sweetperversion

greeting cards made with bourbon & love

California, United States · 18815 Sales

sweetperversion

greeting cards made with bourbon & love

California, United States 18815 Sales On Etsy since 2006

5 out of 5 stars
(4951)

Announcement   Welcome to sweet perversion! Quaintly crass cards and gifts, all made with bourbon & love.

Want me to stalk you? Sign up for my newsletter - simply email me at info [!at] sweetperversion.com and you'll be in the know for private sales and upcoming shows. Relax, I won't really stalk you. In fact, you'll probably won't get more than two newsletters a year from me.

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Last updated on May 19, 2016

Welcome to sweet perversion! Quaintly crass cards and gifts, all made with bourbon & love.

Want me to stalk you? Sign up for my newsletter - simply email me at info [!at] sweetperversion.com and you'll be in the know for private sales and upcoming shows. Relax, I won't really stalk you. In fact, you'll probably won't get more than two newsletters a year from me.

Jeanette Champion-Fanning

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Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(4951)
bethroesler

bethroesler on Sep 27, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

It was a cute gift I got for my mom. I loved that we could custom design them. She liked it a lot. Thanks!

Erica Kusterer

Erica Kusterer on Sep 26, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Super funny and exactly as described, can't wait to give this to my bf. Definitely quirky and unexpected for an anniversary card which I love.

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About

Made with bourbon & love

Since my childhood, nothing could bring me joy quite like pretty paper and a quick witted come-back. It’s really only fitting that I landed job where I get to sell my asshole thoughts & spend gobs of money on paper under the guise of business.

I’m a fucking genius. For reals.
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What folks are saying about sweet perversion:

"As described. My trashy girlfriend will most likely blow me out of adoration. Great seller."
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"just happened upon your, well, stuff.
good thing you are NOT in the mainstream. rather crude and cheap. hope you are not around young children and rather without class.
why waste your talent on such vulgar things?
just curious what your parents think of your venture.
sorry. nope.
will not be purchasing anything today. or ever."
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"Finding your cards on the net was one of the happiest days of my life!"

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Shop members
  • Jeanette Champion-Fanning

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    Crack is whack.

  • Mr. Sweet

    Display Builder, Occasional Card Bagger, Steady Paycheck Earner

  • Maple aka Little Shit

    Resident Bitch In Charge Of Quality Control.

  • Waffle aka Mama

    In Charge Of Being Sweet.

  • FlapJack aka The Dude

    In Charge Of Torturing Maple And Licking His Paw Until It Bleeds.

Manufacturers
  • Digital Printer

    Las Vegas, NV, United States

    Greeting card printer

  • Hot Foil Printer

    Missouri, United States

    Prints our ready-made pencils

  • Digital Printer

    San Jose, CA, United States

    Gift wrap printer

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Last updated on May 19, 2016
Frequently asked questions

Do you offer wholesale?

You bet your sweet ass we do! Our minimum opening order is $100.00 with $75.00 reorders.
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Can you write a message inside of my card and send it directly to the recipient for me?

Fuck yeah! Please leave your sentiment in the "notes to seller" portion of your order, we'll then handwrite your message & ship it off!

*As our cards are printed by the hundreds, we are unable to digitally print your message.

I love your _____ card, but can it say _____ instead?

We're terribly sorry, but as our cards are printed by the hundreds, we're unable to make any changes to the design or text.

I need my order in two days, can you make that happen?

Priority Mail shipping is available at checkout for US addresses and generally takes 2-3 business days for arrival (not guaranteed).

Do you offer custom work?

Aside from personalized pencils, we do not offer custom work.