, procurement specialist
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Ellen Griswold
Designer
Ellen (AKA Tammy) Designer, project manager, lineman, head of sales, HR, quality control.
Production partners
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Blue Cotton
KY, United States
BlueCotton, and it's family helps SwankyTurtle provide our customers with HAPPINESS ON A SHIRT. SwankyTurtles exclusive designs (intellectual property) is screen printed by BlueCottons peeps of integrity on their top retail-grade screens.
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printful
Charlotte, NC
Printful prints, packages and ships our product to you.
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Printify
San Francisco, CA
Printify is global direct to garment drop ship e-commerce agency. They take my designs and print them directly to garments and other items within my shop. All printing and shipping is done in the USA.
Shop policies
Pin or post any item from our shop and get free domestic first class shipping.
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Returns & exchanges
Cancellations
Cancellations: not accepted
Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.
Payment
Shipping
IMPORTANT: We are do not responsible nor do we reimburse for items inaccurately addressed in Etsy and we can not change the shipping address once the item label has been purchased.
Once the item has left our facility we are no longer responsible for any item lost, damage or delayed in shipping and therefore we strongly recommend you choose PRIORITY for tracking and insurance purposes. If you have a shipping concern AFTER it has left or facility, please contact your post office as they the responsible party after we ship it.
We also offer FREE domestic FIRST CLASS shipping when you pin or post one of our items.