cards and gifts made with bourbon & love

Fullerton, California · 22701 Sales


cards and gifts made with bourbon & love

Fullerton, California 22701 Sales On Etsy since 2006

5 out of 5 stars

Announcement   Welcome to sweet perversion! Quaintly crass cards and gifts, all made with bourbon & love.


Last updated on Jun 27, 2017

Welcome to sweet perversion! Quaintly crass cards and gifts, all made with bourbon & love.

Jeanette Champion-Fanning

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Jeanette Champion-Fanning

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5 out of 5 stars
bobbi k

bobbi k on Apr 22, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

Highly recommend a grab bag! I wouldn’t have purchased some of the cards on their own, but I’m not upset that I got them. Seller knows what she’s doing & took the time to package her cards; love the sellers that have pride in their shops & this is one of them!!!!

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Made with bourbon & love

Since my childhood, nothing could bring me joy quite like pretty paper and a quick witted come-back. It’s really only fitting that I landed job where I get to sell my asshole thoughts & spend gobs of money on paper under the guise of business.

I’m a fucking genius. For reals.

What folks are saying about sweet perversion:

"As described. My trashy girlfriend will most likely blow me out of adoration. Great seller."
"just happened upon your, well, stuff.
good thing you are NOT in the mainstream. rather crude and cheap. hope you are not around young children and rather without class.
why waste your talent on such vulgar things?
just curious what your parents think of your venture.
sorry. nope.
will not be purchasing anything today. or ever."
"Finding your cards on the net was one of the happiest days of my life!"

Shop members

  • Jeanette Champion-Fanning

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    Crack is whack.

  • Mr. Sweet

    Display Builder, Occasional Card Bagger, Steady Paycheck Earner

  • Maple aka Little Shit

    Resident Bitch In Charge Of Quality Control.

  • Waffle aka Mama

    In Charge Of Being Sweet.

  • FlapJack aka The Dude

    In Charge Of Torturing Maple And Licking His Paw Until It Bleeds.

Production partners

  • Balloon Printer

    CA, United States

    Prints our latex balloons

  • Digital Printer

    San Jose, CA

    Gift wrap printer

  • Digital Printer

    Las Vegas, NV

    Greeting card printer

  • Hot Foil Printer

    WI, United States

    Prints our motel style keychains

  • Hot Foil Printer

    MO, United States

    Prints our ready-made pencils

  • Mug Printer

    Miami, FL

    Prints our ceramic mugs

  • Notepad Printer

    Massillon, OH

    Notepad printer

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Last updated on Mar 27, 2017
Frequently asked questions

Do you offer wholesale?

You bet your sweet ass we do! Our minimum opening order is $125.00 with $75.00 reorders. Shoot us a convo and we'll send you the link to our Etsy Wholesale linesheet.

Can you write a message inside of my card and send it directly to the recipient for me?

Fuck yeah! Please leave your sentiment in the "notes to seller" portion of your order, we'll then handwrite your message & ship it off!

*As our cards are printed by the hundreds, we are unable to digitally print your message.

I love your _____ card, but can it say _____ instead?

We're terribly sorry, but as our cards are printed by the hundreds, we're unable to make any changes to the design or text.

I need my order in two days, can you make that happen?

Priority Mail shipping is available at checkout for US addresses and generally takes 2-3 business days for arrival (not guaranteed).

Do you offer custom work?

Aside from personalized pencils, we do not offer custom work.

Is tracking included for international orders?

In order to keep shipping costs low, 1-3 greeting cards are shipped without tracking. All other items include tracking.