Announcement Welcome to sweet perversion! Quaintly crass cards and gifts, all made with bourbon & love.
Announcement
Welcome to sweet perversion! Quaintly crass cards and gifts, all made with bourbon & love.
Items
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Reviews
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sarey on Jul 27, 2022
5 out of 5 starsSent this to my friend who just had surgery and she absolutely loved it. She hung it on the wall in her bedroom.
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novinda on Jul 23, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThis’s sticker will be an adorable addition to my new laptop. USPS screwed up on the delivery and the seller was very communicative and accommodating. I love it!
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Vanessa on Aug 16, 2022
5 out of 5 starsOk cutest work pencils ever. All my coworkers kept asking to steal! Even though these were a misprint batch with slight defects, these were perfect!
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Alanna on Jul 30, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThis is exactly my siblings and my sense of humor and I can’t WAIT til their next birthdays 🤣
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Surf on Jun 25, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThis is hands down my favorite thing to keep on my desk. I love these pads. The quality of the paper is good. The message on them is perfect.
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Ingrid on Jun 17, 2022
5 out of 5 starsI fucking love this shop! Always the best shit. Always super sweet and the best sweary fuckery this mom needs. Love you Jeanette!!! You’re the fucking best
About sweetperversion
Made with bourbon & love
Since my childhood, nothing could bring me joy quite like pretty paper and a quick witted come-back. It’s really only fitting that I landed job where I get to sell my asshole thoughts & spend gobs of money on paper under the guise of business.
I’m a fucking genius. For reals.
Shop members
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Jeanette Champion-Fanning
Owner, Maker, Designer
Production partners
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Balloon Printer
CA, United States
Prints our latex balloons
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Digital Printer
San Jose, CA
Gift wrap printer
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Digital Printer
Las Vegas, NV
Greeting card printer
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Hot Foil Printer
MO, United States
Prints our ready-made pencils
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Hot Foil Printer
WI, United States
Prints our motel style keychains
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Laser Engraver
NY, United States
Produces our laser engraved keychains
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Notepad Printer
Massillon, OH
Notepad printer
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Pen Printer
NY, United States
Prints our pens
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Screen Printer
Londonderry, NH
Screen prints our totes and pouches
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Sticker Printer
IL, United States
Prints our stickers
Shop policies
Shipping
Customs and import taxes
Payment options
Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Digital downloads
- Items on sale
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Privacy policy
More information
Frequently asked questions
Do you offer wholesale?
You bet your sweet ass I do! The minimum opening order is $150.00 with $75.00 reorders. Fill out the vendor application at sweetperversionws.com and I'll get you set up with an account.
Can you write a message inside of my card and send it directly to the recipient for me?
Fuck yeah! Please leave your sentiment in the "notes to seller" portion of your order, I'll then handwrite your message & ship it off! Full disclosure: My handwriting is shit.
*As my cards are printed by the hundreds, we are unable to digitally print your message.
I love your _____ card, but can it say _____ instead?
I'm terribly sorry, but as my cards are printed by the hundreds, I'm unable to make any changes to the design or text.
I need my order in two days, can you make that happen?
Priority Mail shipping is available at checkout for US addresses and generally takes 2-3 business days for arrival (not guaranteed).
Is tracking included for greeting cards?
In order to keep shipping costs low, 1-3 greeting cards are shipped without tracking. If you prefer to have your cards shipped with tracking, it is available at checkout for US addresses. All other items include tracking.
Seller details
sweetperversion is considered a professional seller (known as a trader) in the EU. What's this?